The "BITE ME!" Thread

thethinker42 · Jul 14, 2007

Welcome to the BITE ME thread. Here, you tell all the people who have pissed you off to "BITE ME", especially those whom you can't tell in person (bosses, in-laws, children, etc). Very entertaining, and even more therapeutic.

So...who do you want to say "BITE ME" to today?

thethinker42 · Jul 14, 2007

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Siddow · Jul 14, 2007

Feel better?

I'd like to tell the folks at Lowe's to BITE ME.

And that arrogant plumber can BITE ME. I'm not a dingbat, you a-hole.

Jersey Chick · Jul 14, 2007

To my next door neighbor, who can't string together a sentence without a least a dozen four-letter words, who lets his dumb dogs run free so I can't walk my dog until they go inside, and who is incapable of talking at less than a shout - BITE ME!

To the spammers who load my webmail box with 6,487,953 emails for Viagra and Wonderdik (what the hell is that anyway???) - BITE ME

To my newspaper person, who seems to think I only want my paper on alternating Fridays in months beginning with Q - BITE ME!

whew - I feel better now!

tourdeforce · Jul 14, 2007

I have no current issues with anyone.

sunna · Jul 14, 2007

Oh, I'm all over this one.

To my coworker who whined about my taking a half-day off and leaving her with a project that was hers in the first place, apparently forgetting that it's been, oh, 4 months since I took a single day of vacation...BITE ME.

To that guy who tried to cut me off in traffic this morning and yelled at me for not letting him do it, BITE ME.

And last but not least, to my MIL, who made me sit through 4 flippin' hours of slides last night from my husband's childhood...in which she was prominently figured or the only person in every single one - BITE ME, you egomaniacal, passive-agressive psycho. And have a safe trip back to CA.

And to my husband, when he gets back from dropping her off at the airport....BITE ME. There. Mmn.

Yep, I feel better.

thethinker42 · Jul 14, 2007

Amazingly therapeutic, isn't it? LOL

And to my cat who just bit me...um...please don't bite me again....but BITE ME!!

The Lady · Jul 14, 2007

To a member of another site where I frequent (and where we are attempting to organise a meet up)who cannot understand despite me telling her nicely that Ireland and England are two different countries, and thus is construing every vote for Ireland, as a vote for the UK. It's got me so annoyed I probably won't bother participating in the meet up. It's.....Not.......The .......Same......Country. Bite Me!

Silver King · Jul 14, 2007

To that cute girl who laughed at my willy nearly forty years ago when I showed it to her during second grade recess...BITE ME! (Good thing she didn't...)

Jaycinth · Jul 14, 2007

Preemptive strike....

...to any one who might even consider on annoying me next week....

yeah....BITE ME...I freaking dare you!

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 14, 2007

Silver King said:
To that cute girl who laughed at my willy nearly forty years ago when I showed it to her during second grade recess...BITE ME! (Good thing she didn't...)

I'm sorry I did that, SK. But you have to admit, it is kinda funny looking.

Oh wait, I can't cop to be in second grade forty years ago. I'm old, but not that old.

cool_st_elizabeth · Jul 14, 2007

Don't get me started ...

To my ex-friend B.W., who doesn't own a computer and can barely read, so I'll say whatever I want, thank you very much: After my husband and I loaned you money which we could ill afford, and 1-1/2 years later you still haven't paid us back ... after we drove you all over town to everywhere you wanted to go, you had the nerve to complain that our car was dirty ... then you called and told me I was a punk-ass friend ... BITE ME!

Jersey Chick · Jul 14, 2007

To the agent who rejected me after "carefully considering" a synopsis I didn't send - BITE ME

Mom'sWrite · Jul 14, 2007

To the Internal Revenue Service who thinks that they are entitled to a ridiculous amount of money just because they want it...BITE ME.

To the Internal Revenue Service agent who took pictures of our house and our cars so that they can add them to their wish lists...BITE ME and look, I'm waving at you with my one finger.

Kida Adelyne · Jul 14, 2007

To my boss who told my mother that he wanted me to come in at 2 today instead of telling me despite the fact that I was working last night, so I didn't get the message until 1am... BITE ME!

(I called and told him I couldn't come in, so BITE ME again, j-a)

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 14, 2007

To my BIL, for stealing $9000 from my FIL who had Alzheimer's, BITE ME.

To my ex-best GF in HS and college, for wearing white to my wedding: BIIIIITE ME.

To the client who cancelled her cars then chewed me out when she lost her multi-line discount (after both the agent and I warned her she would) and called the office in the middle of the night to leave a message for my boss on the recorder saying I needed some 'one-on-one personal training in customer service': I hope your daughter runs out from under the porch when you get home every night and BITES YOU: You know how much he cared? He gave me a $500 bonus that afternoon! BIIIIIIIIIITE THIS! :e2moon:

Soccer Mom · Jul 14, 2007

I don't really have anyone to put in this thread. I do the biting around here. Last jerk that tried to bite me got nipped something fierce.

Ohhhhhhhhh, wait. I do have someone. To the wench from the auditors office who doesn't know that I know she's being going around questioning some of my activities, but hasn't had the guts to actually ask me. BITE ME! C'mon, I dare ya.

Fingers · Jul 14, 2007

To the people in the HR Department of Port Plastics who fired me while I was waiting for surgery on my neck because I couldnt immediately return to work GO F... er KISS MY A.. umm, oh yeah BITE ME!

yer pal Brian

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 14, 2007

I didn't think anyone needed to bite me, but then I remembered two different boards I admin have been overrun with trolls lately. Bite me trolls. Those usernames aren't as anonymous as you think. I'm a Googling QUEEN. I got your ugly little kids' names (damn, his ears are BIG, get those suckers pinned back for him, wouldja?), your cheesy photobucket accounts with your boring vacation pictures, and your home phone numbers too.

Don't mess with me.

Unique · Jul 14, 2007

Silver King said:
To that cute girl who laughed at my willy nearly forty years ago when I showed it to her during second grade recess...BITE ME! (Good thing she didn't...)

It's not because I didn't try you know. . . .

althrasher · Jul 14, 2007

Devil Ledbetter said:
I didn't think anyone needed to bite me, but then I remembered two different boards I admin have been overrun with trolls lately. Bite me trolls. Those usernames aren't as anonymous as you think. I'm a Googling QUEEN. I got your ugly little kids' names (damn, his ears are BIG, get those suckers pinned back for him, wouldja?), your cheesy photobucket accounts with your boring vacation pictures, and your home phone numbers too.

Don't mess with me.

Still a newbie in many ways...not to hijack this thread, but...what are trolls?

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 14, 2007

althrasher said:
Still a newbie in many ways...not to hijack this thread, but...what are trolls?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

tourdeforce · Jul 14, 2007

Devil Ledbetter said:
I didn't think anyone needed to bite me, but then I remembered two different boards I admin have been overrun with trolls lately. Bite me trolls. Those usernames aren't as anonymous as you think. I'm a Googling QUEEN. I got your ugly little kids' names (damn, his ears are BIG, get those suckers pinned back for him, wouldja?), your cheesy photobucket accounts with your boring vacation pictures, and your home phone numbers too.

Don't mess with me.

Not cool.

Devil Ledbetter · Jul 14, 2007

tourdeforce said:
Not cool.

althrasher · Jul 14, 2007

Devil Ledbetter said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

Thanks, I'm slightly less lame now.

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