Calling all witty writers!

Make-up Your Mind!


Okay, I'm sorry. That is corny, and no help at all. ::goes and hides in shame::

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ACK! I swear that I was posting that at the same time as Sass!

(Great minds think alike!)

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Put your best face forward: ours.

"God made you beautiful. We'll prove it."

"We don't just make it up as we go along"

"Let us help you get your primp on"

"Put on a happy face--or better yet, let us do it!"

"People wouldn't like you if they knew how you really looked."

Face it, you need us.

We can cover that!

That nose! Those eyes!
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The north end of a southbound cow
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Let us help you look good
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"They wouldn't make it
if you didn't need it."

"Before you break up,
let us do your make-up."

"Trowels are for canvass, not for your face.
Let the pros do it for you."

"Just because they make it,
don't mean you should wear it."

"Try this at home,
then call the professionals."

"Do YOU know the difference between Red Hot Slut #8 and Passion Wildflower?
We do."

Ok, these are all pretty shmaltzy, but I noticed that was sorely lacking from all the smart alecks above


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You wanted witty, not useable.

*humph*

check your rp's

Salem Ollivander said:

These are great! Some *cough-III* are a little more useable than others. Thanks everyone!

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I win! I win! Can you do something about the jaundice in my avatar?

Make up should say, "Look how pretty you are." NOT, "Look, I'm your make up."

"Camouflage in a bottle."

"Give nature the finger."

"We can turn that mountain into a mole."

"Does your eye shadow outsparkle your purse? We can fix that."

"Find yourself saying 'I'm up here, bozo' ? Give them something else to focus on."

Looking for a canvas to create a masterpiece.