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davids
08-17-2007, 06:38 PM
So Thursday I was an elderly pool boy-yes silly on Thursday as well-it is my right after all. I am an elderly pool boy as everyone who shared in the thread yesterday understands and respects.

If you have anything silly to share-to say-or have a desire to just be totally silly-have at it. If you do not you may enter these realms of silly putty and say something very serious-however-if you do-BE WARNED!!!! Especially those politically silly-I do not think anyone of them has posted here before but normally they have their own silly thread-TIO and some thingy called Politics and relatively chastizing eggsperiencials!!!!

KTC
08-17-2007, 06:41 PM
scrub and shine, lobbily pooly boy-o. s&s. dearheart.

rhymegirl
08-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Can I post some pool boy pics?

davids
08-17-2007, 06:45 PM
Hi Kev-trying to be silly is so easy for you admitedly in a rather bright and witty fashion-but neverthenefariousity you do it with applebum brilliance!

auntybug
08-17-2007, 06:45 PM
Happy Silly Friday!!

To honor David AKA pool boy - I have based my new character on himhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org). (Big words & all - but not too big - it's 4th grade:D )

davids
08-17-2007, 06:45 PM
Can I post some pool boy pics?


Why snot? Folks post pics on all the threads-I can never get em upgepulled for some reason so be my hamster and go right ahead purdy girl

reigningcatsndogs
08-17-2007, 06:51 PM
I can be sort of a little bit silly, because I just sent my baby off to work for the first time!!!! (I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be happy or sad!!)

I am thinking I should get out my big floppy sunhat and my big old camera and a bright flowered skirt and go down to take pictures of him -- "Honey", waving hands fiercly over head "get your little workmates together for a picture for your baby album!!" -- He's 16 and he's working on a building construction site -- think that might embarrass him or hurt his chances for promotion?
:e2photo:

reigningcatsndogs
08-17-2007, 06:54 PM
BTW -- thank God you're good at silly, because my pool's STILL dirty!!!!

I thought of you as I flicked through channels and found your favorite song on Sesame Street!!

"Fling, fling a thong, Fling it Fast, Fling it strong.......";)

auntybug
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
So...I'm babysitting today....
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/ducttape.jpg

davids
08-17-2007, 06:55 PM
I can be sort of a little bit silly, because I just sent my baby off to work for the first time!!!! (I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be happy or sad!!)

I am thinking I should get out my big floppy sunhat and my big old camera and a bright flowered skirt and go down to take pictures of him -- "Honey", waving hands fiercly over head "get your little workmates together for a picture for your baby album!!" -- He's 16 and he's working on a building construction site -- think that might embarrass him or hurt his chances for promotion?
:e2photo:

It wont embareass him if he is working construction in Figi-otherwise if you value his manlihood you might just get dressed put on the big floppy sunhat and the bright flowered skirt and go sing Are We Going to San Fransicko-all kidding aside glad to see you and leave him be-just some macho pool boy advisipating for my friend up 'er in Vernon land!!!!

davids
08-17-2007, 06:56 PM
Happy Silly Friday!!

To honor David AKA pool boy - I have based my new character on himhttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org). (Big words & all - but not too big - it's 4th grade:D )


I not worthy be of this great honor!!!! You need an alpha pool boy reader?

rhymegirl
08-17-2007, 06:57 PM
Did someone ask for a pool boy?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/poolboy.gif

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 06:57 PM
I'm not feeling silly - I'm feeling sheckshy. I've had my hair done and I'm blonde 'n' purple! :D:D:D

reigningcatsndogs
08-17-2007, 07:02 PM
It wont embareass him if he is working construction in Figi

Great Advice -- I'll take my camera, my hat, and my skirt and go to Figi to find construction workers to harass!!!!!! (no, I will not take a thong. In my world thong=wrong, WAY wrong!!)

davids
08-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Glad to see you and Rhyme two of me favorites as to tell the truth are all the fair maids that live and share and how's yer bum? I told ya-hair grows purdy girl-you could have purple hair and goofy nickers and you' still be purdier than the average brilliant yet rather silly person!!!!

davids
08-17-2007, 07:03 PM
Great Advice -- I'll take my camera, my hat, and my skirt and go to Figi to find construction workers to harass!!!!!! (no, I will not take a thong. In my world thong=wrong, WAY wrong!!)


