Anyone seen my &%#*@#^% glasses?

There is always cat torture it has been known to work you know-for instance you can always hold back her nip-you could tie her down and eat the nip in front of her-that usually forces em to talk-er meeow-or even if it is a he or neutered-they still need their fix-if you can hold out you will probably find your specs-it is the holding out that is murder-said tortured cat starts to scream and bleed from their eyes-it is terrible-but if you really want yer damn glasses back-I think you have no choice really-best of luck-you might wanna take pictures and post em for the cat lovers here about

Did you check your face or head?

ccarver30 said:

Did you check your face or head?

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I even looked on my head and they arent there. I had to use my back up glasses. Im pretty sure my damn cat hid them somewhere but she aint talking. Anyone seen them?

Sorry, I'd need glasses to find your glasses, Brian.

Horrible not to be able to see!

Should we start typing in large letters for your benefit?

You could get a magnifying glass. You might look good with a monocle, too. You would look very hippy-detective-ish.

Try looking in the litterbox, Brian.

Gers, you left them in chat. Bart took them home with him so you'll have to talk to him.

Wherever they are, they're with mine. The damned things ran off together, I bet.

Oh... sorry... here's the large-print version for the visually challenged:

Wherever they are, they're with mine. The damned things ran off together, I bet.

Okay, now THIS thread was funny.

Shwebb said:

Sorry, I'd need glasses to find your glasses, Brian.

Horrible not to be able to see!

Should we start typing in large letters for your benefit?

You could get a magnifying glass. You might look good with a monocle, too. You would look very hippy-detective-ish.

Try looking in the litterbox, Brian.

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Good luck finding a monocle. I asked my optometrist a couple of years ago ... um. No. Maybe custom work. Maybe overseas. If anyone finds someone to make them one, please let me know. (I'm NOT kidding)

And on sale, too.

Where the hell are me damnifiable gwasses-oh never mind there they are and they are both full of Dew-whew-now where the hell's that damned cat-er-um-feline domesticus Chuck-that is the name of the Cat of the Year in catnippian time frame of course-what'd he say? Beats the hell out a me-sumpin about a damned drunken cat with an obtuse name and a lobster-HEY-write that down-sounds like a working tit-el for a best smeller!!!!

How about that OFG? Huh? Ain't she sumptin'?

Davids! Quit blaming the cat. You know the cat didn't do it. It was Haggis.

Unique said:

How about that OFG? Huh? Ain't she sumptin'?

Davids! Quit blaming the cat. You know the cat didn't do it. It was Haggis.

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AAAAHHHHHAAAAA-twas the Hagster-should a knowd betterer-my apopularigations to the cat!!!! HIC! If the Hagster reads this he will understand at least one word-guess which one?

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Glad you found 'em. I thought maybe Jay's goat had 'em.