Guess what I've just been doing!

Yes, but don't worry. It'll grow back.

Perks said:

Yes, but don't worry. It'll grow back.

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Facial hair grows much more slowly with women. So I've heard. Is that true Peaches?

Question is, do you need a towel now?

maybe an alibi?

Williebee said:

Question is, do you need a towel now?

maybe an alibi?

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How about a vowel?

scarletpeaches said:

Any ideas?

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You bought a new pack of D-cell batteries?

I always thought women didn't do that as much as men.

scarletpeaches said:

It does involve something that runs a battery, but not anything dirty, so there.

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I guess that leaves out doing the vacuuming?

Did you submit a query? Huh? Didja?

Using a flashlight to hike through a forest at night as research for your next fantasy novel...?

Doing an impromptu performance of Thai Puppet theatre with a battery operated flashlight?

Changing the batteries in your new stun gun for those rude guests who don't know the difference between a coat rack and a laptop?

The Scip said:

I always thought women didn't do that as much as men.

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Maybe not as much, but still...

Perhaps you know some very boring women, or some very good liars.

Azraelsbane said:

Maybe not as much, but still...

Perhaps you know some very boring women, or some very good liars.

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I was talking about playing fantasy football, thats what you're talking about right?

While writing on your battery-operated laptop at some coffeehouse and showing off your blonde and purple hair, a fellow writer sat down, (a splitting image of Joaquin) started chatting you up, you fell in love and just got married...and now you're using a battery-operated camera to take your first picture as a married woman to post in yet another thread about yourself....

scarletpeaches said:

It does involve something that runs a battery, but not anything dirty, so there.

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As in assault and...?

ETA: Wait!! I know...

Nude modeling for Cray!

Ok..ok...

I've been thinking more about it and.

oh man,... now I need a towel.

Fingers said:

Trying to think up another silly thing to post in OP about?

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...and then not coming back and answering....

...and then not coming back and answering....

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That's IT!!

She took the batteries out of her laptop so she wouldn't be able to tell us!

Wow. That is ingenious.

Delarege said:

That's IT!!

She took the batteries out of her laptop so she wouldn't be able to tell us!

Wow. That is ingenious.

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Nah, I suspect she finally got the stun gun to work. Guess we won't be hearing back from her until she regains consciousness.

scarletpeaches said:

Any ideas?

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a camel?

Well, you've already done your hair, so you've been doing your nails?