Great-you will love Figi-an open nation with open thoughts and people who see the soul before the body-have fun-can ah come?

reigningcatsndogs
08-17-2007, 07:05 PM
Great-you will love Figi-an open nation with open thoughts and people who see the soul before the body-have fun-can ah come?
Since ya ain't cleaning ma pool, yeah! Get packing!!!

davids
08-17-2007, 07:15 PM
Ah am wearin me bags-meet you in St. Louis-connecting flight via Malgram the planet of no return-hey does not that mean-------

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:29 PM
Davids, you're elderly... OMG, those were wrinkles!

davids
08-17-2007, 07:31 PM
Good to see my Azrael has not lost her sense of rumor!!!! She writes hard core smash mouth sexy brilliant shit-she also has the cutest nickers in town-heh heh heh-sorry Az-had to just get it off me chestipator

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:32 PM
Also, pool boys are SO yesterday! :tongue Sexy angels are the wave of the future!

http://i19.tinypic.com/5x73eo5.jpg

davids
08-17-2007, 07:33 PM
Also, pool boys are SO yesterday! :tongue Sexy angels are the wave of the future!

http://i19.tinypic.com/5x73eo5.jpg


Ouch now I am truly mortificated-sad soooo sad!!!!

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:35 PM
Are you sure you don't mean prostratificated? Uh, wait! Shyt. *runs and hides behind Luke's wings*

davids
08-17-2007, 07:36 PM
Are you sure you don't mean prostratificated? Uh, wait! Shyt. *runs and hides behind Luke's wings*


prostata oblangatacated is more like it-you cut me to the quickipatory nerve!! Luke's damn wings aint big enough to hide a woman who does not care to savage a pool boy!!!!

Sides your baby might grow up to be a pool person

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:38 PM
*glances at Luke with an evil grin* I'm willing to savage far more than just the pool boy.

:roll:

The_Grand_Duchess
08-17-2007, 07:39 PM
I feel not at all silly today :( Cheer me up for I need it.

davids
08-17-2007, 07:40 PM
*glances at Luke with an evil grin* I'm willing to savage far more than just the pool boy.

:roll:

When'll ya be back then-about three minutes? Me salvage beast'll miss ya but I think I can hold on to it for at least three-minutes that is!

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:42 PM
When'll ya be back then-about three minutes? Me salvage beast'll miss ya but I think I can hold on to it for at least three-minutes that is!

*gasp* You can say anything about me, but don't you start taking out your lobstery wrath on my imaginary men! Brevity is wit in only so many areas, my dear crustacean.

davids
08-17-2007, 07:42 PM
I feel not at all silly today :( Cheer me up for I need it.


If your quadlicity is prepondericating the tragic circumcisions of life-then you deserve a short self approbatory pausifying minute or two of thustipation-barring that have a drink and keep coming back to your baby pool boy Dave with the body of a God and the face that looks like it has been rolled up in a wet carpet for about twenty years-but has opera singer's tongue!!!!

davids
08-17-2007, 07:44 PM
*gasp* You can say anything about me, but don't you start taking out your lobstery wrath on my imaginary men! Brevity is wit in only so many areas, my dear crustacean.

Cheese Whiz and you call yerself a damned writer-it is called suppository literarty supplicatory fixational anticipatorial train cabmoose of twat!!!!

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 07:45 PM
Here you go, Duchess. Perhaps this will make you go "Huh?" And then burst into laughter at the ridiculousness of it all. It was recently voted "Best Post of the Year" by Ccarver in another thread. ;)


My husband just asked me to have LostG irl draw him a pic of my antagonist.

The weird thing, he asked for a NUDE pic of my antagonist.

The weirder thing, my antagonist is male.

Weirdest, him asking for that totally turned me on.

