Nonsense

Meaney · Jul 25, 2007

It violates the rules of this thread to make any sense. Or to be uncreative.

Grammatical errors will be tolerated but may be derided.

I finally went through with the plastic surgery. For years I've been getting up the nerve, but I finally did it and it was a big success, so I'm very happy. The doctor flattened and blended my nose into my face, smoothed my eyelids down into my cheeks, and eliminated my mouth. It looks kind of like a wooden spoon.

Just Mike · Jul 25, 2007

I rather regret giving Bea Arthur (Boogles Rosco to her friends) the Pi. It was a very nice Pi, with bits and flanges and rounded edges. I quite liked the section with the 3; very poetic. And tasty.

seun · Jul 25, 2007

Mother?

ccarver30 · Jul 25, 2007

I'm scared.
El meow.

poetinahat · Jul 25, 2007

The spare pumpkin rattled, as though it didn't work as a lampshade. Nonetheless, the resemblance to Christopher Wren was, expectedly, faint.

Meaney · Jul 25, 2007

Christopher Wren, it is little known, was born Christopher Robin. He changed his name after getting infamously involved with Winnie the Pooh. Another child star victim, Wren suffered in his adolescence from the fame of his pre-teen rollicking-with-stuffed-animals years.

Azraelsbane · Jul 25, 2007

The cookie ate my baby. I know it. And, God, the teeth on that thing!

ccarver30 · Jul 25, 2007

^^ you spelled "dingo" wrong.

Celia Cyanide · Jul 25, 2007

I'm green! Eat me, bananas! Tumbling blocks for my sins! GO!

Shwebb · Jul 25, 2007

For the love of Pete, will someone turn down this thread? It's too loud! And the salad is dressing.

Pass tomorrow's bananas today, before they get too green.

BenPanced · Jul 25, 2007

Elton John's greatest song:

Solar Prestige A Gammon
Oh ma cameo molesting
Kee pa a poorer for tea
Solar prestige a gammon
Lantern or turbert paw kwee

Solar prestige a gammon
Kool kar kyrie kay salmon
Hair ring molassis abounding
Common lap kitch sardin a poor floundin

Cod ee say oo pay a loto
My zeta prestige toupay a floored
Ray indee pako a gammon
Solar prestige a pako can nord

Sassee · Jul 25, 2007

Damn it, I knew that shrubbery would come back to haunt me.

robeiae · Jul 25, 2007

There is no "I" in meatloaf.

Stew21 · Jul 25, 2007

go with JC to the highlands, then hop down the hall backwards.

Roger J Carlson · Jul 25, 2007

My Life

Kate Thornton · Jul 25, 2007

Bumpity bump bump bump if you miss the stairs you're in for a smooth flight.

Fingers · Jul 25, 2007

You know you cant here from there dont you? So I have to ask if you walk to work or take your lunch? It is impolite to walk on a carrier thrower. (Did you eve pump gas? you know you can teach a monkey to pump gas)

yer pal Brian

Del · Jul 25, 2007

Since the senses seek to sense the sense in the senseless, it is senseless to seek the sense for there is no sense and the seeking senses simply go on seeking...senselessly. This actually makes sense so posting it in a senseless thread is senseless, therefore the senseless act of posting this in a senseless thread is entirely appropriate because it is senseless to make any sense here.

aadams73 · Jul 25, 2007

I am the walrus.

WordGypsy · Jul 25, 2007

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything because everything revolves around nothing. Hello green dandylion. Pigs smeel frunky.

Sassee · Jul 25, 2007

The suitcase is on the porch and the mailman is in the fridge. Don't forget to take your little brother out to fly before we leave. He gets cranky without his leg.

Meaney · Jul 26, 2007

Word on the street is "XING AHEAD." It's painted on in big yellow letters. I think it's Pinyin for something. "Death," maybe. There is a lot of death on the roads. It could be a council initiative to reduce the road toll. Like on the Coquihalla Highway; the toll is $10! That's a lot cheaper than death, though, so perhaps it's working. Funerals can easily run into the thousands.

Celia Cyanide · Jul 26, 2007

robeiae said:
There is no "I" in meatloaf.

But there is an "M" and an "E."

Del · Jul 26, 2007

Celia Cyanide said:
But there is an "M" and an "E."

Wow. Who'd have thought. Meatloaf = Medical Examiner.

I am awed. And you thought that up?

shakeysix · Jul 26, 2007

pretty crappy

someone lived in a pretty crappy town with down so many cocks calling up and 'round--(lo siento e.e.) --s6

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