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seun
08-16-2007, 03:36 PM
Welcome to a total piss up with broken furniture and wall to wall vomiting for my (official) 1,000 posts. Cake, jelly, ice cream to be served by dancing girls; Scarletpeaches and aadams to wear nipple tassels, and port and cigars in the drawing room a little later.

KTC
08-16-2007, 04:03 PM
neophite.

seun
08-16-2007, 04:15 PM
Eh?

KTC
08-16-2007, 04:50 PM
noephite.

clockwork
08-16-2007, 04:57 PM
neophite.


Eh?

He means Neo Fight.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/neofight.jpg

Kevin's nuts about Neo.

seun
08-16-2007, 05:00 PM
That clears that up, then. Now, bring on the dancing girls.

ccarver30
08-16-2007, 05:12 PM
How about a dancing crackhead?

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u117/moontower07/tyrone.gif

KTC
08-16-2007, 05:26 PM
He means Neo Fight.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/neofight.jpg

Kevin's nuts about Neo.

idiot

KTC
08-16-2007, 05:26 PM
How about a dancing crackhead?

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u117/moontower07/tyrone.gif

I saw Carver's crack

seun
08-16-2007, 05:26 PM
How about a dancing crackhead?

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u117/moontower07/tyrone.gif

Do you know any?

clockwork
08-16-2007, 05:29 PM
idiot

But in Bizzaro world...

Maryn
08-16-2007, 05:44 PM
Did somebody say something about smearing jelly on Neo? Because I'm so ahead of you...

Maryn, Keanu fan (but acknowledging he can't act)

KTC
08-16-2007, 05:53 PM
he's an actor?

III
08-16-2007, 05:55 PM
Do you need 1,000 posts to even join the party or do I stand out in the rain looking through the window and weeping quietly?

KTC
08-16-2007, 05:56 PM
You're out of here until you show us 267 more posts, bub.

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:00 PM
You're out of here until you show us 267 more posts, bub.

You're a loose cannon, K.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:01 PM
I've never heard of a loose Cannon. Now, a loose Pope, maybe. A loose Arch Bishop, perhaps.

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:02 PM
Bless me father, for I have sinned...

III
08-16-2007, 06:05 PM
You're out of here until you show us 267 more posts, bub.

Okay. I'll just be listening at the door wearing my towel and eating your room-service leftovers. Don't mind me.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/45/67/22186745.jpg

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:06 PM
Oh, now you've done it...

seun
08-16-2007, 06:07 PM
Okay. I'll just be listening at the door wearing my towel and eating your room-service leftovers. Don't mind me.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/45/67/22186745.jpg

You're quite the dish. Or you would be if I was gay.

auntybug
08-16-2007, 06:07 PM
Do you need 1,000 posts to even join the party or do I stand out in the rain looking through the window and weeping quietly?

You mean I can't play?http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Come on III - we're outta here..........

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:08 PM
Hey! Since when did I wear nipple tassels?

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:13 PM
of, for the love of God...male nipples! How could you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:14 PM
I'll clean your CLOCK if you do it again, Chris! Keep the pool picture away from these hallowed halls!

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:15 PM
hollow halls?

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:15 PM
Hey! Since when did I wear nipple tassels?

all the live long day.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:17 PM
Hmm. Someone must have stolen mine when I wasn't looking 'cause I ain't wearing any now, that's for certain sure.

Meerkat
08-16-2007, 06:17 PM
Hey! Since when did I wear nipple tassels?

Good work. What was the best line everybody else wrote today?

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:17 PM
of, for the love of God...male nipples! How could you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Male nipples? Where? Where?

seun
08-16-2007, 06:20 PM
Hmm. Someone must have stolen mine when I wasn't looking 'cause I ain't wearing any now, that's for certain sure.

You mean you're completely nuddy?

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:20 PM
Male nipples? Where? Where?

back up...they're as plain as day.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:21 PM
You mean you're completely nuddy?

No I bloody am not.

Pervert.


back up...they're as plain as day.

Send photos. I'll study them later.

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:22 PM
I'll clean your CLOCK if you do it again, Chris! Keep the pool picture away from these hallowed halls!


Relax, I learned my lesson.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:22 PM
idiot

auntybug
08-16-2007, 06:22 PM
Haggis! Thats just gross. Put a shirt on!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/haggistassles.jpg

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:22 PM
whatever do you mean? I am completely relaxed.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:23 PM
Haggis! Thats just gross. Put a shirt on!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/haggistassles.jpg

what the hell did you type into GOOGLE to get that one!

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:24 PM
Chihuahua Christmas tree porn of course.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:25 PM
whatever do you mean? I am completely relaxed.

Here, have some more caffeine, Mr theChrist.

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:25 PM
idiot

You know what? I'm one 'idiot' away from breaking out a pool party, Mr. Craig.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:27 PM
hehe

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:29 PM
Chihuahua Christmas tree porn of course.

