Wish Lyxdeslic A Happy Birthday!
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Apparently, no one wuvs me; can't imagine why. Fuck 'em. Hmmn, maybe that attitude of yours has somethin' to do with it...nah, couldn't be it. 
Thanks, Devy baby.
Lyx
Thanks, Devy baby.
Lyx
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Apparently, no one wuvs me; can't imagine why. Fuck 'em. Hmmn, maybe that attitude of yours has somethin' to do with it...nah, couldn't be it.
Thanks, Devy baby.
Lyx
Using your language have a fucking happy birthday-oh Christ I feel sooo used!
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Happy birthday, Lyx! I'll get you a present if you have Eddie bring me some of that cake.
Lyxy will carry Eddie over to deliver that cake to you, SWV!
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Happiest of Birthdays, Lyx. I'll drink a beer for ya, that way you don't have to drink 'em all yourself.
Aw, Lex, did ya hafta bring in the F word to your own birthday thread? Look whatcha did to Davids. It just seems so...so...how shall I say...appropriate.
Hope you've had a good one, and if you ever want to trade ages with an old fart, let me know.
Hope you've had a good one, and if you ever want to trade ages with an old fart, let me know.
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Happy birthday, Lyx, and thanks for not worrying about that tiresome 'fashionably late' thing. Many happy returns!
They do love me, they do. Hey thanks everyone. It's funny, I've got more delight from reading these posts than dealing with the obligatory phone calls and emails from my family:
*Phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Bro: "Happy birthday, fuckface."
Me: "Thanks."
*Awkward silence ensues*
Bro: "So, did our stupid f'n' parents call you yet? F... them."
Me: "Yeah. So, thanks for callin'."
Bro: "Cool. Later."
Me: "Later."
Ah, family disfunction, 'tis a joyous thing.
Lyx
Oh, and Dev, Ed stopped by with that cake. Told him all about this foxymophandlemama I met on this here writer's board. He seemed intrigued.
Hey thanks everyone. It's funny, I've got more delight from reading these posts than dealing with the obligatory phone calls and emails from my family:*Phone rings*
Me: "Hello?"
Bro: "Happy birthday, fuckface."
Me: "Thanks."
*Awkward silence ensues*
Bro: "So, did our stupid f'n' parents call you yet? F... them."
Me: "Yeah. So, thanks for callin'."
Bro: "Cool. Later."
Me: "Later."
Ah, family disfunction, 'tis a joyous thing.
Lyx
Oh, and Dev, Ed stopped by with that cake. Told him all about this foxymophandlemama I met on this here writer's board. He seemed intrigued.
See how it goes? You never know when Pat will be listening. I don't think she minds much, except when she takes you by the ear and pulls you over her knee and starts to spank you...
Wait a second. That sounds more like a birthday wish.
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Happy frickin' late birthday, Lyx. May your year be filled with love, sunshine, and happy, frolicking animals. And lots of spoonerisms.
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