The NO MODS ALLOWED Thread

Rolling Thunder · Jul 30, 2007

MidnightMuse gave me the idea. (So if there's any retribution to dole out, see her.)

Put on your aluminum foil caps and state your idea for thwarting the Mods. They can't post here...it's a secret thread they can't see.

I say we steal Dawno's sparkle-y ears and hide them in the Royalty Thread...which has fallen into disrepair.

Birol · Jul 30, 2007

Runs invisibly through the thread.

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 30, 2007

We could throw Silver King's fish back when he's not looking.

Rolling Thunder · Jul 30, 2007

Birol said:
Runs invisibly through the thread.

Don't make me lodge a complaint in the Flaming Banana Pit. :rant:

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 30, 2007

I'm not about to get involved in here. If I decide to run for the office of 'Mod' some day, I don't want my rivals digging up any of these posts and using them against me. Think they bought that?

Rolling Thunder · Jul 30, 2007

Um....no.

Rolling Thunder · Jul 30, 2007

Devil Ledbetter said:
We could throw Silver King's fish back when he's not looking.

This has potential...

robeiae · Jul 30, 2007

The best way to thwart mods is to always say "Well, Poetinahat said it was okay" whenever they tell you that you crossed a line.

The second best way is to fill their bagpipes with Wheatena.

William Haskins · Jul 30, 2007

what about ex-mods who've fallen from grace?

robeiae · Jul 30, 2007

Christopher Walken will play them in the movie.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 30, 2007

Was Grace hurt in the fall?

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 30, 2007

William Haskins said:
what about ex-mods who've fallen from grace?

Only if you use your inside knowledge to help us plot the overthrow.

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 30, 2007

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Was Grace hurt in the fall?

Yes. I broke my sacrum.

Susie · Jul 30, 2007

Wow, Dev, sure hope you get your sacrum repaired. I've heard that can hurt. This looks like a dangerous thread, but guess I'm here.

Don't hurt me, mods.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 30, 2007

Shhhh, Susie! No Mods here. They can't see---

Wait! I'm not supposed to be in here! Did it work that time?

:gone:

Cath · Jul 30, 2007

That's mods plural - so you'll allow one in right? How about if we promise to visit one at a time?

robeiae · Jul 30, 2007

There goes the neighborhood...

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 30, 2007

Cath... you a lawyer in your spare time? That's a heck of a loophole you caught!

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 30, 2007

Susie said:
Wow, Dev, sure hope you get your sacrum repaired. I've heard that can hurt. This looks like a dangerous thread, but guess I'm here. Don't hurt me, mods.

It healed up quite nicely, actually.

We could put some bitter apple on Cath's thumb.

Sven_the_Viking · Jul 30, 2007

How about mod sockpuppets?

Rolling Thunder · Jul 30, 2007

SVEN!

Sven_the_Viking · Jul 30, 2007

tjwriter · Jul 30, 2007

It's been so long, Sven!

Haggis · Jul 30, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
SVEN!

Sven! Welcome!

Uh...can you do something about these pesky mods? Like...pillaging or something...whatever you Vikings do?

Sven_the_Viking · Jul 30, 2007

I am afraid I cannot. Their abode is enchanted with many sorcerous spells and protected by mystic runes. Plus, MacAllister lets Reindeer eat all the oats he wants and keeps the mead flowing freely around here. One does not trifle with free oats and mead.

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