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Esopha
08-22-2007, 09:49 PM
I'd be an octopus. Awesome color-coordinating abilities aside, octopi have eight arms, which would make multitasking a breeze.

A penguin is a close second. I love formal wear, but the location's a bit frosty. Octopi can live in Tahiti.

What about you?

maestrowork
08-22-2007, 09:50 PM
Human male. I kind of like all the bits on me.

Esopha
08-22-2007, 09:50 PM
That's cheating.

III
08-22-2007, 09:50 PM
"I'd be a 35 foot tape worm in your colon."

- Emu Phillips to his 2nd grade teacher

thethinker42
08-22-2007, 09:50 PM
A cat. Hands down. Sleep all day, be worshipped by my staff (commonly referred to, erroneously, as "owners"), and pretty much be pampered for life. Licking my own butt would be a small price to pay for a life of such liesure.

It would be fun to be a Budweiser frog too...

aadams73
08-22-2007, 09:51 PM
I'd be my cat. She has a REALLY nice life.

III
08-22-2007, 09:51 PM
That's cheating.

Ray'll use any excuse to mention his "bits". He likes to keep them on the top of our minds.

maestrowork
08-22-2007, 09:51 PM
That's cheating.

OK. I'd like to be a well-endowed human male.

If not, yeah, a house cat. Those nuts have the nicest life.

Shady Lane
08-22-2007, 09:52 PM
Wolf. Rrrrr.

Del
08-22-2007, 09:52 PM
Huh?

Esopha
08-22-2007, 09:54 PM
OK. I'd like to be a well-endowed human male.

I would make a witty comment about tentacle pron, but in all honesty I think this sentence is enough.

Click me! (nothing explicit, just fun): http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/hentai/

:D

Jersey Chick
08-22-2007, 09:58 PM
I'm in with the cat people - lie in the sun all day, meals and snacks, no worries, tummy rubs... damn I HATE my cat ;)

Soccer Mom
08-22-2007, 10:06 PM
A small, vicious dog.

MidnightMuse
08-22-2007, 10:08 PM
A small, vicious dog.

Kind of an oxymoron here, eh?



:D

Soccer Mom
08-22-2007, 10:12 PM
:e2teeth:A small, rat-eating dog.

BenPanced
08-22-2007, 11:09 PM
scarletpeaches

davids
08-22-2007, 11:09 PM
brunch with Sean Connery

ccarver30
08-22-2007, 11:11 PM
I'd be an american crow cuz I love them.

BardSkye
08-22-2007, 11:30 PM
A platypus.

Jacob
08-22-2007, 11:36 PM
A bird of paradise-hands down. Those things blow my mind. Although If I was a bird of paradise I would have to be able to choose my own mating dance or else the whole deal is off. Does any one here watch the show "Planet Earth"?

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 11:38 PM
scarletpeaches

Yay me! I've become a punchline in other people's threads! :D

Oberon
08-23-2007, 04:14 AM
I would like to travel. See below.

Rolling Thunder
08-23-2007, 04:18 AM
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/6/65/Animal02.jpg/300px-Animal02.jpg

Azraelsbane
08-23-2007, 04:21 AM
I read this thread as "If I could do any animal..."

I thought, damn, we've really reached a low point on the boards.

Yes, pretty obvious where my thoughts are after a hard day of editing... *sigh*

If I could be any animal (other than human), I'd want to be a jackalope. Hush! I don't want to hear it... They do too exist!!!

If I could do any animal... Yeah, I'd have to stick with human. Though if angels were an option, boy would I leave my species in a heartbeat.

Too much info. My brain is melting.

sunna
08-23-2007, 04:26 AM
Being a dolphin looks pretty fun. I could sing that "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" song I had stuck in my head after watching Hitchhiker's Guide.

Mom'sWrite
08-23-2007, 04:31 AM
I would be a river otter and play with my pups every day. Wait, that's what I do now.

RLB
08-23-2007, 04:31 AM
I'd go with otter. Have you ever seen an otter not having fun?

RLB
08-23-2007, 04:33 AM
Whoa... what are the odds that two people would be typing an "otter" response at the same time?

Well, I guess pretty good since otters rock!

scarletpeaches
08-23-2007, 04:35 AM
I want to be a penguin!

Azraelsbane
08-23-2007, 04:39 AM
I want to be a penguin!

Liar, the camel already told me you were standing in his line o' love! I know the truth.

Unique
08-23-2007, 05:14 AM
sabertooth tiger

Ziljon
08-23-2007, 05:28 AM
A giant, hairy ape. Oh wait, that's what I am.

scarletpeaches
08-23-2007, 05:29 AM
Liar, the camel already told me you were standing in his line o' love! I know the truth.

Yeah, I want to BE a penguin, but I want to be WITH teh sexaaaytime camel o' lurve.

Monkey
08-23-2007, 05:37 AM
Oh, come on, people.

Everyone knows that MONKEYS ROCK!

Don't make me throw a "P-Bomb".
:D




(Of course, I admit that otter would be my second choice...)

Gehanna
08-23-2007, 05:38 AM
If I could be an animal, I would be....A Peregrine Falcon


Sincerely,
Gehanna

TrainofThought
08-23-2007, 05:40 AM
A lion

BenPanced
08-23-2007, 06:26 AM
Yay me! I've become a punchline in other people's threads! :D
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0003ygct

Rowr?

And I wanna be a lifeguard.

CaroGirl
08-23-2007, 06:52 AM
Giant tortoise. Eat a few leaves, walk around a little, yawn. And they live, like, FOREVER!

JLCwrites
08-23-2007, 07:21 AM
Daniel Craig's cat. I could curl up in his lap. Purrrrr

Susie
08-23-2007, 07:41 AM
I'd like to be a really rich poodle and be pampered, just like I am now. NOT!:)

ErylRavenwell
08-23-2007, 12:37 PM
sabertooth tiger


You'd be extinct. What about a sabertooth's fossil? Fancy that? ;)

I fancy being a jaguar or an eagle soaring in the sky.

JoeEkaitis
08-23-2007, 05:01 PM
http://www.comp.dit.ie/dgordon/League/OtherLeagues/Singular/Moreau/MrBadger.jpg

maestrowork
08-23-2007, 05:03 PM
the dead one behind Jenna's wall...

Bmwhtly
08-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Hmmm.. a well-fed housecat is tempting.

Although I'd probably miss my opposable thumb, so maybe a monkey...


No wait, it's so obvious, Forced Mating makes Giant Panda the only choice.

Stew21
08-23-2007, 06:05 PM
"Hummingbird" (Wilco)

His goal in life was to be an echo
Riding alone, town after town, toll after toll
A fixed bayonet through the great southwest to forget her

She appears in his dreams
But in his car and in his arms
A dream can mean anything
A cheap sunset on a television set can upset her
But he never could

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

His goal in life was to be an echo
The type of sound that floats around and then back down
Like a feather
But in the deep chrome canyons of the loudest Manhattans
No one could hear him
Or anything

So he slept on a mountain
In a sleeping bag underneath the stars
He would lie awake and count them
And the gray fountain spray of the great Milky Way
Would never let him
Die alone

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

Remember to remember me
Standing still in your past
Floating fast like a hummingbird

A hummingbird
A hummingbird

benbradley
08-23-2007, 06:43 PM
I want to be the dog that bites Michael Vick's ass.

DragonHeart
08-23-2007, 07:51 PM
A dragon of course...oh wait, it has to be one everyone believes in? Fine...an orca is my second choice.

~DragonHeart~