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Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 12:08 AM
The time has come! (Or if it hasn't, it's close!) Our beloved Jaycinth is rounding up the tins and about to buy the ingredients...


It's COOKIE TIME!

Depending on our timing, ladies and gentlemen, JayC will either bake Sunday and mail Monday, or she'll bake next Saturday and mail next Saturday... so, without further ado:

We're offering three batches of delicious, nutricious, low-calorie (I'm not real sure that's true), cookieness. Read the descriptions below and drool:


http://www.wcconfctr.citymaker.com/l/1000/1021_s.jpg

1)'Nutty Buddies' a tin packed full of chocolate chip, chocolate chip with walnuts and chocolate chip with pecans in honor of the temporary 'Hellokitization' of our favorite mixed nuts...Haggis, RT, and Rob.

Depending on size she can get 3-4 dozen cookies in a tin. (I'm not so sure how that relates to Haggis', RT's, or Rob's size, but we'll move right along...)


http://www.salliesbrownies.com/images/brownies/brownies_250x251.jpg

2) Brownies...with nuts...maybe a bit of fudge frosting if she can get away with it in this heat. In honor of Dawno's Jean Luc in a bow, and Poet's Hello Cthulu.


http://www.hamlethams.com/chocolateplus_tray1.png

3) A mixture of cookies..chip and nutty, brownies, and maybe a few scattered worm cookies...in honor of Mac changing Muse's Avatar to 'Rambo Kitty' for a few days.

We're going to start the bidding at the ridiculously low amount of $7.00 per offer. The usual rule of the auctions apply: Bids in increments of $1.00, please.

Alleycat and Unique have each sampled JayC's cooking and they're alive to tell about it... as a matter of fact, so am I! (Or I was, last time I checked.)

Bidding starts NOW and runs 'til 8PM, Okie time, Sunday, July 15! Bid now! Bid high! 'Cause you ain't gonna get any if you don't.


(Pics are of generic goodies... JayC's are MUCH prettier!)

wyntermoon
07-14-2007, 12:15 AM
$7!

MidnightMuse
07-14-2007, 12:21 AM
3) A mixture of cookies..chip and nutty, brownies, and maybe a few scattered worm cookies...in honor of Mac changing Muse's Avatar to 'Rambo Kitty' for a few days.


AHEM! Just for the record, 'twas MidnightMuse who changed MidnightMuse's avatar to Rambo Kitty for a couple of days. Until it made my eyes bleed :D

Now, back to the bidding war.

*this public service announcement was brought to you by Goodbye Kitty! The answer to rampant pinkness in your neighborhood*

alleycat
07-14-2007, 12:26 AM
Just keep Eldragon from bringing back that flashing (woo hoo!) George Bush poster.

Thump
07-14-2007, 12:29 AM
Can I pay in Canadian stamps?

alleycat
07-14-2007, 12:32 AM
If you're being serious (who knows around here ;-):

PayPal lets you pay in either USD or CD. I think I'm right about that. They automatically do the currency conversion.

I know I tried to donate to a concern in Canada one time via PayPal and ended up paying them in Canadian dollars rather than US dollar.

Carrie in PA
07-14-2007, 01:17 AM
Can you get a batch without nuts? I'm nuts enough. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 01:25 AM
$7!

For which batch, m'dear?


AHEM! Just for the record, 'twas MidnightMuse who changed MidnightMuse's avatar to Rambo Kitty for a couple of days. Until it made my eyes bleed :D

Now, back to the bidding war.

*this public service announcement was brought to you by Goodbye Kitty! The answer to rampant pinkness in your neighborhood*

That's what I get for believing JayC...


Can you get a batch without nuts? I'm nuts enough. :D

Let's ask Jaycinth:

Hey, Jay! Can you cut the nuts!?!?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 01:26 AM
Oh. And your beloved auctioneer bids $15 for Batch 3. :D

alleycat
07-14-2007, 01:38 AM
Hey, Jay! Can you cut the nuts!?!?
What a leading question . . .

wyntermoon
07-14-2007, 01:42 AM
Whoops! Number three please!

Bmwhtly
07-14-2007, 01:43 AM
10 of your American dollars (Plus the Pony Express costs) for the first lot.