NOPE. That gave me this:


OOPS! I didn't look at that closely enough...cartoon man-bits!

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:30 PM
Someone put the kettle on. I need a cup of tea.

And someone give seun his nipple tassels and gimp mask back - it's getting cold in here.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:30 PM
brrrrr

Tracy
08-16-2007, 06:54 PM
Congratulations Seun, which everybody else seemed to be too busy goading each other to say. But I'LL say it. Cos I'm nice.

And Maryn, if Keanu can't act, what on earth is the point of him? Surely you don't think he's handsome or something? I mean, he's not ugly, but he's very ordinary looking. (Tracy, acknowledging that he probably wouldn't fancy me either!)

seun
08-16-2007, 06:56 PM
Congratulations Seun, which everybody else seemed to be too busy goading each other to say. But I'LL say it. Cos I'm nice.

You're too kind :)

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
neophite.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
I need to go get ready for my evening out. Don't have too much fun without me, people - I'll be reading this thread when I return!

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:58 PM
They let you out of your box?

clockwork
08-16-2007, 06:58 PM
Congratulations Seun, which everybody else seemed to be too busy goading each other to say.

No time for pleasantries! Goading each other is a full time occupation around here.

Ya damn jackass.

KTC
08-16-2007, 06:59 PM
Goad this, Mista.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 07:01 PM
They let you out of your box?

If I take my tablets and promise to be back in my cell by 10 o'clock, yes.

Tracy
08-16-2007, 07:19 PM
I need to go get ready for my evening out. Don't have too much fun without me, people - I'll be reading this thread when I return!

It's only four o'clock! What on EARTH do you need to do to get ready to go out??? Especially since you say 'evening out', not 'afternoon out'. So I'm guessing it doesn't start till, say, at least sevenish. I'm intrigued.

(Sorry Seun, hijacking your thread again)

seun
08-16-2007, 07:23 PM
No worries, Trace. I was about to ask the same thing.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 07:32 PM
I'm leaving the house at 5pm and I'll be out 'til around ten. I've just had a shower, and I have half an hour to do my hair and put my face on.

So there.

seun
08-16-2007, 07:34 PM
What it is to be a woman. When I go out, it's a case of clean t-shirt and...that's about it :)

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 07:35 PM
I hope you wash occasionally.

seun
08-16-2007, 07:38 PM
For special occasions :D

Tracy
08-16-2007, 08:24 PM
For special occasions :D

Like this one? (i.e. the 1000 posts)


Enjoy the evening SP. I quite understand how you'd have to start getting ready at 4 to go out at 5. makes sense. Have fun.

Haggis
08-16-2007, 08:32 PM
Just so you all know--that half naked, ugly, tassled, perverted, beer-gutted chihuahua was most definitely not me. Everyone knows I don't wear hats.

seun
08-16-2007, 10:06 PM
Like this one? (i.e. the 1000 posts)


Yep. I showered earlier. I washed all over :e2brows:

Tracy
08-16-2007, 11:30 PM
Speaking of occasional washing, and hijacking threads madly again, I just have to tell you what I heard on the radio the other day. They were doing a section on flat-mates (roomates) from hell, and somebody described a guy they lived with who - get this - washed his clothes by hanging them on the line and waiting for it to rain!

(Luckily this was Ireland and so he probably didn't have to wait too long!)

I'm sure Seun'd never do that. He'd hose them down or something.

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 12:51 AM
I'm back now, and I've checked this thread, and you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-17-2007, 12:57 AM
I haven't even read it and I'm ashamed of them. All of them.

But congrats on the 1000! It'll be 5000 before you know it.

clockwork
08-17-2007, 01:01 AM
I only contributed as proxy for someone else.

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 01:02 AM
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, Chris.

clockwork
08-17-2007, 01:03 AM
I'm sorry, have we met?

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 01:04 AM
Get out of my thread!

Unless you have chocolate, in which case you may stay.

clockwork
08-17-2007, 01:05 AM
This ain't your thread, blondie.

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 01:06 AM
ALL threads are my threads.

(But thanks for the blondie comment. This pleases me).

clockwork
08-17-2007, 01:09 AM
You don't intimidate me. I've seen you strutting around the boards for a long time now and to be perfectly honest I'm sick of you and your attitude. I know exactly how to handle people like you.

seun
08-17-2007, 12:15 PM
And it's the morning after. Are we still partying?

KTC
08-17-2007, 02:04 PM
I only contributed as proxy for someone else.

He's working for Satan. For the love of all things holy, he's working for Satan!

Tracy
08-17-2007, 06:04 PM
Did you have a good evening, SP?

You abandoned the party very early, Seun. Wimping out.

scarletpeaches
08-17-2007, 07:03 PM
He's working for Satan. For the love of all things holy, he's working for Satan!

