Christmas is coming

What'd you get me?

sassandgroove said:

Um...A lump of coal.

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Sweet. Stick it up your butt and it'll be a diamond by Christmas!

You know what coal's for, dontcha?

Yep - Sassypants is gonna make you a DIAMOND! Better than one from DeBeers.

I only play Santa Claus. Everyone else can just come over for the buffet and White Elephant Party on Christmas Eve, or they can just get...eggnogged.

Well hot damn! Maybe the weather will get on board with this train of thought and stop trying to incinerate us Midwest folk.

sassandgroove said:

Now don't be so uptight about it. Sheesh.

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Uptight IS how one makes a diamond

MidnightMuse said:

Uptight IS how one makes a diamond

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And diamonds are forever.

Dang! Time to stock up!





I make it old school. "Bagel chips"? Fah!

Sure some of that stuff isn't past expiration?

Backward Masking said:

Sure some of that stuff isn't past expiration?

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Original recipe, original ingredients. It's getting harder and harder to find unopened boxes of genuine Ralston Purina Chex cereal!

I'm excited already. I love Christmas. And I'm a little Jewish Girl.

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Shady Lane said:

I'm excited already. I love Christmas. And I'm a little Jewish Girl.

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Right up yer alley!



(You know you want to click on it!)

Shady Lane said:

I'm excited already. I love Christmas. And I'm a little Jewish Girl.

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I love Xmas too. But not in August.

That's just wrong.

I heard it on the radio this morning, 19 weeks? it is getting close.

But I'm a man, so I don't have to start present shopping until the 20th.

Yes and I've started shopping too. Think "In the night Garden" is going to be the hottie this year.

My First Christmas 2007 present is arriving tomorrow!

I can't believe it
Yes, I have most of my shopping done, except for hubby and son #1 (son #2 is sooo easy to shop for). But my Mommy called yesterday to say that my present from her and one of my sisters should arrive here tomorrow, and I am supposed to open it up right away to make sure it isn't broken! (How the heck does that make it a Christmas present??) I have no idea what it is that can't wait, and I'm curious, but also a bit sad. This really pushes the season too early!

sassandgroove said:

That is pushing it. Maybe someone else can open it for you, then if it isn't broken, wrap it back up for you to wait until Christmas.

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ohhhhh, good idea

sort of...the curiosity will kill me now!!

MERRY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year. In America we say "Happy New Year".

HA HA HA Thank you for correcting my English, which stinks!

(Anyone guess what I watched this weekend?)