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Years ago when I was about 18, I was in a shop, and this guy who was working there said to me "You remind me of my first wife."
"Oh" I said.
"Yes," he said "but I've never been married."
YUK!
An effective approach that is popular with some women is when a man pulls out his trouser pockets and allows them to flop forward, and asks, "Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"
Grab your coat you've pulled!!!
Or my husbands fav. How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine fertilized.
An effective approach that is popular with some women is when a man pulls out his trouser pockets and allows them to flop forward, and asks, "Ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"
I should try that one. Or I can say "ever kiss Pinocchio as a donkey"?
Yeah, she doesn't give a discount for chat-up lines.Mate, something tells me you don't need chat up lines.
Absolutly doesn't need chat up lines. He can serenade me any time.Mate, something tells me you don't need chat up lines.