Danger Jane is up to the challenge.

Yes, another AW'r has gone to the rep store and earned our admiration and a thread all her own.

Danger Jane has shown pluck and spunk, she is newer to the rep aquisition process than most but has been quick to give and clever enough to merit receiving.


If you don't yet know the sheer joys of reading Danger Jane's posts, I invite you to begin today.

Become a Danger Jane Groupie.


How?
Rep her every post.
Subscribe to her every thread.
Put her on your Mybuddy list.
PM her with questions about health care, Harry Potter conspiracy theory, exit strategies in Iraq, ballancing the budget, chosing a spouse and e-trades that involve short selling.

Make her number of posts less than the number of reps she has received.


This thread is an invitation to you to come to know the brilliance of Danger Jane comments in her posts.

Rep her every hour, on the hour, she's better than listening to traffic and weather. Let's see if we can lift her not one but two levels in a day.

That gentle ladies and gentlemen is the goal.

Writing to urge lurkers to at the very least, rep Danger Jane, if not leave a note here saying, I lurk but for Danger Jane, I will reveal all.

For those who wonder how to get their own thread of greatness, I opened a rep thread store in the Obsessive Rep Checker's club, with 2, 5 and 10 point levels. Three customers, Ol'Fashioned Girl, Danger Jane and lostgirl repped enough to earn the honor of a thread all their own. Now, flush with success, I have chosen to raise my prices so as to allow myself to continue to have a life. If you are serious about wanting a thread all your own with my beautiful flattering prose to support it, the prices have gone up by a factor of ten. That's right, 20, 50 and 100 reps respectively. PM privately if you would care for simple affirmation in a post, that remains a relative discount at 10 reps a pop.
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"All of Human Behavior lies within the Artist's scope.... Maybe not yours." --Geoffrey Chaucer, "The Knight's Tale"

He could feel much better if he just would rep me the prerequisite 100 times needed to have his own thread. We'd know he was serious about being praised.

Compliments are running a bit low, we need to get to the next page.

Danger Jane is better than getting the Harry Potter book two days early.
Danger Jane would not put the spoiler pages on the internet if she did get the Harry Potter book two days early because her heart is pure.
Danger Jane would however, go and stomp on the fun destroying spleen of the muggle of all muggles who did, if she knew the address because she believes in justice.
Danger Jane would not however take the book away from the kids that got the book early because she is wise enough to have perspective on these kind of things and we only have 9 hours to go.
Danger Jane could take the place of David Letterman or Jay Leno, except she would be funny.