CACTUSWENDY
07-14-2007, 01:49 AM
:D <<<<<clearing throat.

$15.00 for #2........the Brownies. YUMMMMMMMMM

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 01:49 AM
So far:

Bmwhtly has $10 on Batch 1.

Cactuswendy's got $15 on Batch 2.

I've got $15 on Batch 3.

Carry on!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 01:50 AM
What a leading question . . .

I did that just for you guys.

CACTUSWENDY
07-14-2007, 01:52 AM
;) PPPPPPPssssssssttttt.....don't tell Soccor Mom about this. Please?:e2zipped:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 01:53 AM
Shhhhh! It'll be our little secret.

wyntermoon
07-14-2007, 02:17 AM
Oh. And your beloved auctioneer bids $15 for Batch 3. :D

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. I didn't see that! $17 on batch 3!

Carrie in PA
07-14-2007, 03:00 AM
$17 for #2, sans nuts. :D

wyntermoon
07-14-2007, 03:25 AM
$17 for #2, sans nuts. :D

You're already nuts enough?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 04:10 AM
Breaking News:

Bmwhtly has $10 on Batch 1.

Carrie in PA's got $17 on Batch 2... sans nuts!

I've got $20 on Batch 3... (As of this post! :D)...and I'll take Carrie's nuts! Er... uh... you know what I mean!

Ppppllllpth!

CACTUSWENDY
07-14-2007, 07:23 AM
:tongue $18 on the brownies...# 2...............:guns:


(lays my bullets on the table) Don't make me hurt you,......please.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 07:24 AM
Bmwhtly has $10 on Batch 1.

Back to Cactuswendy on Batch 2 with $18... and

I've got $20 on Batch 3...

kristie911
07-14-2007, 07:50 AM
Put me down for $12 on Batch 1!

Sorry Ben... :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-14-2007, 07:53 AM
Oooo, someone comes out of the shadows!

kristi911 has $12 on Batch 1.

Back to Cactuswendy on Batch 2 with $18... and

I've got $20 on Batch 3...

Carrie in PA
07-14-2007, 09:02 PM
$20 for the brownies. I'm getting close to PMS and will need a chocolate fix, lest I "accidentally" murder someone. :D

Jaycinth
07-14-2007, 09:17 PM
Well...I can try to 'neuter' the brownies, but that means I'll have to add chocolate chips..maybe even white chocolate chips..and maybe m&m's and frosting...

So, Yeah..the brownies can be 'pimped' to the bidder's order. Somewhat. I have to make them mailable.

I might also bake Tuesday and Mail Wednesday Morning.


Come on folks...if there is one thing I do 'good' it is to make incredibly fattening things.

All cookies and brownies will be made with butter and sugar...and more buttter and more sugar, and chocolate..and more butter.

Come on..

Ben...I know you want it,.....did I mention I bake chocolate chip cookies after I drive through the 'Brew Thru' in a whipped cream bikini???????

JennaGlatzer
07-14-2007, 09:33 PM
$15 on batch 1. :)

DeborahM
07-14-2007, 10:32 PM
$22 on batch #3 for me!

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 12:15 AM
:D ...digs deep into pocket.
$20.00 for the brownies.....with all the goodies....# 2.

I can take all the stuff you want to put in them. ;) (no maryjane please)

Now I will sit back and contemplate the lint in my navel. :rolleyes:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 12:23 AM
Oooooooooo! BIG bidding war!

Jenna has $15 on Batch 1.

After a mighty fight, Carrie in PA snatches Batch 2 from Cactuswendy, but Cactuswendy tries to take it back with a copycat $20 bid! Sorry, CW! Carrie has it at $20 - you'll have to dig a little deeper still... and

DeborahM! How COULD you! Taking Batch 3 away from your beloved auctioneer with $22!

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 12:31 AM
For the good of the board? :D

So...raise the stakes!!! :tongue

Inky
07-15-2007, 12:35 AM
For which batch, m'dear?



That's what I get for believing JayC...



Let's ask Jaycinth:

Hey, Jay! Can you cut the nuts!?!?

Can you say OUCH!
I'd bid, but being we're in Germany, and everything goes through Customs....they'd make up some story about suspecting the package....and I'd receive crumbs...CRUMBS, I tell ya!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 12:36 AM
:wag: Bwahahahaha! A CHALLENGE!

