I'm going out to the shops...anyone need anything?

Pizza and eggrolls, please.

Lookn' for goat soap, please!

kimmi said:

Lookn' for goat soap, please!

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I don't even want to know why.

SpookyWriter said:

I don't even want to know why.

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Well, I can't find it here...

kimmi said:

Well, I can't find it here...

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Have you tried the erotica forum?

Goat soap? what the hell you cannot have damned dirty goats can yah? Huh Huh?

I am gonna need some beer for Burty-he is sobering up and he is awful when he is sober-but Miss Scarlet he never had that there Scottish beer-I have-but-er-um-can't think of anything else-oh-how's yer bum?

I need some frickin' Dr. Pepper! If I don't get it soon, I'm gonna explode! Changing 25k words from omniscient to limited is sucking my soul. Not to mention my word count.

scarletpeaches said:

I'm worried about how much Dr Pepper you drink - surely it can't be good for you!

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It's not. I was 100% off caffeine for nearly a year, but when I buckled down to finish this book I got back into the habit. It's killin' me. I'm tired and cranky all the time unless I get my 6 can a day fix. Arrrgh! I'm hoping to be done with edits and have this thing to betas within the week. Then I'll try to slow down. Promise.

Miss Scarlet did anyone ever tell you that you are not only purdy but silly-of course in a purdy kind of fashion-glad yer bum is alright though-I was not at all worried about it or even thinking about it!

Azrael for poopsicle sake-cut the Dr. Peppa-drink Segafredo or scotch or----oh hell I suppose if you gotta do the Peppa thing to extrapicate your brilliance then go for it-I wait impatiantly for your work of art!

scarletpeaches said:

Maybe I should open a shop selling pictures of my bum only to davids.

And I really must get that tattoo sorted - "PROPERTY OF THE LOBSTER" maybe.

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You keep tantalizipating me-it is starting to shrivel me timbers matey! The other day the maybe was not in even your mind-what has alteripated your thoughts-Hmmmm? I bet you are just overly concerned that if I ever actually saw yer bummy I would just drop dead right-it is a health concern for me right?

davids said:

I wait impatiantly for your work of art!

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Good thing somebody is... So how many copies can I put you down for, Davids? 10k?

davids said:

You keep tantalizipating me-it is starting to shrivel me timbers matey!

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Oh wow, nothing shriveling is ever good, Davey boy. Might want to get that checked.

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Good thing somebody is... So how many copies can I put you down for, Davids? 10k?

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No problem kiddo-I will buy a Barnes and Noble or maybe the whole damned industry and line the shelves with yer art-how does that make ya thinkipate huh huh?

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Oh wow, nothing shriveling is ever good, Davey boy. Might want to get that checked.

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Nah it has bounced back before-just gotta drink a little of me secret Tallulah Bankhead formula and everthang'll be just fahn!!

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No problem kiddo-I will buy a Barnes and Noble or maybe the whole damned industry and line the shelves with yer art-how does that make ya thinkipate huh huh?

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Aww, such a sweet crustacean. Too bad about the shrinkage. Didn't I warn you to stay out of those cold pools?

I need an accelerometer chip for the inverted pendulum robot I'm making.

benbradley said:

I need an accelerometer chip for the inverted pendulum robot I'm making.

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Finally a reasonble request-and Azrael-sometimes a lobster just has ta jump into a cool pool!

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Finally a reasonble request-and Azrael-sometimes a lobster just has ta jump into a cool pool!

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Argh! Humphrey still not living up to expectations? What a teasing little beast!

Damnable Humphrey

Okay, I'm really going to edit now. Thanks for the laugh, and I'll be expecting that Dr. Pepper by next week, Peaches!