:ROFL:

Kate Thornton
08-17-2007, 07:47 PM
Friday Song for Daves:
Pool, Boy

A thousand wiggly lobsters in my pool, boy
The wee pincers pinching me so cool, boy
I'm loving this fine Friday like a fool, boy
A thousand ice cold lobsters in my pool, boy

My pool, boy - oh, my pool, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!

A thousand icy ripples in my pool, boy
A thousand little fishies in a school, boy
An ice cube sparkling drinkie like a jewel, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!

My pool, boy - oh, my pool, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!

davids
08-17-2007, 07:58 PM
Friday Song for Daves:
Pool, Boy

A thousand wiggly lobsters in my pool, boy
The wee pincers pinching me so cool, boy
I'm loving this fine Friday like a fool, boy
A thousand ice cold lobsters in my pool, boy

My pool, boy - oh, my pool, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!

A thousand icy ripples in my pool, boy
A thousand little fishies in a school, boy
An ice cube sparkling drinkie like a jewel, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!

My pool, boy - oh, my pool, boy
Come join me in the frolic of my pool, boy!


See that talented folks that show up here-what a terrific poem Kate-now should I wear me uniform-it is a bit wrinkled but still hangs in the place of honor it should hang in-I can still get in it perfectly-18 years old-five/fifteen-proud to know a lady like yerself-proud that at sixty the uniform still fits like God painted it on me-proud to be silly-proud to be an American-think that that damned poem is just freakin-silly and terrific-thanks from the bottom of me heart case-Dave

Angelinity
08-17-2007, 08:01 PM
daves... what have you done to the pool ball!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/poolshark.jpg

KTC
08-17-2007, 08:01 PM
poolboy sweat stinky. airs out. the air is out. ave.

davids
08-17-2007, 08:03 PM
daves... what have you done to the pool ball!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/poolshark.jpg





Oh how ballificatory splendicatious-what ball ticking in my heart that has been struck so soundly by your beauty-silly huh?

davids
08-17-2007, 08:04 PM
poolboy sweat stinky. airs out. the air is out. ave.


Kevin is back-clear out the closet

davids
08-17-2007, 08:06 PM
Duckchest calling Grand Duckchest have to know how you are feeling-need to know-worried-calling Grand Duckchest oh Grand Duckchest where be ye?

Duck L'Orange being servayed on the patio!

BenPanced
08-17-2007, 08:15 PM
Did someone ask for a pool boy?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/poolboy.gif
*sihg*

Where's all the pool men?!

davids
08-17-2007, 08:18 PM
Pool men grow up to be plumpers or plumpbers or what ever the hell those guys do with their face in the crapper and their fingers on yer walleto

KTC
08-17-2007, 08:27 PM
Kevin is back-clear out the closet

hey. watch thy euph-and-isms!

davids
08-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Hell are they showin'? I suppose at a certain age one should put away the glossy pole of extrapolation and simply live with one's----

Angelinity
08-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Pool men grow up to be plumpers or plumpbers or what ever the hell those guys do with their face in the crapper and their fingers on yer walleto

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/plumber.jpg

davids
08-17-2007, 08:38 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/plumber.jpg

YUK YUK YUK YUK-HARDY HAR HAR HAR-where the hell'd ya git that picture of me oncle Bob?

RumpleTumbler
08-17-2007, 08:47 PM
A manly man prepares for a dip.


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4253/fatmancu9.jpg

Haggis
08-17-2007, 09:01 PM
Somebody looking for a pool boy?

http://www.swapsale.com/Creature_From_Black_Lagoon_3.jpg

Salem
08-17-2007, 09:03 PM
Wow. My pool guy suddenly seems so boring after seeing all these pictures. I think I'll fire him.

davids
08-17-2007, 09:17 PM
So hopw the hell is the silly queen of Pangea doing?

davids
08-17-2007, 09:18 PM
Somebody looking for a pool boy?

http://www.swapsale.com/Creature_From_Black_Lagoon_3.jpg

Girl-boy-cross-dressing politicos-take yer HIC!!!!

davids
08-17-2007, 09:19 PM
A manly man prepares for a dip.


