Does black eyeliner on Haggis make him/you want to touch himself/yourself?

As the thread title says...

  • Black eyeliner on Haggis makes him want to touch himself

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Black eyeliner on Haggis makes me want to touch him

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • I'd rather touch myself

    Votes: 4 25.0%
  • It makes me want to touch an eggplant

    Votes: 8 50.0%

  • Total voters
    16

cray

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eyeliner or not, it's ok to pet haggis today. yesterday not ok.
 

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This thread and the thought of it makes something very very necessary-thanks Christ for-HIC!
 

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I need to see a pic. :)

Happy to oblige.

dogneedle.jpg
 

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Where's the "It makes me want to touch Scarletpeaches" option?
 

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Same Psychosis...different day.
The explanation,
across the nation,
is eyeliner spots
make Haggis a dalmatian.
Is that our salvation?
was my excalmation,
during my vacation.
Would a Haggis dalmatian,
be a tribulaton,
cause a celebration,
with no ration
of jubulation
even at the station
where the real dalmation
waits with carnations
for transportation
that will never come?
 

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You wrote that entire thing just to get "Haggis dalmatian" in print, didn't you?
 

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Haggis is HOT. With or without eyeliner.

and I ain't talking 'bout the touchin'

that ain't none a ya nevermind.
 

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It's pretty sad when the REAL picture of you is paler than the Simpsons version.

:|

/hides!


:D


(oh, and I sucked your blog... you ARE jealous of HP7! HA!)