The scarletpeaches fan club thread!

This thread pleases me.

You know I always be down wid da SP.

A scarletpeaches fan club. So am I to assume that we now beat her with fans? Or do we throw her into a giant fan and watch her be chopped to bits?

Someone shoot me. Please.

ulls gun. points:

only if someone will promise to shoot me after I pull the trigger for you.

This thread is unacceptable.

Edit: Azrael avatar's back up to give this post the condescending oomph it deserves.

Do I get a badge? Any Scarlet Peaches lunch boxes for sale at a discount? How much are dues? What are the perks?
I'm hungry for lunch. I feel like having Taco Bell.

Maybe this should be The Scarlet Peaches Death Cult? Kool-Aide would seem to be a better solution than just handing Trish a gun.

why don't you ask Scarlet to pass out her past avatars to each of you, so we can easily spot you in the crowd.

Now that's a very good idea.

C.bronco said:

Do I get a badge? Any Scarlet Peaches lunch boxes for sale at a discount? How much are dues? What are the perks?
I'm hungry for lunch. I feel like having Taco Bell.

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Speaking of lunch, I just got back from the drive-thru at Chick Fil-A and the people in the car behind me had a real-life, no-fooling MONKEY in their car! It was one of them little spider monkeys and it was jumping around. And I saw it clearly so I know it was real. It was so cool. So make sure you go through the drive-thru just in case cuz you might get to see a monkey!

and you could start a scarlet sub-forum in the relgious writing area.

Stew21 said:

and you could start a scarlet sub-forum in the relgious writing area.

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I would put it in "Bewares and Background Checks."

robeiae said:

I would put it in "Bewares and Background Checks."

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And I'll start your fan club in the philosophical erotica forum.

oh. really? there isn't a philosophical erotica forum? Well... there should be.

thethinker42 said:

So am I to assume that we now beat her with fans? Or do we throw her into a giant fan and watch her be chopped to bits?

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I don't know, it's an impossible choice.
I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin, it somehow explodes and kills me.

III said:

So make sure you go through the drive-thru just in case cuz you might get to see a monkey!

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Aw, how sweet...in honor of SP, III hijacks her thread.

kristie911 said:

Aw, how sweet...in honor of SP, III hijacks her thread.

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Actually, if it was an SP hijacking, the monkey would have been having sex with the driver's face.

III said:

Actually, if it was an SP hijacking, the monkey would have been having sex with the driver's face.

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You just need more practice is all. Go ahead, try again.

kristie911 said:

You just need more practice is all. Go ahead, try again.

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Okay, here goes....

And then the monkey did poopies and .... no, wait, let me try again ... the monkey ... ummm.... he was nailing .... no .... ummmm ... made sexytime ... oh I give up.

By posting here, does that make me a member in the fan club?

III said:

Okay, here goes....

And then the monkey did poopies and .... no, wait, let me try again ... the monkey ... ummm.... he was nailing .... no .... ummmm ... made sexytime ... oh I give up.

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and this could go in the humorous philosophical erotica forum.

The Scip said:

By posting here, does that make me a member in the fan club?

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NO, that is to say, I hope not.


Stew, gone clubbing... (one fan at a time)

Haskins should be joining up any minute now.