Silly Friday-or how Dave lost his VIRGINITY!!!!
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Lobster-boy! You lure me in here with the promise of promiscuity and then what?! Leave me with a rather tame word. I am ashamed of you, my dear crunchity crustacean. As punishment you must now sillifiably sing "Under the Sea." I am interested to see a lobster's take on a crab's song.
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HAH I knew the Virginia on the recikyoulouse would get you guys-and Azrael just because you are hot beautiful intelligent and a fine writer does not mean you can push around elderly helpless lobsters-HUH!!!!
Oh and welcome all to silly Friday after Thrombosis Thursday it is a nice releaseipacatory eggsperience don't cha think?
Oh and welcome all to silly Friday after Thrombosis Thursday it is a nice releaseipacatory eggsperience don't cha think?
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Sean and I were discussing the complete unabridged works of Ray-we are going to call our people after brunch!
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Dave, sorry to hear of your dilemma. Just keep looking and you may find it. Where is the last place you remember having it?
As for me, I will never find mine again. I didn't lose it; I gave it away.
As for me, I will never find mine again. I didn't lose it; I gave it away.
Sorry to hear you lost your virginity, Dave. It's much more fun to give it away, full throttle.
In edit: Didn't read Tammy's post first, but I got the throttle part in for clarity.
In edit: Didn't read Tammy's post first, but I got the throttle part in for clarity.
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My Buddy Mr. Fizz-glad to see your sill prof-assipatory bum here-I lost it well after seeking it boldly only to dry up and stop searching-I think I was in Pacoima-not quite sure it was a long long time ago-Tuesday I think!!!!
Dahmnait like I said-I think it was Pacoima-maybe I should check out the lost and found virginity department at Pacoima High-you see I am really a precociopated 16 year old whose name is really Wotan Armageddon Schwartz Hillel Montenegro Pomegranite Chesterfield Smythe-there I have given up my anymouseity-I do feel better!!!
You Azrael are driving me into a mad frenzy of self-doubt and near self-approbation-shame on you-you- you-you-bad goil!!!!
Dahmnait like I said-I think it was Pacoima-maybe I should check out the lost and found virginity department at Pacoima High-you see I am really a precociopated 16 year old whose name is really Wotan Armageddon Schwartz Hillel Montenegro Pomegranite Chesterfield Smythe-there I have given up my anymouseity-I do feel better!!!
You Azrael are driving me into a mad frenzy of self-doubt and near self-approbation-shame on you-you- you-you-bad goil!!!!
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Allow me to answer for the Lobster: Anything you lose-ify only oncet counts.
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Don has now been promoted to honorary second in command silly lobster type indibidgchal!!!! Congrats Don you deserve it after long years of terpitascious silliness-you have earned it in the most honorable fashion-I do think you look lovely in that pink print by the by-Dave!!!
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I'll check lost and found once I get back up to the reception desk (my week to man the phones and make sure nobody eats any of the candy in the dish by the WELCOME! PLEASE SIGN IN sign).
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I thought about making some silly quip about mouthfuls, but recognizing your pain over your loss, I decided it would be insensitive.
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You are such a lovely and considerate lady-would you like to go out and eat Beluga-perhaps some Saltimbocca Alla Romana con Aglio and a shot or two of 26 year old scotch or if you prefer some quality wine-or we could just get down and regalar and BBQ some worms-come on wadda ya say??
Dahmnait-I would not go out with you if you were the last silly person on the planet-AAARRRGGGH and YUCKIPATORY YOWLS-but I would not mind a drink-oh and pass the caviar Dave
Oh man, I wish I had saved mine for one particularly lobsterlicious and sillified guy named Wotan.
I settled too soon.
I settled too soon.
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The Lobster Lost and Found
In the deep blue sea
In the deep blue sea
The crawling lobsters frolic in complete purity
They swim and scurry, claws a crackin'
Tails a flutter, mouths a snackin'
Lobsters dance in anonimity
They scritter in the sandy places
Smiles on little lobster faces
In crustacean innocence, you see
The darlings of the ocean floor
The darlings of our bisque and more
Happy lobsters in the deep blue sea
Untouched by urges, pure of heart
Virgin lobsters do their part
Until the day when mated they must be
In the deep blue sea
In the deep blue sea
The lobsters are all mating in the deep blue sea
What's lost is found
And it's all around
Happy lobsters swimming in the deep blue sea
In the deep blue sea
In the deep blue sea
The crawling lobsters frolic in complete purity
They swim and scurry, claws a crackin'
Tails a flutter, mouths a snackin'
Lobsters dance in anonimity
They scritter in the sandy places
Smiles on little lobster faces
In crustacean innocence, you see
The darlings of the ocean floor
The darlings of our bisque and more
Happy lobsters in the deep blue sea
Untouched by urges, pure of heart
Virgin lobsters do their part
Until the day when mated they must be
In the deep blue sea
In the deep blue sea
The lobsters are all mating in the deep blue sea
What's lost is found
And it's all around
Happy lobsters swimming in the deep blue sea