I couldn't make this up.....

Have you eaten Pop Rocks lately? Real rocks?

Did you sit on any Jewellry recently? Cos they can go up as well as down.

auntybug said:

I just flossed my teeth (yes, I do that daily) and I just pulled out a small gemstone..... .10-ish fake light pink stone...

I don't know whether to LMAO or $#it myself!

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It is just one of the many faceted words that often pass your lips.

Unless you've been French kissing someone with a tongue piercing.

I'm imagining (having no idea whatsoever how else it could have happened) that whomever made what you ate before flossing lost one of the little gems off their decorated fake fingernails. Good think it was just the gem and not the whole nail - that would have been really yucky.

How come I never find valuables in food?


You'd think at least an occasional oyster would cough up a pear or two.

auntybug said:

Nor another piercing for those w/ dirty minds!!!!

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Right. Like ANY of us would've drawn THAT conclusion...*whistles and walks away*

is this real

Danger Jane said:

is this real

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Yes but it was just that ruby filling she got when volunteering for a dental experiment.

well as I learned from sex ed in fifth grade, your body is a strange and magical thing.

Damn, how'd you do that? All I ever find is the gunk I'm supposed to be flossing away (I know, I know, TMI).

Dawno, I will never let anyone touch my food again - EVER! -

Danger Jane said:

well as I learned from sex ed in fifth grade, your body is a strange and magical thing.

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They taught you about Antybug's body in 5th grade sex-ed?

Damn Bug, I had heard you had a reputation but wow.

Delarege said:

You'd think at least an occasional oyster would cough up a pear or two.

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Dang! Oysters where you are are big enough to cough up pears?!

I'm thinkin' it fell off one of Dawno's ears in Vegas and through the magic of gem teleportation, ended up in your luncheon burrito.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Dang! Oysters where you are are big enough to cough up pears?!

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*L*

Yeah, I was wondering how that happens. Pears in my oysters. And it's not like the r is anywhere near the l, so that's not a finger slip.

Someone got pears on the brain??? LOL

Mystery solved! I love it when there's a happy ending.

Damn! I was going to suggest e-bay. A long lost bangle from the necklace worn by Mary Magdalene when she was flirting with Jesus. The Dentici Code.

Christine N. said:

Yeah, I was wondering how that happens. Pears in my oysters. And it's not like the r is anywhere near the l, so that's not a finger slip.

Someone got pears on the brain??? LOL

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auntybug said:

You know - I was going to pick on him twice for that & changed my mind!

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"Will the accused please stand."

*Stands*

Your Honor, I can explain. I've been working hard lately and the L key just wasn't compressed enough. It seems to stick, or maybe I'm just not the typist I used to be. It is hard to type with feathers. And Auntybug flashed me in a rep point and I was thinking 'what a pair' but with all this "I hate Peaches" talk on another thread, well, I was thinking fruit and pair smeared into pear and they were really like grapefruit! Nice big bouncy...Sorry Your Honor...and then with the party down the hall in TTSD... I am guilty but there were mitigating circumstances. I ask the courts to grant me leniency this time and I promise to watch my feathers closely in the future.