Black eyeliner on men

As long as it's not accompanied by a wifebeater tee-shirt, plumber's butt and a bowling ball, I'm game.


Seriously - depends on the man, I guess. It's been a while since I've seen one in eyeliner, up here in Maine.

I think this threads calls for some example photos. All I'm coming up with is Marlyn Manson.

Shit if you have to wear that crap at least fess up to yourself and make it pink-damn bullshit eyeliner-oh did someone say free manicure-oh my hair is slightly ass-cue-well unruffle yerself bitch and get on over here and fix me eyes and pat me bum will ya-oh alright ducky-do you think it just a shade dark-naw it is manly and macho and hells bells and damn cockleshells the damn world going to hell in a shit bag?

Johnny Depp... Pirate... 'nuf said.

Yah Jimmy Cagney wore the shit in Yankee Doodle Dandy-Hmmm a movie metaphor for a gay caballero perhaps? No men who wear that crap are not all gay-some of them are just todays excuse for leading yet marginally A-sexual men-always liked a stud meself who could bring me up a cup a and a bikky-dear what ya like in the mornin wiff yer tea- a cup a tea er a fag? me I am partial to tea with large quantities of manly scotch-now I will piss off and leave you lovely lady to your discussion of macho men wearing eyeliner-Christ have a nice night and by by-I am gonna go pick on some little dude and beat the crap out of him just for laughs which will undoubtedly be proof of me manhood-if not me womanhood-or me puddinghood!

I rest my case:

I'm voting effing stupid because even women shouldn't wear black eyeliner.
(Joan Jett excepted)

How about a nice raisin or plum? Teal? Navy? Anything?

thethinker42 said:

I rest my case:

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What is the broad's name? I am really out now-back to you lovely ladies-tah tah!

I think it's hot. Not on that guy. But on other guys. Like Johnny Depp. Hot.

Also...



I luvs me my Billie. When he's being spiffy, anyway.

scarletpeaches said:

thethinker42, I just can't see him without thinking "Wanky death scene in Alexander."

I was like, Hephaestion's dead? Yeah, so?

But I still would. He so pwetty.

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Anytime I see his pic, I replay the entire video to "The Kill" in my head...because he's so...fucking...hot...

On Jared Leto it is super sexy.

The_Grand_Duchess said:

On Jared Leto it is super sexy.

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Back off of Jared. *hiss* He's MINE.

I'll bet I'D look sexy on Jared Leto...

I don't like it on women, either.

I DO, however, love men or women with that natural dark rim... but only natural. It looks stupid painted on.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

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Yeah. Okay. I'd do this one.

I rest my case, your Honor.

OK, I'm definitely on board with Johnny.
Some of the others have a "trying too hard" look about them. I immediately pictured them bent in front of their vanities, trying to get the perfectly straight line...

Yeah, I'd walk that plank any day.