Your 'ENVY' button.

Someone getting a shitty novel published.

Yeah, that's my biggy. A novel that in my opinion is crap, getting a six figure advance and a movie deal

When a potty-mouthed skank who regularly hurls F-bombs at kids and their parents in public venues gets a deal from her existing publisher for ANOTHER batch of children's books.

JoeEkaitis said:

When a potty-mouthed skank who regularly hurls F-bombs at kids and their parents in public venues gets a deal from her existing publisher for ANOTHER batch of children's books.

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ScarletPeaches is writing children's books now?

<sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry>

scarletpeaches said:

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Not YOU, silly. The other ScarletPeaches.

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Not YOU, silly. The other ScarletPeaches.

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Nice save.

Sorry, bud. There's only one of me. God wouldn't be this talented twice over.

My envy button?

"Man trapped in fridge eats own foot to survive"

I'd love to be the one to break that story.

An enduring relationship of love when I don't/can't have one.

Like OFG & Old Boy or Maryn & Mr. Maryn.

My needs are simple and my wants are few but this is difficult because ...
it takes two.

Are envy buttons the same as nipples?

Unique said:

An enduring relationship of love when I don't/can't have one.

Like OFG & Old Boy or Maryn & Mr. Maryn.

My needs are simple and my wants are few but this is difficult because ...
it takes two.

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Seconded.

Rllgthunder said:

Are envy buttons the same as nipples?

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I've got one of one and two of the other. So who knows?!

scarletpeaches said:

Seconded.



I've got one of one and two of the other. So who knows?!

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You've only got one nipple? Was this from some horrible writing accident? Like, when you clutched your first newly penned novel to your breast and suffered a paper cut?

oh, man.

bad visual. bad, bad. brain bleach.

Oh dear.

Oh dear oh dear.

Wow. Horrible nipple disfiguring writing accidents must be more common than I thought.

Rllgthunder said:

You've only got one nipple? Was this from some horrible writing accident? Like, when you clutched your first newly penned novel to your breast and suffered a paper cut?

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THINK, Thunder. Just because it was sheared from her flesh doesn't mean she doesn't still have it.

Envy...hmmm...

I envy kids for their first innocent loves, friends, getting to know people they care about. I'd like to go back to my mid teens and not move every six months. I envy people with a home town.

I met a young woman this summer while we were on vacation. She was maybe 19-20 years old. She had just completed high school and was starting college at some Eastern private college as a Creative Writing major. She was excited because she would be studying with some of the great writers of our time. She said how she was going to immerse herself in the best literature of the last 400 years and never come up for air until she had communed with all the masters of the written word. She said this while consuming vast quantities of trans fats, carbohydrates and Coke, wearing a size 2.

and I was envious...

When I start reading a crappy book I can't even finish I envy the author.

scarletpeaches said:

Someone getting a shitty novel published.

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OH GOOD CHRIST! Watch out world...I agree wholeheartedly with the beautiful dye-jobbed Scarlet on this one. Although it's not just an envy button...because I wouldn't want my shitty novel to get published. It's more about that the shitty novel got published...I mean, it's an outrage. It hurts the eyes!

But, yes...that hits the button.

robeiae said:

My envy button?

"Man trapped in fridge eats own foot to survive"

I'd love to be the one to break that story.

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Wasn't breaking out of the fridge enough for you! You have to break the story too?

Get back in the freezer, spazboy!

You're so cold.

My envy button: My dad. He gets up, walks his dog, has some breakfast and reads the paper. A bit later, he goes to the pub. Then he'll walk his dog again, have some lunch and nod off. In the evening, he'll go to the pub again.

I have no doubt he'll be doing this long after I've given up on trying to get published and have become a bitter, angry drunk.