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Esopha
08-26-2007, 10:06 PM
I was reading the Who makes the bestest polls? thread, and scarletpeaches happened to mention wtf inducing polls. So, naturally, I had to think of something completely wtf inducing and this is what I came up with.

What do YOU wish you could eat with your fingers?

Del
08-26-2007, 10:07 PM
Halley Berry

Haggis
08-26-2007, 10:09 PM
Halley Berry

Is that some new kind of cereal?

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 10:10 PM
Is that some new kind of cereal?
Well she's not a pop tart that's for sure.

MonaLeigh
08-26-2007, 10:14 PM
Joaquin Phoenix:LilLove:

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 10:16 PM
Is that like eating Yak?

Haggis
08-26-2007, 10:17 PM
Please pass the cereal.

http://movie-cast.com/halle.jpg

Esopha
08-26-2007, 10:17 PM
I knew this would happen.

You cannibals.

BenPanced
08-27-2007, 12:22 AM
Cereal
Already do, right out of the box.


Ice cream
Ice cream sandwiches and Drumstiks.


Steak
Cold, day-old, right from the fridge, having marinated in ketchup all night.


Eggplant
Battered and fried sticks


Orlando Bloom
If you count "poking him in the shoulder until he cries like a little girl" eating him, then, yes, I've "eaten" Orlando Bloom.


Other (please specify)
Asparagus. Sandwiches. French fries. Fried calamari.

Next?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2007, 12:30 AM
http://www.antoniobanderas.com.ar/pictures/antonio-banderas.jpg

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 01:28 AM
other.

your soul.

reigningcatsndogs
08-27-2007, 01:28 AM
http://www.antoniobanderas.com.ar/pictures/antonio-banderas.jpg


Holy cr*p -- fingers, chopsticks, forks, I really don't care, just let me at him!!!
OMG -- I'm done for the day!!! Thank you!!!!

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 01:29 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic3875_2.gif

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 01:29 AM
Well she's not a pop tart that's for sure.

I have pop tarts in front of me. They suck. I don't want to eat them.

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 01:30 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic3809_2.gif

I come with a spoon though

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 01:31 AM
Really? I've never heard of...

No. I shouldn't. I really shouldn't.

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 01:32 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic3809_2.gif

I come with a spoon thoughThat's the look of a fork :poke: if you ask me. I've seen spoon google and that ain't it. :D

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 01:34 AM
Don't be ridiculous, Spooky, you don't eat whipped cream with a fork!

I WANT CALAMARI AND I'M EATING TEDDY GRAHAMS?!? WTF!??!? BBQ???!

scarlet you're a dirty bird

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 01:39 AM
Don't be ridiculous, Spooky, you don't eat whipped cream with a fork!

I WANT CALAMARI AND I'M EATING TEDDY GRAHAMS?!? WTF!??!? BBQ???!

scarlet you're a dirty birdYou do if you're not in a hurry to finish your dessert.

Rolling Thunder
08-27-2007, 01:42 AM
I knew this would happen.

You cannibals.

Not culturally elevated cannibals either. Hannibal Lector would be shaking his head right about now.

Every good cannibal knows you eat fingers separately. Usually as an appetizer, of course.

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 01:45 AM
Every good cannibal knows you eat fingers separately. Usually as an appetizer, of course.I have a dinner party next Friday night. What finger foods do you suggest? Mexican maybe? I heard they can be a little spicy and hard to digest.

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 02:01 AM
Do you think Esopha regrets making this thread?

Soccer Mom
08-27-2007, 02:21 AM
An innocent poll, right down into the gutter. What am I going to do with you children?


Of course, I voted for Orlando Bloom. I :heart: yummy pirates.

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 02:23 AM
Of course, I voted for Orlando Bloom. I :heart: yummy pirates.Yeah, like we didn't know you'd go for the buried treasure. Wench! Hhahahahaaa....

Soccer Mom
08-27-2007, 02:24 AM
Shiver me timbers! ;)

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 02:26 AM
Shiver me timbers! ;)Kinky. I've never heard it said like that before. Hmmm...new pick up line at bar....jots down for future reference.

Huggis
08-27-2007, 02:45 AM
Shiver me timbers! ;)
Arg! I be knowin' ye'd come around ta me way of thinkin', ya sexy wench.

Esopha
08-27-2007, 04:18 AM
Do you think Esopha regrets making this thread?

Not particularly. It's fun to watch you all be silly.

Although if there are anymore pictures of obscenely hairy men, I will run away screaming. No one wants to shag a rug.

MonaLeigh
08-27-2007, 04:38 AM
http://www.gozino.net/post_images/extra_thumbs/1796_hairy-man.jpg

Esopha
08-27-2007, 04:42 AM
See, now I'm going to have nightmares. Thank you.

MonaLeigh
08-27-2007, 04:43 AM
Me too.

Esopha
08-27-2007, 04:44 AM
Do you want a hug?

Azraelsbane
08-27-2007, 04:45 AM
http://www.antoniobanderas.com.ar/pictures/antonio-banderas.jpg

O...M...G...YES! I 100% agree with this.

SpookyWriter
08-27-2007, 05:03 AM
Freak!


O...M...G...YES! I 100% agree with this.

http://www.gozino.net/post_images/extra_thumbs/1796_hairy-man.jpg

Azraelsbane
08-27-2007, 05:18 AM
Freak!


HA!

MonaLeigh
08-27-2007, 05:26 AM
Do you want a hug?

Yes. But not from him.
http://www.gozino.net/post_images/extra_thumbs/1796_hairy-man.jpg
I just wanted you to look at him one more time.:ROFL:

maestrowork
08-27-2007, 05:29 AM
Please pass the cereal.

http://movie-cast.com/halle.jpg

YUM

Bmwhtly
08-27-2007, 11:35 AM
Other. please specifyThe hearts of my enemies. It's the only way to gain their courage; their Rich, Juicy courage.

EriRae
08-27-2007, 03:13 PM
What happened to this thread? I have enough time trying to use my utensils w/o you guys encouraging finger food.