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4253/fatmancu9.jpg


Rumple's dippin' again!

RumpleTumbler
08-17-2007, 09:20 PM
Rumple's dippin' again!

My man titties are bigger now, this is from 2 summers ago.

davids
08-17-2007, 09:22 PM
Well you certainly are abreast of the situation-congratulapations I think are in owdah

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 09:23 PM
Somehow, even after seeing all the "breathtaking" pool boy pics, I think I'll stick with my angel. :D

davids
08-17-2007, 09:24 PM
As well you should dear heart! I was missing you-kinda feeling like breathless in Pittsburgh!!!!

Salem
08-17-2007, 09:25 PM
So hopw the hell is the silly queen of Pangea doing?

Well, you know how it is here in Pangea--crowded. The whole damn place is all smashed together. How I long for the days of Gondwanaland...(Thanks for asking davids! And how are you?)

davids
08-17-2007, 10:09 PM
Well, you know how it is here in Pangea--crowded. The whole damn place is all smashed together. How I long for the days of Gondwanaland...(Thanks for asking davids! And how are you?)


Sillipated as usual-just hangin-not sleepin' no I am used to that it is not anything tragic just moi-write mostly between 1 and 4 or 5-I as well long for the days of Gondwanaland-I visited last century but Dr. Doolittle banned me for two hundred years for lusting after his push me pull ya-little baaasssstardo Dr. with his little tiny schwantz-cannot share a hot push me pull ya with an old fart-the push me fell immediately in love with-was drawn to me masculinitatory pulchritude-what a ya gonna do???

Angelinity
08-17-2007, 10:25 PM
erm... s#@! happens.... :D

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-1.jpg


nitenite!

davids
08-17-2007, 10:26 PM
erm... s#@! happens.... :D

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-1.jpg


nitenite!


Nite nite-she does have nice gams though!!!!

KTC
08-17-2007, 10:32 PM
gama rays

gramma rays


raybans

ray bans people.

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 10:36 PM
erm... s#@! happens.... :D

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-1.jpg


nitenite!

Am I the only one wondering about the stray leg about midway down the pic on the left side?

:Shrug:

davids
08-17-2007, 10:40 PM
Am I the only one wondering about the stray leg about midway down the pic on the left side?

:Shrug:


probably as it is quite obvious it is a chap practicing self approbation in front of two women-one with toilet paper hanging out of her bum-while standing on one leg-not the woman-and holding his left ankle with his right hand-which lends one to the one question-what is the fellow using to be self approbtional?

KTC
08-17-2007, 10:42 PM
his tonsils.

Magdalen
08-17-2007, 10:45 PM
Get a load of the size of that brandy snifter?!!?? Musta been some party!

davids
08-17-2007, 10:45 PM
his tonsils.

AAAAHHHHHHAAAAA!!! Quick is the closet door open?

Azraelsbane
08-17-2007, 10:47 PM
Get a load of the size of that brandy snifter?!!?? Musta been some party!

Wow, I thought it was a fishbowl! Now it makes sense that the guy in the background is going all Cirque du Soleil on their asses.

KTC
08-17-2007, 10:48 PM
your shell is finite, lobby-boy-o. Remember that and all will be well.

Jaycinth
08-17-2007, 11:06 PM
Just saying hi...
done had the 'silly' quite twitched out of me today.

***rides off on trike dressed as "Hello Badger" with 'clown' snowshoes, and an 'Ace Ventura' hir style.***

KTC
08-17-2007, 11:23 PM
Did someone ask for a pool boy?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/poolboy.gif

or...

http://chianca-at-large.com/bearinpool.jpg

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 11:24 PM
Kevin.

You're just...

just...

Nope, there are no words for it.

KTC
08-17-2007, 11:26 PM
I was just offering an alternative, blondie(ish).

KTC
08-17-2007, 11:31 PM
Kevin.

You're just...

just...