$25 for Batch 3!

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 12:42 AM
Back at cha! $30 for batch 3! :D

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 12:43 AM
After a mighty fight, Carrie in PA snatches Batch 2 from Cactuswendy, but Cactuswendy tries to take it back with a copycat $20 bid! Sorry, CW! Carrie has it at $20 - you'll have to dig a little deeper still... and


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your nefarious plot has FAILED, Cactus!!!!!! Keep bringin' it on, baby, I'm ready for ya!!! :box:


Well...I can try to 'neuter' the brownies, but that means I'll have to add chocolate chips..maybe even white chocolate chips..and maybe m&m's and frosting...

So, Yeah..the brownies can be 'pimped' to the bidder's order. Somewhat. I have to make them mailable.

I might also bake Tuesday and Mail Wednesday Morning.


Come on folks...if there is one thing I do 'good' it is to make incredibly fattening things.

All cookies and brownies will be made with butter and sugar...and more buttter and more sugar, and chocolate..and more butter.

Come on..

Ben...I know you want it,.....did I mention I bake chocolate chip cookies after I drive through the 'Brew Thru' in a whipped cream bikini???????

If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now. If I were a lesbian, I would *so* be all over you! :D :D :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 12:49 AM
::sigh:: Damn. If I want that mixed batch, I'm gonna have to work overtime...::sigh::

Jenna has $15 on Batch 1.

After a mighty fight, Carrie in PA snatches Batch 2 from Cactuswendy, but Cactuswendy tries to take it back with a copycat $20 bid! Sorry, CW! Carrie has it at $20 - you'll have to dig a little deeper still... and

DeborahM's done it once more! She's taken Batch 3 away from your beloved auctioneer again with $30!

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 01:34 AM
:wag: $22.00 for the BROWNIES......# 2

Hey OFG......come here.

(Is there any way I can like....pass you a few bucks to ban someone? Just till Monday morning.)

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 01:40 AM
I HEARD THAT!!!

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! **ban me till Monday...sniff...I was only trying to help raise money...sniff***

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 01:48 AM
Jenna's hangin' on tight to Batch 1 with her $15.

Cactuswendy dug a little deeper and reclaimed Batch 2 with a $22 bid!... and

DeborahM's quakin' in her boots, worried about bannination as Yours Truly tries to find another fiver to regain Batch 3 with a bid over $30! Any bid over $30!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 01:49 AM
I HEARD THAT!!!

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! **ban me till Monday...sniff...I was only trying to help raise money...sniff***


Awwww, relax, Deb! I don't have the godly power of bannination...

... but... but... aha!

I know people who DO!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

san_remo_ave
07-15-2007, 02:00 AM
Batch #3 looks yummy, OFG. I'll bid $33!

Bmwhtly
07-15-2007, 02:29 AM
$15 on batch 1. :)Dare I take on Arch-chancellor Jenna in a bidding war?


Ben...I know you want it,.....did I mention I bake chocolate chip cookies after I drive through the 'Brew Thru' in a whipped cream bikini???????I dare.

$23

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 04:44 AM
Awwww, relax, Deb! I don't have the godly power of bannination...

... but... but... aha!

I know people who DO!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bannination for helping earn money, I don't think so...however...out bidding you, that's a good possibility!!! :D



Batch #3 looks yummy, OFG. I'll bid $33!

Sanremoave, I'll make it $35 on batch #3! :D

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 05:01 AM
:wag: $22.00 for the BROWNIES......# 2

Hey OFG......come here.


(Is there any way I can like....pass you a few bucks to ban someone? Just till Monday morning.)

HEY! :wag:

Now I'll have to bring out the big guns! :guns:

$25 for #2.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 05:10 AM
What an auction! I love it when I have trouble sorting out the fun and condensing the bids!

Bmwhtly's changed direction and has challenged Mama Jenna's claim to Batch 1 with his $23 bid.

Carrie in PA takes Batch 2 with a $25 bid!... and

Even tho Sanremoave held them for a brief time, DeborahM's jerked them out of San's hands and is hanging on tight with her latest $35 bid for Batch 3...

