GOING INSANE! HELP! HELP! HELP!

walk over quietly. Put you hand on her popping hand, squeeze until she looks up. When she does with some horror at the vise grip you have on her, say quietly, "you mind?"

Paste Hello Kitty all over her cubicle. It would serve her right!

Dude, not cool. Is there anything you can do to drive HER nuts??

Suffocate her with it?

Start singing, "Lollipop, lollipop oh lolli-lolli-lolli, lollipop!" op: badumdumdum" repeat.

aadams73 said:

Suffocate her with it?

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Film at 11.

Stew21 said:

Start singing, "Lollipop, lollipop oh lolli-lolli-lolli, lollipop!" op: badumdumdum" repeat.

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This is the song that doesn't end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
Forever and forever singing just because—
This is the song that doesn't end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
Forever and forever singing just because—

She'll be begging for mercy.

giftedrhonda said:

Dude, not cool. Is there anything you can do to drive HER nuts??

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Give her a sheet of bubble wrap that's already been popped.

Clip your toe nails. Flick them at her.

Stand up and yell, "OMG, would you stop farting? I'm trying to breathe here!"

Take some ali™, eat a greasy pizza, and rip a few.

Call someone on the phone. say in a really loud voice that sounds like it is attempting to be a whisper "I am afraid I might cause harm to myself or someone else. I'm hearing things. tiny little gunshots ringing in my head. They are calling me to the bell tower now. I just wanted you to know."

I LOVE bubblewrap...especially the huuuuggge bubbles!!!!

On the other hand...sitting right next to someone...I'd be a bit more cooth. Hmmm...what to do, what to do....you could pass gas...warn her that for every pop she makes, you'll crackle...tell her to get milk...the two of you can be a bowl of Rice Crispies...bet she'll get the hint...
If not, be more subtle: spit!
I HATE when a man spits!!!

Everytime she pops one you could say, "Bang! you're dead." she pops, you say "Bang! You're dead." POP "Bang! You're dead."

You have my sympathy, but I think this is exactly the kind of thing iPods and earphones were made for. Have some sympathy for someone else's stress relief activity.

When dclary posts, I read/respond. Period. I don't care if he was trying to figure out how many blades of grass grow every .05 seconds.

He makes me laugh.
He makes me think.

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When dclary posts, I read/respond. Period. I don't care if he was trying to figure out how many blades of grass grow every .05 seconds.

He makes me laugh.
He makes me think.

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You do realize his ego is going to feed off of this for years, don't you? Do you know what kind of responsibility goes with the care and feeding of a Deek Ego? Do you have any idea what you are in for?

WELL? DO YOU?

A girl at my last job tortured me by singing "Delta Dawn" and it stuck w/ me forever and a day.

oh Damnit - now it stuck in my head again. Anyone got bubble wrap?

Hum "It's A Small World" and get progessively louder. Works with Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" as well (think the scene in Jaws where Quint goes to buy piano wire and the clarinet kid is there, practicing while he waits for the clerk to get new reeds. It's one of the funniest scenes in the movie).

Or, steal her wrap, twist all the bubbles out, and hand it back with a sheepish, "Oops... I couldn't help myself."

They pop, you sing:

*pop*

...goes the weasel.

*pop*

...goes the weasel.

*pop*

...goes the weasel.

*pop*

...goes the weasel.

ad infinitum.

I like Trish's idea the best. Sounds good. As a matter of fact, I'm ready to wrap my hands around someone's neck at work right now (though bubble wrap is not our issue). Aughh, today must just be one of those days.

Chunky's a dork but so far he has the best idea.







Play the drums on your table with a couple of pencils and ask her if she has a cow bell.