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scarletpeaches
08-26-2007, 12:08 AM
Chocolate bar, half-bottle of JD, pipe cleaners, toilet roll, some cling film?

Get your orders in.

Siddow
08-26-2007, 12:19 AM
Pizza and eggrolls, please.

Little Red Barn
08-26-2007, 12:36 AM
Lookn' for goat soap, please!

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 12:51 AM
Lookn' for goat soap, please!I don't even want to know why. :D

Little Red Barn
08-26-2007, 12:52 AM
I don't even want to know why. :D
Well, I can't find it here... ;)

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 12:53 AM
Well, I can't find it here... ;)Have you tried the erotica forum?

davids
08-26-2007, 12:54 AM
Goat soap? what the hell you cannot have damned dirty goats can yah? Huh Huh?

I am gonna need some beer for Burty-he is sobering up and he is awful when he is sober-but Miss Scarlet he never had that there Scottish beer-I have-but-er-um-can't think of anything else-oh-how's yer bum?

scarletpeaches
08-26-2007, 12:56 AM
My bum is lovely, thank you. :D

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 12:57 AM
I need some frickin' Dr. Pepper! If I don't get it soon, I'm gonna explode! Changing 25k words from omniscient to limited is sucking my soul. Not to mention my word count.

scarletpeaches
08-26-2007, 12:57 AM
I'm worried about how much Dr Pepper you drink - surely it can't be good for you!

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 12:59 AM
I'm worried about how much Dr Pepper you drink - surely it can't be good for you!

It's not. I was 100% off caffeine for nearly a year, but when I buckled down to finish this book I got back into the habit. It's killin' me. I'm tired and cranky all the time unless I get my 6 can a day fix. Arrrgh! I'm hoping to be done with edits and have this thing to betas within the week. Then I'll try to slow down. Promise.

davids
08-26-2007, 01:00 AM
Miss Scarlet did anyone ever tell you that you are not only purdy but silly-of course in a purdy kind of fashion-glad yer bum is alright though-I was not at all worried about it or even thinking about it!

scarletpeaches
08-26-2007, 01:01 AM
Maybe I should open a shop selling pictures of my bum only to davids. :D

And I really must get that tattoo sorted - "PROPERTY OF THE LOBSTER" maybe.

davids
08-26-2007, 01:02 AM
Azrael for poopsicle sake-cut the Dr. Peppa-drink Segafredo or scotch or----oh hell I suppose if you gotta do the Peppa thing to extrapicate your brilliance then go for it-I wait impatiantly for your work of art!

davids
08-26-2007, 01:03 AM
Maybe I should open a shop selling pictures of my bum only to davids. :D

And I really must get that tattoo sorted - "PROPERTY OF THE LOBSTER" maybe.


You keep tantalizipating me-it is starting to shrivel me timbers matey! The other day the maybe was not in even your mind-what has alteripated your thoughts-Hmmmm? I bet you are just overly concerned that if I ever actually saw yer bummy I would just drop dead right-it is a health concern for me right?

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 01:03 AM
I wait impatiantly for your work of art!

Good thing somebody is... So how many copies can I put you down for, Davids? 10k? :roll:

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 01:04 AM
You keep tantalizipating me-it is starting to shrivel me timbers matey!

Oh wow, nothing shriveling is ever good, Davey boy. Might want to get that checked.

davids
08-26-2007, 01:06 AM
Good thing somebody is... So how many copies can I put you down for, Davids? 10k? :roll:

No problem kiddo-I will buy a Barnes and Noble or maybe the whole damned industry and line the shelves with yer art-how does that make ya thinkipate huh huh?

davids
08-26-2007, 01:07 AM
Oh wow, nothing shriveling is ever good, Davey boy. Might want to get that checked.

Nah it has bounced back before-just gotta drink a little of me secret Tallulah Bankhead formula and everthang'll be just fahn!!

