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KTC
08-15-2007, 03:48 AM
How about you?

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 03:51 AM
I hate you. Die, spazman, die.

Siddow
08-15-2007, 03:52 AM
I like grapes. Mmmm...peaches and sour grapes.

Forbidden Snowflake
08-15-2007, 03:56 AM
Strawberries. Cream. On a body.

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:03 AM
I hate you. Die, spazman, die.


What ever do you mean, Miss Scarlet?

davids
08-15-2007, 04:05 AM
Bumgerines

Del
08-15-2007, 04:08 AM
Strawberries. Cream. On a body.

We sometimes have bodies at the Zombie love child thread...or what ever they are calling it now. I never tried one with fruit.

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:17 AM
Peaches will stab you in the back. Oranges are easily peeled.

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:33 AM
Peaches have that great big honking hard pit in the centre. Oranges are soft.

Alexandra Little
08-15-2007, 04:34 AM
Strawberries. Cream. On a body. Only without the strawberries and cream, and preferably with the body of Hugh Jackman.

Devil Ledbetter
08-15-2007, 04:34 AM
BumgerinesPeaches are sweet and fuzzipated like Davids. Plus, they have pits.

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:34 AM
Peaches. Yuck.

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 04:35 AM
Peaches will stab you in the back. Oranges are easily peeled.

Peaches is very angry. :rant:


Peaches have that great big honking hard pit in the centre. Oranges are soft.

I don't have anything big, honking and hard in me.

Sadly.:cry:

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:35 AM
Damn! I could have posted in the V8 thread!!!

KTC
08-15-2007, 04:36 AM
Peaches is very angry. :RANT:



I don't have anything big, honking and hard in me.

Sadly.:cry:

I said pardon?

KTC
08-15-2007, 05:00 AM
Oh oh. I just realized I can't say I hate Peaches and sing, "I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree." They are conflicting, are they not?

Rolling Thunder
08-15-2007, 05:02 AM
I'd have to see peaches' oranges before I could make an informed decision. :D

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 05:03 AM
I'd have to see your plums. :D

Azraelsbane
08-15-2007, 05:07 AM
Strawberries. Cream. On a body.

I'm in.

akiwiguy
08-15-2007, 05:50 AM
Peaches are actually the fruit I find most sexy... the shape, downy skin. And a droplet of juice falling down from moist lips onto skin... an inviting little pool to be slowly...

Whoops, wrong forum again! :tongue

writerterri
08-15-2007, 05:53 AM
How about you?


Maybe she'll change her name to scarletoranges.


I better go console her.


Meany

Rolling Thunder
08-15-2007, 05:55 AM
Maybe she'll change her name to scarletoranges.


I better go console her.


Meany


oooooooo....where's my camcorder?

writerterri
08-15-2007, 05:59 AM
Peaches are actually the fruit I find most sexy... the shape, downy skin. And a droplet of juice falling down from moist lips onto skin... an inviting little pool to be slowly...

Whoops, wrong forum again! :tongue




:e2thud: That was delicious!

writerterri
08-15-2007, 06:01 AM
oooooooo....where's my camcorder?



cam2cam?

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 06:38 AM
Maybe she'll change her name to scarletoranges.


I better go console her.


Meany

Utterly coincidentally, I just got my webcam working.

writerterri
08-15-2007, 06:40 AM
Utterly coincidentally, I just got my webcam working.


We'll invite RT and have a three way. :D

KTC
08-15-2007, 07:12 AM
Good Lord!

SpookyWriter
08-15-2007, 07:23 AM
We'll invite RT and have a three way. :DBetter watch out for the sour grapes. :e2point:

seun
08-15-2007, 12:43 PM
I quite like eating peaches.

aadams73
08-15-2007, 01:04 PM
I quite like eating peaches.

Except when they drip too much. That juice is sticky.

Rolling Thunder
08-15-2007, 02:45 PM
We'll invite RT and have a three way. :D

Won't it be a bit odd to post on YouTube? I mean, the only thing you'd be able to see is camcorders.