... what'll happen NEXT? :)

Silver King
07-15-2007, 05:38 AM
I'll go $30 for #1 please. :)

Jaycinth
07-15-2007, 05:53 AM
the butter..it is warm and ..buttery..and I'm going to take it and ..smooth...it out and mix it with ..brown sugar...then I'm going to....
....
..
...

beat it...

with a wooden spoon

and then I'm going to ...
...fold.....

in eggs and ..

add....


chocolate...

of...
many..many..

kinds....

and...oh...
oh...


Come on Carrie..

you know you want it..

with 2 kinds of chocolate chips...

and..

truffle-blended....

cocoa...

frosting....

Jaycinth
07-15-2007, 05:56 AM
Folks!!

CINDY registered trademark 'Comedy Caberet'......

has just agreed to have her breasts made into cookies and she'll sign them for you.!!!

Oh...for bid #1 or 3...not both...which ever is higher...

Tee hee..

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 05:56 AM
Do you talk dirty to all your high bidders, or am I special??? :roll:

Silver King
07-15-2007, 05:57 AM
Phew. Jay's description has me thinking I'm not paying enough.

I'll go four hundred $40 instead for #1.

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 05:59 AM
Just kinda makes your mouth water doesn't it?

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 06:00 AM
Phew. Jay's description has me thinking I'm not paying enough.

I'll go four hundred $40 instead.

Showoff. :tongue

Silver King
07-15-2007, 06:10 AM
Just kinda makes your mouth water doesn't it?


Showoff. :tongue
Don't test me or I'll bid $50 without a counter offer. ;)

Maybe I'm just hungry. I learned long ago never to grocery shop on an empty stomach. In a way, I feel that way now as I ogle the offerings, imagining how they'd taste as they quench my thirst for sweets.

Man, I'm starving! :)

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 06:12 AM
I know what you mean seeing those pics! Made me hungry for some chocolate and I sent Christie Ann to the kitchen for some frozen Snickers! I couldn't help it!!!

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 06:44 AM
:rant: well now I have to go back and see how much I have to raise this to again....be right back......

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 06:47 AM
;) May have to go out and find a street corner to work...I mean to stand on.....

ok.....sigh......#2 THE BROWNIES.......(without maryjane) but everything else.......

$26.00

* still think OFG should have taken me up on the banning thingy.

san_remo_ave
07-15-2007, 07:51 AM
Sanremoave, I'll make it $35 on batch #3! :D

$37 it is! Batch #3. I love cookies, but who can resist cookies and brownies? ;)

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 07:59 AM
Okay...$38 on batch #3

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 09:25 AM
$27!!!!!!!!!!!

kristie911
07-15-2007, 02:15 PM
I think I'm going to have to go home and bake brownies...damn you people and your chocolate!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 04:35 PM
We're comin' into the final streatch, folks!

Silver Streak (Oh! I mean 'King', Silver King!) comes flying out from the gate to grab Batch 1 out of Ben's mits with a blinding $30 bid which he promptly ups to $40 in a brave effort to stave off losing!

And after some tug-o'-war, Carrie in PA retains Batch 2 with a $27 bid!...

AND, folks, I suspect DeborahM's serious about hanging on to Batch 3. She's managed to hang on to it so far with her latest $38 bid!

To top things off, I asked what would happen next and THIS appears!


Folks!!

CINDY registered trademark 'Comedy Caberet'......

has just agreed to have her breasts made into cookies and she'll sign them for you.!!!

Oh...for bid #1 or 3...not both...which ever is higher...

Tee hee..

Now, I don't have a clue how big Cindy's breasts are, but the fact they're breasts ought to send this auction to the Moon! (Or get it locked, I'm not sure which!)

Bidder up!

san_remo_ave
07-15-2007, 06:01 PM
$40 on batch 3!

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 06:07 PM
:e2tongue: Good morning everyone. Had such 'sweet' dreams last night only to wake up and see that the brownies that were almost within my grasp.......sigh......never mind. :e2cookie:

$28.00 for the BROWNIES...# 2 (wiping drool from the corners of my mouth)

:cry:

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 06:32 PM
GOOD MORNING, CACTUS WENDY! $29 HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING, CACTUS WENDY? $29 I SURE HOPE YOU SLEPT GOOD LAST NIGHT! $29 AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!