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 01:07 AM
No problem kiddo-I will buy a Barnes and Noble or maybe the whole damned industry and line the shelves with yer art-how does that make ya thinkipate huh huh?

Aww, such a sweet crustacean. Too bad about the shrinkage. Didn't I warn you to stay out of those cold pools?

benbradley
08-26-2007, 01:10 AM
I need an accelerometer chip for the inverted pendulum robot I'm making.

davids
08-26-2007, 01:12 AM
I need an accelerometer chip for the inverted pendulum robot I'm making.


Finally a reasonble request-and Azrael-sometimes a lobster just has ta jump into a cool pool!

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 01:15 AM
Finally a reasonble request-and Azrael-sometimes a lobster just has ta jump into a cool pool!

Argh! Humphrey still not living up to expectations? What a teasing little beast!

davids
08-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Damnable Humphrey

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Okay, I'm really going to edit now. Thanks for the laugh, and I'll be expecting that Dr. Pepper by next week, Peaches! ;)

Lyra Jean
08-26-2007, 08:13 AM
Scarlet can you pick me up a man at the boyfriend store.

K thanks,
rosemerry

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 08:18 AM
Scarlet can you pick me up a man at the boyfriend store.

K thanks,
rosemerryMe too! But make it a female, if you don't mind.

Danger Jane
08-26-2007, 09:00 AM
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING BECAUSE I JUST FOUND A MUCH BIGGER VERSION OF THE PIC I HAVE AS MY AVATAR!!

http://www.joesiavault.com/images/catalog/detail/WDS690815-04-VP.jpg

eta I can totally photoshop that watermark out

illegal ftw

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 09:05 AM
I take it that's not you? Bummed.

Danger Jane
08-26-2007, 09:09 AM
you thought that was me?

RLB
08-26-2007, 09:11 AM
Handsoap. Went to the grocery ealier and completely forgot to buy the friggin' handsoap.

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 09:26 AM
you thought that was me?Either way I answer this I'm toast. :D

Danger Jane
08-26-2007, 09:34 AM
wait I'm confused now

yes means you thought grace slick was me therefore SO NOT TOAST

no means you thought I'm not sure what therefore

OMG GRACE SLICK!!!

http://www.janisjoplin.net/reflections/images/1.jpg

CBeasy
08-26-2007, 09:45 AM
Mountain Dew. Lots and lots of Mountain Dew.

SpookyWriter
08-26-2007, 10:16 AM
wait I'm confused now

yes means you thought grace slick was me therefore SO NOT TOAST

no means you thought I'm not sure what therefore

OMG GRACE SLICK!!!

http://www.janisjoplin.net/reflections/images/1.jpgAnd what about option #3?

JoeEkaitis
08-26-2007, 07:23 PM
Chocolate bar, half-bottle of JD, pipe cleaners, toilet roll, some cling film?

Get your orders in.Here. I jotted a few things down:


1: Fame
2: Wealth
3: J. K. Rowling's readership (2%, but 1% will be fine, too)

Azraelsbane
08-26-2007, 07:27 PM
Okay, I have a new order today. I need a small mouse, preferably frozen. Arden is hungry!

scarletpeaches
08-27-2007, 12:13 AM
I wish I'd saved Gort's corpse when he croaked, in that case.

Gort being my hamster who died at the end of last year.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s217/doriangrayspictures/Gort14.jpg

BenPanced
08-27-2007, 12:30 AM
Lemon curd. Bacon.

Just Mike
08-27-2007, 12:39 AM
Lemon curd. Bacon.

Are you planning to mix these?

Danger Jane
08-27-2007, 01:35 AM
And what about option #3?

Option three was that she puts oxygen on this earth

I need protein stat, usually nonsensical posts are making no sense to me

Bmwhtly
08-27-2007, 11:27 AM
Peaches, can you pick me up a black coffee, some instant coffee and a couple of packs of caffeine pills?
And a pack of smokes.

THanks doll