Out with it, where's the stash?

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

This is a writer's place. Lots of writers smoke.

So out with it. Where is the secret emergency cigarette stash?

Tell me now and no one gets hurt.

I won't even ask to see the place they're hidden, I'll close my eyes and someone can just put the cigarette into my hand. I'll get a candle from Susie's PCS house to light it and be on my way.

I mean it!

A.M. Wildman · Aug 21, 2007

Pssst! Trish. Over here. *Hands her a Pall Mall*

Easy those are real cowboy killers.

III · Aug 21, 2007

Stop obsessing. Take slow, deep breaths.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

A.M. Wildman said:
Pssst! Trish. Over here. *Hands her a Pall Mall*

Easy those are real cowboy killers.

Wow, that was easy.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

III said:
Stop obsessing. Take slow, deep breaths.

slow deep breaths of nicotine filled smoke?
:poke:

A.M. Wildman · Aug 21, 2007

Stew21 said:
Wow, that was easy.

Just doing my job to keep the murder rate down.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

murder rate kept down, slow suicide rate notched up a tad.

A.M. Wildman · Aug 21, 2007

You're gonna die of something..

III · Aug 21, 2007

Stew21 said:
slow deep breaths of nicotine filled smoke?

Triiiiiissshhhh. You can do it. Set your mind on better things. It's all a mind game.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

ok, so setting my mind to other things, one of my friends told me a funny joke yesterday.

A 90 year old man passes away. While at the funeral the grandchildren are sitting with grandma to give her comfort. She says, "he was a wonderful lover. All the way up to the end."
"Grandma! he was 90 years old, surely you can't mean..."
"YES!" She protests, we still did it. It was all a matter of pacing. We did it to the church bells. In on the ding out on the dong. Nice and slow."
The grandchildren are mortified by this and wanted the conversation to end but grandma kept talking.
"And he'd still be here and we'd still be doing it if that ice cream truck hadn't driven by."

Jaycinth · Aug 21, 2007

Stew21 said:
This is a writer's place. Lots of writers smoke.

So out with it. Where is the secret emergency cigarette stash?

Tell me now and no one gets hurt.

I won't even ask to see the place they're hidden, I'll close my eyes and someone can just put the cigarette into my hand. I'll get a candle from Susie's PCS house to light it and be on my way.

I mean it!

I used them in my recipie:

3/4 gallon of water.
3/8 gallon of white vinegar.
3 tbsp oil or baby shampoo
1 fist sized clove of garlic
8 Cayennes or 3 habeneros
5-10 cigarettes with filters removed.

Combine vinegar, oil (or shampoo) garlic, peppers and cigs in a blender. Puree for 10 min.

Pour into water.
Cover tightl;y.
Let sit in the sun for 4 days.
Shake up and spray on your plants.
Kills bugs and keeps rabbits and groundhogs away.

Deer--not so much.

What? You wanted to SMOKE THEM?

thethinker42 · Aug 21, 2007

A.M. Wildman said:
You're gonna die of something..

Better than us health freaks...we're gonna feel real stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...

MidnightMuse · Aug 21, 2007

I'll give you a whole carton of your favs if you can secure me some frame of mind.

davids · Aug 21, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Better than us health freaks...we're gonna feel real stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...

Now that is sarcasmick-true-but sarcasmickey

dclary · Aug 21, 2007

Stew21 said:
This is a writer's place. Lots of writers smoke.

So out with it. Where is the secret emergency cigarette stash?

Tell me now and no one gets hurt.

I won't even ask to see the place they're hidden, I'll close my eyes and someone can just put the cigarette into my hand. I'll get a candle from Susie's PCS house to light it and be on my way.

I mean it!

Smoking is bad mmmkay?

StoryG27 · Aug 21, 2007

Sorry Trishkins, what Jay didn't use in her lovely recipe, I already smoked.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

I've gotten over it for the time being. But Ill be back for the stash tomorrow about 10 til 9 AM - interviewing at 9.
and then I'll be back at about 11:10 after I have interviewed with 5 people.

And I may be back at random intervals while I wait for the verdict as well.

You may refuse me each time, but I will keep coming back.

Jaycinth · Aug 21, 2007

That's ok, Trish. I have to re-apply the bug juice every time it rains...so ya'lls know where the ciggies will be going.

And the garlic too, for that matter!

Unique · Aug 21, 2007

Whatcha need, Trish? I can hook ya up.

here. try this.

Stew21 · Aug 21, 2007

Marlboro ~~Light~~. Might as well go deep.

and considering how long its been since I had one, just one marlboro red should be enough to give me spins.

Oberon · Aug 21, 2007

Hang in there! You can do it! It only takes three years, and you're free! Then you can start the diets for all the weight gain. Life is a series of jokes.

Out with it, where's the stash?

Stew21

A.M. Wildman

Tentenda via est

III

rockin the suburbs

Stew21

Stew21

A.M. Wildman

Tentenda via est

Stew21

A.M. Wildman

Tentenda via est

III

rockin the suburbs

Stew21

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

thethinker42

Abnormal Romance Author

MidnightMuse

Midnight Reading

davids

dclary

Unabashed Mercenary

StoryG27

Miss Behave

Stew21

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Unique

Agent of Doom

Stew21

Oberon