KTC
08-15-2007, 02:48 PM
Happy Birthday, Thread. Wow...almost a day old! Like a donut that's still edible.

thethinker42
08-15-2007, 04:49 PM
I am soooooo staying out of this one...

KTC
08-15-2007, 05:22 PM
oh, don't be silly. You know you wanna.

Stew21
08-15-2007, 06:22 PM
A character in one of my stories had a girlfriend, who was more of a friend with benefits, and really not his type. He said after they'd stopped seeing each other that she always smelled like peaches and leather.
That sort of sick sweetness from peach scented lotion combined with the musk of leather. She wasn't a "nice girl". She was girl who smelled like peaches and leather and she always wore thongs.

III
08-15-2007, 06:39 PM
Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man. In a factory downtown. Move to the country, Kev. Eat alot of peaches. Millions of peaches. Peaches for free. Millions of peaches. Peaches for you.

KTC
08-15-2007, 07:00 PM
I like that song.

robeiae
08-15-2007, 07:08 PM
I like eggs.

Stew21
08-15-2007, 07:12 PM
i like coffee.

auntybug
08-15-2007, 07:14 PM
Peaches never rep back.....off to find me an orange....

III
08-15-2007, 07:16 PM
"I like Santa."
- Weird kid with the goggles standing in front of Ralph and Randy in line to see Santa.

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 07:18 PM
"I like boys now." -Ralph Wiggum, after seeing Bart in the nude.

RedandGold
08-15-2007, 09:18 PM
I prefer Nectarines - but oranges are good too

Salem
08-15-2007, 09:22 PM
"I like Santa."
- Weird kid with the goggles standing in front of Ralph and Randy in line to see Santa.

I thought he said he liked the Tin Man!


I looove bananas

thethinker42
08-15-2007, 09:32 PM
oh, don't be silly. You know you wanna.

No...because Nichola keeps looking at the SpiderCams* and giving me menacing, "don't even think about it" stares. She looks like she might hurt me. So...I'm staying out of it. PsychoPeaches scare me.

*SpiderCams = Spider-mounted cameras that I have all over Nichola's flat so I can spy on her from every angle.

scarletpeaches
08-15-2007, 09:33 PM
Don't forget the mothcam you planted above my shower cubicle. I saw that fluttery little git while I was washing my hair the other day. I daren't touch it.

III
08-15-2007, 09:39 PM
I thought he said he liked the Tin Man!



Oh he liked him too ... and the Wizard of Oz. I love to get right in one of my kids' faces and say "I like the Tin Man" and just stare at them. I haven't had the guts to try it on a stranger while waiting in line at the store, though.

KTC
08-15-2007, 10:56 PM
PsychoPeaches scare me.

It's actually JudasPeaches, but same difference. It's like comparing peaches and oranges.

thethinker42
08-16-2007, 01:26 AM
Don't forget the mothcam you planted above my shower cubicle. I saw that fluttery little git while I was washing my hair the other day. I daren't touch it.

Those aren't mine. MothCams have crappy resolution and don't pick up sound. You can squish those at will. Just stop squishing the SpiderCams!! Those fuckers are expensive...

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 01:37 AM
I emptied my vacuum drum this evening, so there's plenty room in there for sucking up a few more spidercams...

HEY! WHO PLANTED THE MOTHCAM IN MY BATHROOM???

KTC
08-16-2007, 01:39 AM
I'm sure it wasn't me. I wish not to watch the cobwebs grow behinds your toilet.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 01:42 AM
I don't have any.

Cobwebs, that is. Not toilets.

KTC
08-16-2007, 02:27 AM
I'm just sayin' it wouldn't be overly exciting.

scarletpeaches
08-16-2007, 02:38 AM
Once you've experienced the delights of my bathroom, you won't say that.

KTC
08-16-2007, 02:42 AM
hmmmm?



Nah.





I prefer oranges.