Full Moon Musings

who let jaycinth out?

Jaycinth said:

If there were a shark big enough to eat Godzilla, I would not have to be afraid to drive over the Bay Bridge.

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You know damn well that they'd team up and eat Bay Bridge.

Bmwhtly said:

You know damn well that they'd team up and eat Bay Bridge.

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Then nobody would have to worry about crossing it.

Clearly you've not seen those sharks jumping from the water to grab their munchies? Wouldn't a shark big enough to eat Godzilla manage to jump over the Bay Bridge and take his pick of the munchies?

Just sayin'

I have recently found out that I am not very fond of bridges either. However, I don't like going UNDER them, not over... what is this called (fear of bridges)?

Sharks can't jump.

You're thinking of Alligators.

Someone hasn't seen Shark Week lately !

ccarver30 said:

I have recently found out that I am not very fond of bridges either. However, I don't like going UNDER them, not over... what is this called (fear of bridges)?

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No, I believe it is fear of trolls.

But just for the record, fear of bridges is gephyrophobia.

MidnightMuse said:

Someone hasn't seen Shark Week lately !

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Or, indeed, ever.

Is that a rum bottle in it's mouth?

no wonder it jumps, under water the rum'd leak into the sea.
But how does he get the top off?

MidnightMuse said:

Someone hasn't seen Shark Week lately !

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Yes, I learned so much from watching that. Mostly though its just about how my species is only at the top of the food chain becuase we created it. Out there with creatures that don't care for charts we're close to the bottom.

Bmwhtly said:

Is that a rum bottle in it's mouth?

no wonder it jumps, under water the rum'd leak into the sea.
But how does he get the top off?

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Shork-screw.

Haggis said:

Shork-screw.

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No Pie for you!

Jaycinth said:

Not if you give me a Smith and Wesson, I ain't.

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OK then, let's see.

*Wheels in shark tank*

MR Smith! and do we have a Mr Wesson? A Mrs Wesson? Thank you.

And Lady Jay.

OK, Jay, they're yours. Now jump in and don't get eaten.

Jaycinth said:

What do you call 'a fear of bridges large enough for Godzilla to rise from the sea under them and bite the bridge in half causing meyham and destruction on a massive scale'.

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Insanity.

I think you should be more concerned with a little San Andreas shake, rattle, and roll. A big one is due around the Bay Bridge, unless you weren't talking about that Bay Bridge. Of course maybe it will require the A's and Giants be in the World Series together again, in which case everyone is pretty safe.