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scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 06:04 AM
Any ideas?

Perks
08-22-2007, 06:06 AM
Yes, but don't worry. It'll grow back.

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 06:10 AM
No, not that, you disgusting person.

SpookyWriter
08-22-2007, 06:10 AM
Yes, but don't worry. It'll grow back.Facial hair grows much more slowly with women. So I've heard. Is that true Peaches?

Williebee
08-22-2007, 06:11 AM
Question is, do you need a towel now?

maybe an alibi?

SpookyWriter
08-22-2007, 06:12 AM
Question is, do you need a towel now?

maybe an alibi?How about a vowel?

Rolling Thunder
08-22-2007, 06:14 AM
Any ideas?

You bought a new pack of D-cell batteries?

The Scip
08-22-2007, 06:15 AM
I always thought women didn't do that as much as men.

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 06:15 AM
It does involve something that runs a battery, but not anything dirty, so there.

SpookyWriter
08-22-2007, 06:16 AM
It does involve something that runs a battery, but not anything dirty, so there.I guess that leaves out doing the vacuuming?

Williebee
08-22-2007, 06:20 AM
Did you submit a query? Huh? Didja?

My-Immortal
08-22-2007, 06:36 AM
Using a flashlight to hike through a forest at night as research for your next fantasy novel...?

Niteowl
08-22-2007, 06:38 AM
Doing an impromptu performance of Thai Puppet theatre with a battery operated flashlight?

tlblack
08-22-2007, 06:40 AM
Changing the batteries in your new stun gun for those rude guests who don't know the difference between a coat rack and a laptop?

Azraelsbane
08-22-2007, 06:40 AM
I always thought women didn't do that as much as men.

Maybe not as much, but still...

Perhaps you know some very boring women, or some very good liars. ;)

The Scip
08-22-2007, 06:42 AM
Maybe not as much, but still...

Perhaps you know some very boring women, or some very good liars. ;)


I was talking about playing fantasy football, thats what you're talking about right?

My-Immortal
08-22-2007, 06:43 AM
While writing on your battery-operated laptop at some coffeehouse and showing off your blonde and purple hair, a fellow writer sat down, (a splitting image of Joaquin) started chatting you up, you fell in love and just got married...and now you're using a battery-operated camera to take your first picture as a married woman to post in yet another thread about yourself....

:)

Del
08-22-2007, 06:43 AM
It does involve something that runs a battery, but not anything dirty, so there.


As in assault and...?

ETA: Wait!! I know...

Nude modeling for Cray (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1566343&postcount=4662)!

Williebee
08-22-2007, 07:14 AM
Ok..ok...

I've been thinking more about it and.

oh man,... now I need a towel.

Fingers
08-22-2007, 07:28 AM
Trying to think up another silly thing to post in OP about?


yer pal Brian

My-Immortal
08-22-2007, 07:30 AM
Trying to think up another silly thing to post in OP about?

...and then not coming back and answering....

Del
08-22-2007, 07:33 AM
...and then not coming back and answering....

That's IT!!

She took the batteries out of her laptop so she wouldn't be able to tell us!

Wow. That is ingenious.

SpookyWriter
08-22-2007, 08:01 AM
That's IT!!

She took the batteries out of her laptop so she wouldn't be able to tell us!

Wow. That is ingenious.Nah, I suspect she finally got the stun gun to work. Guess we won't be hearing back from her until she regains consciousness.

LloydBrown
08-22-2007, 08:17 AM
Any ideas?

a camel?

BenPanced
08-22-2007, 09:36 AM
Well, you've already done your hair, so you've been doing your nails?

aadams73
08-22-2007, 12:27 PM
Any ideas?


Does it begin with...buttsecks?

Unique
08-22-2007, 12:43 PM
I always thought women didn't do that as much as men.

Guess you thought wrong, huh?

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 01:52 PM
Maybe not as much, but still...

Perhaps you know some very boring women, or some very good liars. ;)

Suggesting that women's drives aren't as strong as men's?

I don't think so. ;)

But no, I wasn't. So there. :D

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 01:54 PM
Does it begin with...buttsecks?

No. :rant:

It begins with, "Using my mobile phone to video myself acting like an idiot and swapping videos by text message with a friend. She grabbed her booby and sent me proof of it, which is now saved on my phone." (The proof, not the booby).

:tongue

seun
08-22-2007, 01:54 PM
You've been sitting on Hugh Jackman's face?

mum23
08-22-2007, 01:56 PM
No. :rant:

It begins with, "Using my mobile phone to video myself acting like an idiot and swapping videos by text message with a friend. She grabbed her booby and sent me proof of it, which is now saved on my phone." (The proof, not the booby).

:tongue


you have far too much time on your hands.

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 01:58 PM
So every minute of a 24-hour day should be filled with serious stuff?

The Scip
08-22-2007, 05:00 PM
No. :rant:

It begins with, "Using my mobile phone to video myself acting like an idiot and swapping videos by text message with a friend. She grabbed her booby and sent me proof of it, which is now saved on my phone." (The proof, not the booby).

:tongue

Damn! That was going to be my next guess! :)

LloydBrown
08-22-2007, 05:53 PM
. She grabbed her booby and sent me proof of it, which is now saved on my phone." (The proof, not the booby).


So where can we find this proof? YouTube?

scarletpeaches
08-22-2007, 05:57 PM
Highest bidder, LloydBrown. Highest bidder. ;)

seun
08-22-2007, 06:38 PM
I'll give you ten bob and a pickled egg.

Del
08-22-2007, 07:46 PM
I'll give you ten bob and a pickled egg.

I'll give you 10 pickled eggs and Bob.

Siddow
08-22-2007, 07:54 PM
I'll give you 10 pickled eggs and Bob.

I'll give you Bob's eggs on toast points.

Wait a minute...if I wanted to see boobies, I could just, uh, look down. Nevermind.

thethinker42
08-22-2007, 08:39 PM
I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted that my name has not yet come up in this thread...

...especially as the answer to what Nichola has been doing...*shudder*...

davids
08-22-2007, 09:13 PM
thethinker has tits? Oh how dreadfully secularly mammarian

thethinker42
08-22-2007, 09:27 PM
thethinker has tits? Oh how dreadfully secularly mammarian

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