Nope, there are no words for it.


http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/images/pig-ugly-woman-fat-face.jpgGET OFF MY CASE, MAN!

davids
08-17-2007, 11:35 PM
or...

http://chianca-at-large.com/bearinpool.jpg
christ I told ya all get the damned door open-this is actually a picture from the Netherland Regions Opera of the new production of Rigoletto-Gilda is being sung by a topless 320 pound broad and as the fellow playing Rigolleto her father-the one kev so kindly posted above was taken in a dress rehearsal whereupon his first sight of said lady-he grabbed his tits and died a timely death cardio fat titted infarction!!!!

The_Grand_Duchess
08-17-2007, 11:36 PM
Here you go, Duchess. Perhaps this will make you go "Huh?" And then burst into laughter at the ridiculousness of it all. It was recently voted "Best Post of the Year" by Ccarver in another thread. ;)

Ok that was funny. :)


Duckchest calling Grand Duckchest have to know how you are feeling-need to know-worried-calling Grand Duckchest oh Grand Duckchest where be ye?

Duck L'Orange being servayed on the patio!

A little too thoughtful today I am. I had to get myself home and wait out a rainstorm.

My youngest baby has somehow or other gotten a sock. I don't know how but shes holding onto tha sock likes its her best friend. It's making me smile :)

davids
08-17-2007, 11:39 PM
As long as the sock is just talking quietly and not answering loudly you should be alright-glad to see you have a smile on yer cake hole-kids'll do it every time-luv Dave

KTC
08-17-2007, 11:41 PM
died a timely death cardio fat titted infarction!!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/impulse84/WH_fat_girls.jpgYou can say that again.

davids
08-17-2007, 11:46 PM
died a timely death cardio fat titted infarction!!!!

KTC
08-17-2007, 11:46 PM
Burp

davids
08-17-2007, 11:50 PM
HIC! FART BURP! Two pounds of Bing cherries last night with a half a bottle of scotch can cause at least minor earth tremors!

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 11:53 PM
I just had to explain to Perks by PM what a 'sex-wee' is.

Now if that ain't silly, I'm retiring from sillyhood.

davids
08-17-2007, 11:55 PM
By the way nice avatar-sex wee wee she screamed as I dropped me drawers-how's yer bum deary I assed-she replied with a huff and a puff-don't be eyein' me poop slinger sweety-your better off playin the sweet tartar Dewee!!!

Danger Jane
08-18-2007, 12:01 AM
this thread is nonsense

The_Grand_Duchess
08-18-2007, 12:01 AM
this thread is nonsense

Of course it is!

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:02 AM
nonsense, it is!

RumpleTumbler
08-18-2007, 12:13 AM
I farted in a pool once.

Come to think of it, it might have been more than once.

Azraelsbane
08-18-2007, 12:13 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/impulse84/WH_fat_girls.jpgYou can say that again.


WOW... The girl on the right is lookin' mighty hot. I need to sit next to these people in the next pic someone takes of me. I'll look like frickin' Alyssa Milano!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 12:14 AM
I farted in a pool once.

Come to think of it, it might have been more than once.

Did you follow through?


WOW... The girl on the right is lookin' mighty hot. I need to sit next to these people in the next pic someone takes of me. I'll look like frickin' Alyssa Milano!

Chick on the far left's groping the one next to her. I hope her hand doesn't get lost in the folds.

davids
08-18-2007, 12:14 AM
OOOHHHHH pool farting-I do not go in pubic pools as the farting is not so bad as those folks treading water when you know they get that calm relieved look on their faces-you know what I mean don't cha????

RumpleTumbler
08-18-2007, 12:16 AM
Did you follow through?

Negative! That would be waaaay nasssy.

davids
08-18-2007, 12:19 AM
Did you follow through?



Chick on the far left's groping the one next to her. I hope her hand doesn't get lost in the folds.


Where the hell's these damned pictures-I did not see any damned groping pics-why cannot I pull up receive el gropo di dopo-HUH HUH????

JoNightshade
08-18-2007, 12:19 AM
It's friday! Yaaaay! Friday!!!

Now I'm gonna go clean the house.

