It's inevitable... Here's me and my mom:
"But Kris's mom said she could go!"
"If Kris's mom said she could jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you want to as well?"
(just for the record, that would involve quite a hike since Brooklyn's about an hour away by car)
OK - now, fast forward 25+ years and it's me and my daughter:
"But Gabby's mom said she could go!"
"If Gabby's mom said she..." (Here's where the record needle scratches loudly across hte vinyl and dead silence gives way to chirping crickets.)
I gasp, and slap a hand over my mouth. Then, I send my daughter to her room.
"But why!?!"
"For making me sound like Gram!"
And that's only the beginning - I've used the "Because I said so," "I don't care if you like me, as long as you listen to me," "You are NOT leaving the house wearing that," and "Someday, I hope you have a daughter JUST LIKE YOU!" (That's a biggie, 'cause that freakin' curse WORKS!)
Ahhh... I'm my mother...
somebody shoot me
now