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Gentlemen: Headless torso or Paris Hilton?
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Why do I have a feeling headless torso is going to win this one by landslide?
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I know I'm not the only one who thinks Paris is still kinda sexy, even if she's a wee bit skankier with jail-time on her C.V.
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If the girl ate a sandwich or three, I'd stoop that low after calling Goodyear to make me a high performance condom.
ETA - She wouldn't be allowed to talk, correct?
Yeah, I'm ok with the no-talking part. And I'm not sure I'd want to have sex with her. But she's a pretty girl, and a guy could do worse than to have her on his arm at a party.
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It's got to be PH. She's entertaining. However, it's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Does Paris gain the same kind of "I've served time" charisma that OJ and Mike Tyson gained with women when they got released?
Humm. Skinny, ex con, blonde. Does she have tattoos? Naw never mind. I just can't stoop that low. And I'm an ex biker!
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How about a headless Paris Hilton? The brilliant R. Crumb once did a comic based on that general idea.