But it's still friday!

davids
08-18-2007, 12:36 AM
Yah Joe-so go put on them there silly gloves and clean till yer bum falls off-that is what Miss Scarlet does that keeps her abreast of all her work!!!!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 12:37 AM
My bum has never fallen off! Does that mean my house is not clean? Bring on the buttocks! :D

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:39 AM
your house is your house, bum or no bum. shaky buttocks scare the bear.

davids
08-18-2007, 12:40 AM
It is kinda like Aesop and his fairy bummed tortoises-tight cheeked cleansing is good for the soul!!!!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 12:41 AM
your house is your house, bum or no bum. shaky buttocks scare the bear.

I shake my buttocks when they are bare.

davids
08-18-2007, 12:43 AM
your house is your house, bum or no bum. shaky buttocks scare the bear.


It depends on what if and what way they shakeipate-side to side is quite enjoyable-some prefer up and down as in amber waving plains and all that mallarkismosity-it is a taste thing I s'pect-kinda like do you prefer rampant passionate long-yet at times delicate enticeipating anticipatorial love making-or are you simply built for drag racing!

RumpleTumbler
08-18-2007, 12:44 AM
I shake my buttocks when they are bare.

The entire time or just occasionally?

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:46 AM
fire. the entire time the fire. shaked bum puts waves to a frenzy, but flames to a boil. Bare Scarlet shows her peaches.

Danger Jane
08-18-2007, 12:51 AM
is that like when sharks attack

davids
08-18-2007, 12:52 AM
Or flab deflatulates?

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:53 AM
to deflatulate is to suck gas.

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:53 AM
it picks up the rock.

Danger Jane
08-18-2007, 12:53 AM
you need a correction

KTC
08-18-2007, 12:54 AM
I knead the concoction, what?

davids
08-18-2007, 12:56 AM
Put down the rock oh son of satan
your red-bricked lusts of anticipation
set my heart in flaming pools
of love and sins emflatulation
you silly fool
go git a plug!

davids
08-18-2007, 02:36 AM
THREAD OFFICIALLY CLOSETED-NOT MORE SILLY RESPONDAYEVOUS-NO ONE IS BEING SILLY SO I AM GOING TO BE COMPLETELY AND UDDERLY SERIOWESO!!!!

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:25 AM
last word.

davids
08-18-2007, 03:26 AM
Belch fart HIC! Now those are last words-off to Moose Jaw to visit my cousin Ernest and his wife George-swell couple I might add-just swell!

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:28 AM
I got all night.



last word.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 03:28 AM
I certainly won't post in this thread again.

davids
08-18-2007, 03:34 AM
But Miss Scarlet-you going beddy bum by by-me sad-me like Miss Peaches-me-oh shit forget it all this being nice crap to you kids is startin to bake me bum!!!! And you Mr. all night raspy stawberry thai eater-pathooey-I am going Tuna fishing on me trawler-out on the Pacifuck and just off the coast of Rosarita beach-smooth sea breezes-lots of first class booty-and enough First class scotch to outwrite fucking Hemingway-wait a sec-was that a short I see-naw-just an Ernie clone in pink shorts and white knee socks-hey bud-where you from-Moose Jaw-yah I thought so!!!!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 03:41 AM
I was thinking of going to bed but I can stay up if someone can do something to entertain me. :D

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:43 AM
**jumps on the spot like a pogoing fool**

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:43 AM
PS...Isn't it like 4 in the morning there?

davids
08-18-2007, 03:45 AM
Mah damned arms and fingys aint that long but if it helps a bit-I am sure looking at that avatar of yours and to be nice which is not my wont as I wanna stroke yer bum-if I was yer paps I'd be proud as hell-not only the avatar but the fact that yer so damned smart and humourassed and full of pith and vinigarette on a little tossed crisp green salad with a firm tomatah on the top!!!!

davids
08-18-2007, 03:45 AM
PS...Isn't it like 4 in the morning there?


naw it is about 1 am-Dundee time it is about half past the foreseeable future

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:48 AM
I like being half past the foreseeable future. Makes me appreciate the unknowing past I'm about to step into in my immediate future.

