Auction #86 - Vowel Movements!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 22, 2007

Gods alone know why, but Pete and Carrie would like to do another Variety Hour auction! Since they're cheap and easy, the price is the same as last time: Anyone who ponies up five bucks will get a role in the upcoming Pete & Carrie Variety Hour V: Vowel Movements (See??? It's already got a kickass awesomely cool title!)

To refresh your memory, since it's been MONTHS since their last installment, here are the previous Variety Hours...

Variety Hour I
Variety Hour II
Variety Hour III**
Variety Hour IV

**This is the result of Auction 25!

Because of Pete's impending baby and Carrie’s work schedule, they are not able to accept any ridiculously insane deadlines, but they will make an effort to have it completed and posted within a reasonable time of the close of the auction.

Special requests will be considered. I'm sure OFG will want a repeat of all those torrid affairs, but be careful! Tlblack requested she be anything other than a gnarled fortuneteller! And alleycat paid five bucks to NOT be included, and you can see how THAT turned out.

This insanity-inspired auction will end at 8pm, CST, July 28, 2007. Bidding starts now!

Don’t miss your chance to be immortalized in Pete and Carrie’s Variety Hour V:

VOWEL MOVEMENTS!

Bidder Up!

poetinahat · Jul 22, 2007

Oo! Can we nominate others with our five bucks?

Heh heh heh.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 22, 2007

You bet! Post a list with your total bid and they'll do you proud!

CACTUSWENDY · Jul 22, 2007

Boy,
You suckered me in on this one.
Here I thought I was going to see some ESS and ASS getting their groove on.
I will have to think about this now.

kristie911 · Jul 22, 2007

Oh what the hell...I'll throw in $5.

I think I know better than to make requests. So, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I trust their judgement. :roll:

Birol · Jul 22, 2007

Carrie, did Pete clear this with you first or is this something Rllgthunder has volunteered both of you for?

ETA: I've been informed that my initial assumption was wrong and this is All Carrie's Fault.*

*Per Pete. Of course, he's a professional storyteller and we all know what that means.

PeeDee · Jul 22, 2007

Carrie keeps forcing me to do these! After her crazy deadline idea from the last one, I said enough'snuff! But nooo!

*sigh*

Oh well. Fortunately I have thick files of filthy secrets on all of you.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

All of us?!?

PeeDee · Jul 23, 2007

I'm afraid so. Honestly, it makes a fellow give up hope for humanity, it really does.

Dearest Ol' Fashioned Girl, I wouldst not protest too much, lest I divulge...the noodle incident?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

No one was there but me! I categorically and emphatically deny everything! I didn't do anything you wouldn't have done... no one can prove ANYthing! No one can even DISPROVE anything! I'm innocent I tell you. Innocent!

kristie911 · Jul 23, 2007

Hmmmm...me thinks the lady doth protest too much! :roll:

PeeDee · Jul 23, 2007

Her nickname in the state of Montana is still "Noodlin' Nelly," or at least, it would be if she were ever let back into the state of Montana again.

It was a harrowing experience. I cannot believe that, by Grabthar's Hammer, I lived to tell the tail.

Birol · Jul 23, 2007

Grabthar's Hammar? What? You think all science fiction shows are "historical documents"?

Okay. Put me down for $5.

What's the minimum $$ amount the Terrible Two need before they write this thing?

PeeDee · Jul 23, 2007

That's up to Carrie. A minimum isn't too shabby of an idea. We SHOULD have one. We ARE supastahs after all.

I know *I* won't start writing anything for a few days, 'till Wife & I & Kid get back from the hospital. Then, we'll run it off. Or stagger it out.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

PeeDee said:
It was a harrowing experience. I cannot believe that, by Grabthar's Hammer, I lived to tell the tail.

To tell the WHAT? :roll:

PeeDee · Jul 23, 2007

Oh! Sorry. I didn't meant to drop that telling hint about the events that happened. I doubt anyone made the connection though. I doubt they were moooved to think about it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

And now you're insulting my bull! Well!

Soccer Mom · Jul 23, 2007

You should know that the title of this thread would lure me in to haunt again.

whooooooooooooo!

I'll pony up my $5. And since JeanneTGC is out of town, I'll put five in for her. We usually get into trouble together anyhoo.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

As it stands so far:

Cactuswendy: Thinking

kristie911: $5.

Birol: $5.

Soccer Mom: $10 (for herself and JeanneTGC)

OFG: $5 (Yeah, and I wanna hear all about that Noodle Incident, too!)

CACTUSWENDY · Jul 23, 2007

clean as the fresh fallen snow....

Ok....Put me in for $5.00.

But I'm warning you... :e2shrug:

You will find I live a very boring life.

(and where were you Soccer Mom...on the baked goodies? Was looking for a good run for the brownies against you.)

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

Revised! As it stands so far:

Cactuswendy: $5.

kristie911: $5.

Birol: $5.

Soccer Mom: $10 (for herself and JeanneTGC)

OFG: $5.

Silver King · Jul 23, 2007

SK is in also.

If he gets drunk again and offers to pay for everyone, please DO NOT take him up on his offer.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 23, 2007

Revised! As it stands so far:

Birol: $5.
Cactuswendy: $5.
kristie911: $5.
OFG: $5.
Poetinahat: Making his list, checkin' it twice...
Silver King: $5.
Soccer Mom: $10 (for herself and JeanneTGC)

PeeDee · Jul 23, 2007

CACTUSWENDY said:
Ok....Put me in for $5.00.

But I'm warning you... You will find I live a very boring life.

(and where were you Soccer Mom...on the baked goodies? Was looking for a good run for the brownies against you.)

Boring life? Who cares. It wouldn't stop us if you were clinically dead. In fact, that would feed wonderfully into several jokes, but never mind.

C'mon, pony up, pony up the green!

Whoops, I have to leave for the hospital now. I'll pester you people later.

Carrie in PA · Jul 23, 2007

kristie911 said:
So, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I trust their judgement.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! YOU FOOL!!!!!! :roll:

Birol said:
ETA: I've been informed that my initial assumption was wrong and this is All Carrie's Fault.*

Lies. Vicious lies.

CACTUSWENDY said:
But I'm warning you... You will find I live a very boring life.

*flips through a stack of photos and pauses at the goats*

Boring? Oh. I think not.

Auction #86 - Vowel Movements!

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