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scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 03:36 AM
That is all.

Uncarved
08-27-2007, 03:54 AM
You're wrong, in a sense.
She lived in a house made of grapes but the sun was terribly hot after a while.....

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 03:55 AM
Her house became raisinesque, and that's the beauty of it. Transformative, transitional and mmm, fruity.

Shady Lane
08-27-2007, 03:57 AM
This thread started twenty minutes ago and Danger Jane isn't here. Has someone checked her pulse?

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 03:57 AM
She's too busy eating the raisins and having their stray stalks poke her in the throat from the inside.

Kentuk
08-27-2007, 03:58 AM
So how high was it?

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 03:58 AM
So how high was it?No, that's so how high was she?

thethinker42
08-27-2007, 04:24 AM
So...she lives in your boobs?

Azraelsbane
08-27-2007, 04:25 AM
Ha! I posted here before DJ. Therefore, I win.

Shady Lane
08-27-2007, 04:38 AM
I've posted TWICE before DJ. I deserve a frickin medal.

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 04:35 PM
Danger Jane hasn't posted in this thread yet. I'm amazed.

larocca
08-27-2007, 05:00 PM
The whole AW world eagerly awaits her arrival.

EriRae
08-27-2007, 05:01 PM
I had to be another to post before DJ...where is she? Has anyone checked her pulse?

Devil Ledbetter
08-27-2007, 05:28 PM
No, that's so how high was she?
So high, the boughs they break.
So high, she starts to shake.
So high, the sky she scrapes.
So high, she holds just one breath there within her chest
Just like innocence

Of course. Everybody knows that.

NeuroFizz
08-27-2007, 05:44 PM
So...she lives in your boobs?
Not boobs...surrealistic pillows. So says the white rabbit.

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 05:44 PM
Wonder if we can get this onto a second page before DJ appears?

larocca
08-27-2007, 07:06 PM
I dunno, but bumping it back to the top of the list might help.

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 07:09 PM
You're probably right.

Joe270
08-27-2007, 07:56 PM
I got nothin', I only wanted to get in before Danger showed up.

She'll never live this down.

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 07:57 PM
Come on people, help me make this a two-pager. Twice the humiliation for DJ when she gets here.

cray
08-27-2007, 07:58 PM
who's dj?

...and who is the other dude you're all talking about, grace slick?

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 07:58 PM
I have no idea. But keep posting. :D

Lyra Jean
08-27-2007, 08:38 PM
I thought for sure she would be here before me but apparently not.

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 08:39 PM
Still no Danger Jane? :Jaw:

jst5150
08-27-2007, 08:40 PM
All this time Peaches spent building up this post ... so many words in the WIP gone away.

I bet the munchies are accompanying this somewhere.

Joe270
08-27-2007, 08:42 PM
So this guy walks into a bar. . .

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 08:43 PM
And ends up on page two of an AW thread?

WerenCole
08-27-2007, 08:45 PM
Chocolate covered beatles are tasty (and I don't mean Ringo).

C.bronco
08-27-2007, 08:46 PM
I'm all for flying spaghetti monster. It goes well with bread when your mind is full of it and they're treating you like a guest.

WerenCole
08-27-2007, 09:04 PM
Mmmmm. . . chocolate covered kitty that has been run over by four new tires. . . Yeah.

Joe270
08-27-2007, 09:05 PM
A priest, a car mechanic, a cowboy, and a ferret walk into a bar. . .

Joe270
08-27-2007, 09:11 PM
..and the cowboy says, 'I bet the ferret tries to weasel out of the check again.'

scarletpeaches
08-28-2007, 12:40 AM
BUMP

Shady Lane
08-28-2007, 12:51 AM
This is the most shocking thread I've ever seen.

OverTheHills&FarAway
08-28-2007, 12:59 AM
California raisins?

scarletpeaches
08-28-2007, 01:11 AM
This is the most shocking thread I've ever seen.

That sounds like a challenge.

Danger Jane
08-28-2007, 01:14 AM
I was at field hockey!!

getting told that I'm the backup goalie, my heart is broken



I HATE RAISINS AND GRACE SLICK WOULD NEVER LIVE IN A RAISINY HOUSE

EVER


NOT EVER

Danger Jane
08-28-2007, 01:15 AM
I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE

BenPanced
08-28-2007, 01:25 AM
Oh, come on. Grace Slick living in a raisin house only opens the door (heh) to all sorts of "muffin" jokes.

