*shudder* I just stopped screaming...

Nope. Not going to read that. No way.

Ah... ewwie! Thanks for sharing that ghoulish tale.

Didn't we do this last week?

Better late than never.

"Heheheh, you cannot use your cheap Jedi mind tricks on me."

May the force be with you.

What a sweet story.

EEEEEWWWW! Now I itch all over. Gaaah! Hate spiders. Not cool with termites, either. (TERMITES! He had termites, too!)

I don't know what this story doesnt ring true for me.


If it is true, then I think he was must have wanted to die. Because who else would let a black widow loose, unless to beckon death.

I'll put my first reaction in invisible so it doesn't offend.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I just killed another one of those suckers!! It's a bad year for Black Widow spiders -- they're freaking everywhere, and I'm sure I don't have to explain what happens when one of those little buggers bites a wienie on the tip of his nose!!!

hisss...... is that the story from UK?

Ew! Big fat phucking Ew.

I saw it in The Political thread.

I. do. not. like. spiders.

Outside.
Away from Me
Chillin'

NC is the most black widowing place I've ever lived and I've lived all over. >Hack<

Maybe I won't go messin around outside today after all..............

Foinah said:

My sentiments exactly.

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You ruined the inviisible!

AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



*sigh* Ok. I feel better.



I just don't think I'll be sleeping any time soon.

Oh is *that* a black widow?

Those things are in my pot plants. We call them button spiders. I thought they could only kill children?

reigningcatsndogs said:

I just killed another one of those suckers!! It's a bad year for Black Widow spiders -- they're freaking everywhere, !

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What??? Where??? Exactly where in the US are they 'everywhere'? Before I get on a plane. Please tell me there's none in Florida or San Diego.

They are everywhere. They like to hide, you don't see them too often. If you find a really messy looking, really sticky web, that could be a black widow's. They used their webs in bombsights in WWII. They only bite when seriously bothered. We had them in Oregon, in Burbank, now in Palm Springs. What I want to know, is what the hell was that guy doing, keeping termites!?

Wait, wait, wait...

Poisonous frogs???

I have a friend that kept scorpions. He used to play with them. Maybe the guy was just walking his spider or something. That's the thing about a Black Widow spider. You can train them forever and you still can't trust them.

Pet scorpions?

Y'know, skydiving is starting to sound incredibly sane all of a sudden...

One for the vore fetishists to delight over.

sunna7kore said:

Pet scorpions?

Y'know, skydiving is starting to sound incredibly sane all of a sudden...

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Actually, sky diving is quite sane. Unlike driving down a freeway with 500 other folks flitting along at 75 mph in 3,000 lb aluminum cans. While they are talking on their phones, reading, eating, putting on makeup, turning aroudn to scream at the rowdy kids in the back seat, watching the DvD in the dash and generally doing anything but paying attention to driving.