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Please do not laugh. Hubby has a bunch of business associates coming into town for a couple of days -- sort of 'career important' shit. Everything has to be perfect, we have to make the right impression (I am not good at this stuff at the best of times!!). The problem is last week I took our dog to the vet and he put her on heart meds and a new diet -- and THAT's the problem. The dog is very...odorously effervescent. I called the vet -- heart health trumps bad gas, and besides, it takes on average three to five days for the food to clear her system so even if I changed her food now it would make no difference. (The also 'don't consider a farting dog to be a medical emergency'). I can't keep her locked up because she panics and barks non-stop (not proper background noise for a dinner party). And yes, it is very bad!!!!! We're talking eye-watering here, even outside becuase she always slips under the table to be close to me.
OMG -- she always sits close to me. I just realized that! Oh crap, they will all think its me! Please or please, someone have some idea of how I can made her stop!!
OMG -- she always sits close to me. I just realized that! Oh crap, they will all think its me! Please or please, someone have some idea of how I can made her stop!!