The name's Judas actually, but close enough.


Did you have a good evening, SP?

You abandoned the party very early, Seun. Wimping out.

Aye, not bad. Got tired though as it was a long day yesterday. Never mind. I bought a book on the way home and had my hair done this morning so I'm very very happy today. :D

seun
08-18-2007, 05:38 PM
You abandoned the party very early, Seun. Wimping out.

Hey, I have to finish work at some point. And I was a good boy on Thursday night - found three potential agents. Sorry I missed most of yesterday. Went to the BBC (that loud sound was a name being dropped) to watch Mitchell & Webb being filmed. :D

Tracy
08-18-2007, 06:14 PM
Contgrats on the 3 agents - well done you!

And don't worry, heard the name being dropped loud and clear! The BBC! I'm well impressed. Never heard of that programme, though, even though we do get BBC here in Ireland. But I'll watch out for it in future and see if I can spot you!

clockwork
08-18-2007, 07:57 PM
He's working for Satan. For the love of all things holy, he's working for Satan!

No, not Satan. I work for another. Like Satan, he is not of the earth, he moves in cold dark circles and he eats fish-meal flakes that come in a can.

KTC
08-18-2007, 08:06 PM
He's working for the Goldfish. For the love of all things holy, he's working for the Goldfish!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 08:08 PM
Okay, I have to ask. What is it with Chris, Kevin and the goldfish?

KTC
08-18-2007, 08:11 PM
Turn your head. Turn your head now.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 08:24 PM
Heh. I even posted in one of those threads even though I didn't know what the fishy thing was about.

Well, I knew there was a fish, but I didn't know why KTC was so scared of it.

I thought perhaps it was a fishment of his imagination.

clockwork
08-18-2007, 08:25 PM
Remove the girl...

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 08:26 PM
Don't let me get inbetween you guys. I wouldn't want to spoil this beautiful thing you have happening. :D

KTC
08-18-2007, 08:46 PM
fishment! OMG.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:15 PM
What? WHAT???

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:17 PM
nothing. just that you're on to something.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:19 PM
Chris has gone quiet. I bet he's outside your house trying to cram some sharks with laser-beams on their fins through your letter box.

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:21 PM
very funny. firstly, my mailbox is DOWN the street. secondly, sharks don't frighten me...only goldfish. Man...get a clue.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:24 PM
I thought those sharks looked very small...and kinda gold. Oh well, I guess Chris knows what he's doing.

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:26 PM
yeah. okay. you saw nothin. good try, though.

what's that noise?

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:27 PM
Sounds like a letterbox rattling to me, Kev.

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:28 PM
but I don't HAVE a letterbox. See above post citing my lack of letterbox. You're frustrating me!

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:29 PM
What? You don't have a letterbox? How did those goldfish get into your home?

They're behind you!!!

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:35 PM
You're not reading my posts, are you? You're bloody skimming!

I live in a court. I walk outside my court, and up the street, and VOILA...there is my mailbox.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:40 PM
They must have got in through the chimney. Or the drainage pipes. For gods sake man, check your toilet bowl!!!

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:42 PM
I always do.

scarletpeaches
08-18-2007, 09:42 PM
Kevin...what's that swimming up behind you...?

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:45 PM
Gunga Din? is it gunga?

KTC
08-18-2007, 09:46 PM
god knows he's a better man than i am.

seun
08-19-2007, 03:19 PM
Contgrats on the 3 agents - well done you!

And don't worry, heard the name being dropped loud and clear! The BBC! I'm well impressed. Never heard of that programme, though, even though we do get BBC here in Ireland. But I'll watch out for it in future and see if I can spot you!

Ignoring the fish rant and Gunga Din references, this is what my girlfriend and I went to see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look

It's on TV early next year.

scarletpeaches
08-19-2007, 06:01 PM
I'm sure I've seen your avatar on Crimewatch.

seun
08-19-2007, 06:06 PM
I'm sure I've seen your avatar on Crimewatch.

:ROFL:

Cheeky cow.

scarletpeaches
08-19-2007, 06:07 PM
Moo! :D

seun
08-19-2007, 06:10 PM
Yeah, well, I've seen your picture on...um...Good Looking Scottish Birds...so there.

KTC
08-19-2007, 06:19 PM
I like cheeky cows.

scarletpeaches
08-19-2007, 06:20 PM
I like bags of monkeys.

clockwork
08-19-2007, 06:24 PM
Yeah, well, I've seen your picture on...um...Good Looking Scottish Birds...so there.

Yes, in the "Need Not Apply" section.

Ho ho!

KTC
08-19-2007, 06:28 PM
you like monkey bags?

scarletpeaches
08-19-2007, 06:30 PM
Only bags of mad ones. And ooh, they bite!