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I started cringing when she got to, "Ah personally believe, US Mercans..."

Please. Tell me what she said. I can't bear it.
 

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Wow! The part that got me was I didn't know South Africa was just another Asian country. Go figure. :Shrug:
 

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I started cringing when she got to, "Ah personally believe, US Mercans..."

Please. Tell me what she said. I can't bear it.

Watch it all Scarlet. Then watch it again. It hurts the first time, but the second time I just about fell out of my wheelchair. :roll:
 
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I can't. I'm allergic to people like her. Please, if you don't want to reveal all here, at least PM me!!!
 

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Don't you love how the host was trying sooooo hard not to laugh?

That was the funniest thing ever. She needs to take this act on the road!
 

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Oh my, that was pitiful.
 
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I have stopped bleaching my hair. It feggucks your breggain.
 

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Disclaimer: This girl does not represent all American women or girls. I think she should be stripped of her title and crowned "Miss Teen Dundee 2007".
 

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Aimme Teegarden: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?
South Carolina: I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because - uh - some people out there in our nation don't have maps and - uh - I believe that our ad - education like such as in South Africa and - uh - the Iraq - everywhere like such as and I believe that they should - our education over here, in the US, should help the US - uhm uh - should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.



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Oh god. Stop. Someone make Chris delete that post.

My eyes hurt. My brain hurts. My...help...I...fade...
 

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Just send her anywhere further away than she is from me right now. Wherever it is, it's not far enough.
 

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I moved to South Carolina to help my wife take care of her elderly parents (though I was born in New York and raised in Florida) and I have to say that I am not the least bit surprised by her answer. In fact, she's quite a bit more intelligent than most of the close-minded, fundamental, right-wing Christians who live here!
 
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Oh c'mon now...it would be perfect.

Host: "So, Miss Dundee 2007, what is the square root of 9?"

Miss Dundee 2007: *head explodes*

No, Miss Dundee would down a few alcopops, perform a sex act on the host and pass out while falling down some steps. All on CCTV.