davids
08-18-2007, 03:52 AM
Do not forget-Die Frist ist Um und aber mals verstrichen sind sieben jahr-and they have also a Petunia farm in Moose Jaw-right next to the rodentia factory

KTC
08-18-2007, 03:57 AM
The time period is not over, LOBBYMAN! Nothing has slipped away. Don't get smart with me, crustacean! I am moving Moose Jaw anyway...it blocks the Aurora And the Borealis...

davids
08-18-2007, 04:01 AM
WHAT? MOVING MOOSE JAW-SAY IT AINT SO-C'MON GOD YOU DON'T HAVE TA TAKE IT OUT ON THEM THERE MOOSE JAWIANS-THEY SO NICE AND SWEET AND IT IS THE ONE PLACE IN CANADA YOU CAN GET A GOOD TASTIN TOE JAM SAMICH-C'MON LIGHTEN UP YOU PLETHORA OF MASCULIAN PULCHRITUDINOUS MEAT HOOK BEEATCH! Shit did I just call God a what ever the hell I called her!?!?!?

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:12 AM
It's funny I spoke on the phone (i like to say fon) with a person in Moose Jaw today. They were having lovely weather.



And yes...did you call god a meat hook biotch?

davids
08-18-2007, 04:13 AM
I was born in Prince Albert-actually I think I was the first one of the clan born in a damned hosipetal-I think they built the damned thing for me-I do have cousins in Moose Jaw who visit me-I take em out on the trawler to try and drown em-no luck so far!

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:14 AM
do they still keep prince albert in a can?

davids
08-18-2007, 04:15 AM
Yup it is stocked right up next to the Paddockwood

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:15 AM
Moosejawians are famous for their ability to float under duress.


sorry. ya cain't drown em

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:16 AM
i like to build my bridges with paddockwood. and tear em down with elmers glue.

davids
08-18-2007, 04:16 AM
yes and their strange ability to think in indirect yet floral patterns

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:18 AM
i thought that today, speaking to Jeffrey. his floralfied tongue just had me shocking in an O with my mouth. I verily said onto myself, "Lawd but that man is florally flared!" he was bright with patterns, I say, bright. His thinker was shining.

davids
08-18-2007, 04:19 AM
yea tho he walked in the valley of floral patterns he shall fear no Petunias-for the Lawd walks in direct opposition to slaughter houses and bright colored knickers

KTC
08-18-2007, 04:23 AM
knickers of bright colours. and picklers of perfect cucumbering...that's what the valley be filled with. Oh...and little lambs eating ivy. the hills, though...frightfully so. alive. I believe, say the landlords! alive with the sounds of music. And salesmen, evidently.

Walking through the floral patterns I am yeaing through the fields. Over the fields I sometimes go, too.

CaroGirl
08-18-2007, 04:27 AM
Be this a private party, or can anyone join?

Although my roof’s leaking, the shuttlecock’s ready to slide from the oak tree to the forest floor, where a burst of floral patterning creates migrainous shapes in the afterglow.

davids
08-18-2007, 04:40 AM
Be this a private party, or can anyone join?

Although my roof’s leaking, the shuttlecock’s ready to slide from the oak tree to the forest floor, where a burst of floral patterning creates migrainous shapes in the afterglow.



Hell no it aint-Kevin need someone to play with-me? Ahm gettin tahred sp I am off to murder some tuna and drink till my buddy Burtrand Russel Terrier holds me back from fallin off the tub-unless he gets fucked up first-carry on girl and do not forget-silly should be the aim of all serious literfarty writers-you make more money that way!!!! Oh and watch them there damned shuttlecockey things they eat lotus eaters fer breakfast and Canadians fer lucnhies-I think they can get away with it cause of the migraines and the floral paterning afterglow the Shinning S. King is alive and living in Debuke while writing obits for the Sentinal which is a pigment of me eyemagination and my poop slinger is calling so good night good writing and a good movement to all that may need-require-or just wish to sit and read the damned paper in peace