And did you know if you time it incorrectly, it sounds like you're saying "Grace Lick"?

Danger Jane
08-28-2007, 01:30 AM
yes I am

but mostly people just think I'm talking about "gray slick".

Which is stupid.

God dammit then make some muffin jokes, you sereel lover

AnneMarble
08-28-2007, 01:54 AM
yes I am

but mostly people just think I'm talking about "gray slick".

Which is stupid.
I wonder how many people think Grace Slick is that tall, kick-butt woman who co-starred with Arnold in Conan the Destroyer? :D


God dammit then make some muffin jokes, you sereel lover
Do you know the Muffin Man
The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
He lives in Drury Lane.

Danger Jane
08-28-2007, 02:04 AM
oh geez

and I hope none of them...

WerenCole
08-28-2007, 02:28 AM
BUMP


In the night?



Are you coming onto me again, Ms. Peaches?

scarletpeaches
08-28-2007, 02:30 AM
If you insist. :e2brows:

WerenCole
08-28-2007, 02:43 AM
I most certainly do. Call my secretary and tell her I will be out for. . . five minutes or so.

scarletpeaches
08-28-2007, 02:45 AM
I most certainly do. Call my secretary and tell her I will be out for. . . five minutes or so.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s217/doriangrayspictures/Threadkillers/Kitten-internetpenis.jpg

Oh, sorry. Wrong thread. :D

larocca
08-28-2007, 04:13 AM
I was starting to suspect DJ had a life outside the Internet.

scarletpeaches
08-28-2007, 06:18 AM
Yeah, like that'd ever happen.

larocca
08-28-2007, 06:29 AM
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Danger Jane
08-28-2007, 06:33 AM
I was at field hockey all day!! having my little nonathleteanymore heart broken

Look what you have done to me, field hockey. You tear me down and then dehydrate me into headachey oblivion. And my eyeballs sting.

larocca
08-29-2007, 06:45 PM
Who moved my raisins?

scarletpeaches
08-29-2007, 07:40 PM
Grace Slick. She needed them to build an extension on her raisiny house.

larocca
08-29-2007, 07:44 PM
Will edit for raisins

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 08:37 PM
well you know what as long as I don't try to eat her raisiny house it's fine by me.

:D

I love Grace Slick

larocca
08-29-2007, 08:44 PM
Tastes great
Less filling
Raisins
Raisin Cain tonight
Raisin the roof

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 09:44 PM
Except when they poke you in the throat!

And even now there are not a ton of worse surprises than biting into a delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookie only to find that those gooey morsels are

RAISINS

C.bronco
08-29-2007, 09:56 PM
I have the opposite reaction. It's such a downer to find a chocolate chip in an oatmeal cookie, the place where only raisins truly belong. Though I love chocolate, particularly with ice cream or simply composing pants, I understand that raisins have very few places that they can call home, and so my heart goes out to those raisins and I say
"Yes! You build that house, you raisin guys! See the raisin house, BE the raisin house!"

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 09:57 PM
stupid raisins, they can just go live in California with the weirdos and grace slick and in those stupid nineties commercials with the raisins that played in a band or surfed or something.

C.bronco
08-29-2007, 10:02 PM
See now, that's just the attitude that makes them think their destinies are confined to a cold dark box in the company of bran. But they could be so much more! If only we could be more tolerant of their shriveled ways and embrace their chewy goodness, then humanity Just Might Stand a Chance.

Danger Jane
08-29-2007, 10:13 PM
I have devoted my life to oppressing those hideous creatures.

AnneMarble
08-29-2007, 10:34 PM
I have devoted my life to oppressing those hideous creatures.
Make wine! Lots and lots of wine!
:e2drunk:

Lyra Jean
08-29-2007, 10:56 PM
Since raisins are dehydrated grapes wouldn't wine made from raisins be dehydrated wine?

AnneMarble
08-30-2007, 12:21 AM
Since raisins are dehydrated grapes wouldn't wine made from raisins be dehydrated wine?
Cool, that means you'd need less wine to get a buzz. :D

Danger Jane
08-30-2007, 05:34 AM
and it would have the consistency of um

something really disgusting