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Being out of high school.
Being able to vote.
Being 21.
Man. A lot.
I miss being able to go out to dinner or to a movie without being swarmed by my fans. Man, ever since that Oprah appearance, I can't go anywhere! Just as well, since I have more money than God and I can get someone on my staff to buy my ice cream sammiches. And beer.
I miss not having to change diapers.
"Who Wants to be a Trillionaire?" and "Are You Smarter than a Dolphin Overlord?"