Suggestions for my usertitle...anyone...?

Plum crazy! Ha! See...because of Professor Plum and...uh...you're nuts! But it could be taken that Miss Scarlet is crazy about Professor Plum and...oh my it's simply too early.

RedRump.

Just a suggestion.

scarletpeaches said:

Well. At least you didn't mention the sexaaaytime camel o' lurve like I expected you to...

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I thought about it... I was SO close, but I decided to keep it in line with Clue.

scarletpeaches said:

Who's been talking?!

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Just about everyone.

scarletpeaches said:

Ooh, Azraelsbane, how very kind of you to post that emote!

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Unfortunately the smiley store was out of the "camel using riding crops" variety.

Well, inkeeping with the Cluedo theme while being vaguely writerly-related, how about "In the library with the candlestick"?

Well, it was worth a shot.

how about "will wither and die without constant attention"?

In the study with ANYONE!

Not to imply you are lose, but, well, you ARE Scarletpeaches, Peaches.

Let the game begin
I'll kill whomever I damn well please
Candlestick? What candlestick?
Mr. Green will not be joining us for dinner
Meet me in the conservatory
Everyone's dead. I win.

In the dungeon, with the whip.

And you could keep changing them!

In the bathroom, with the runs.
In the pub, with a pint.
In the bed, with a cold.
In your house, with a gun.
etc.

Siddow said:

In your house, with a gun.

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You absolutely MUST choose this one, SP.

How 'bout "A dry hump." You know, 'cause your camel's hump is nice and dry...

Delarege said:

Not to imply you are lose

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No. To imply that you are loose.

scarletpeaches said:

Honestly. You must think I'm a psychopath.

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Pff, nothing wrong with that. Psychopaths get all the good publicity. I plan it to be a major selling point for my writing.

How about:

In your bed, with the clap?

Can you explain your current avatar? It appears to be a blond woman's head (presumably you) on a big red Hershey's kiss.

benbradley said:

Can you explain your current avatar? It appears to be a blond woman's head (presumably you) on a big red Hershey's kiss.

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It's a card from the board game Cluedo.


ETA: What's a Hershey's Kiss?

benbradley said:

Can you explain your current avatar? It appears to be a blond woman's head (presumably you) on a big red Hershey's kiss.

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scarletpeaches said:

You'll note it's blank at the moment, because I can't think of anything that goes with my Miss Scarlett avatar, so all suggestions welcome.

Something witty, amusing, clever, attractive...like me.

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On the right?

benbradley said:

Can you explain your current avatar? It appears to be a blond woman's head (presumably you) on a big red Hershey's kiss.

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I thought it was an oil can, squeezing her out on to a squeaky camel.