:D

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 06:55 PM
:e2bummed:sniff.....sniff......................... .................. :Wha: I feel so......used.

I will have to clear out the car and see if some coins might have found their way in there. Crush some soda cans and sell them. Blood bank is closed on Sundays. I will be back.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 07:12 PM
Silver King's $40 for Batch 1 is holding strong...

And after some more tug-o'-war, Carrie in PA is hanging on tooth-n-toenail to Batch 2 with a $29 bid!... this is a grudge match, folks. I suspect they'll strip down to their underwear and wrestle in a pool of semi-soft Jello before this is over at 8PM, Okie time, tonight!

Sanremoave's trying the subtle, quiet approach on Batch 3. She's whispered a $40 bid in my ear to take it from DeborahM!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-15-2007, 07:12 PM
Oh! And, guys, don't forget those Boobie Cookies!

TrainofThought
07-15-2007, 07:41 PM
Mmmm… for #1. I could swipe them away from SK because he is battling a hangover. Should I bid? I can’t :( my hips and thighs won’t let me, besides, SK will enjoy the boobie cookies more than I will. :D

Jaycinth
07-15-2007, 07:56 PM
Do you talk dirty to all your high bidders, or am I special??? :roll:

You were mainstreamed after they got your PHENTARMINE balance right.

Don't you remember?

san_remo_ave
07-15-2007, 07:56 PM
Oh! And, guys, don't forget those Boobie Cookies!

The day is young, OFG. The day is young.

My DH may be along shortly to goose the bidding, so to speak....

Jaycinth
07-15-2007, 08:03 PM
I had a thought:

I can make a thick, truffle like frosting, and put M&M's or even butterscotch pieces on it, and then attempt to put a white chocolate shell over the thing.

what is that...1,500...2,000 calories?

Chocolate chips and M&M's.....

Well...if I do that I'll have to put some of the M&M's in some of the cookies.......

....and worms in the rest......

Jaycinth
07-15-2007, 08:07 PM
Mmmm… for #1. I could swipe them away from SK because he is battling a hangover. Should I bid? I can’t :( my hips and thighs won’t let me, besides, SK will enjoy the boobie cookies more than I will. :D


Don't be silly...it won't take more than an hour to burn off most of the calories in one of my cookies.

Less than an hour. I have this workout, you see...

well...ask Kristie.....

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 08:25 PM
$42 on batch #3! :snoopy:

Bmwhtly
07-15-2007, 08:29 PM
Now, I don't have a clue how big Cindy's breasts areUmmmm...

*Shifts nervously*

No Comment

*Walks nonchalantly out the door*

*Runs like heck for the Cabaret*

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 10:00 PM
;) Maybe it's time to change my approach.

Yeah...that's the way to do it. See....I am tall and ah...willowy and there is not enough 'phat' food in the world to help me. So in order to keep what few pounds I do have I need all the rich, lush, yummy Brownies I can get. Now ....for those of you that feel sorry for me.....please allow me to have these for the small sum of $30.00. Is that asking too much?

(OFG...should I pour it on more? Am looking for any means I can to get those suckers.......)

:Sun: <<<<<<<my best smile.

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 10:07 PM
I feel sorry for you!



























Sorry that you're outbid again! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! $31

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 10:20 PM
:Jaw: You know OFG, someone is really bugging me. Hum.
Will ponder this some more.....and get back to ya.

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 10:23 PM
Where in the heck is Soccer Mom? (counts blessings I don't have her to battle also.):D

Carrie in PA
07-15-2007, 10:31 PM
:Jaw: You know OFG, someone is really bugging me. Hum.
Will ponder this some more.....and get back to ya.


Man, that sucks! Let me know who it is and I'll rough them up for you!

:roll: :roll:

san_remo_ave
07-15-2007, 11:03 PM
*sigh*

OK, Deb. $43 for batch #3. I might have to wait to see Harry Potter a second time until next payday as a result...

*sigh*

But I hear those worm cookies are not to be missed, and now DH has learnt of boobie cookies, and I cannot let this go without a fight. What's a girl to do?

*big sigh*

I hope Harry's worth it....

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 11:11 PM
Sorry, a girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I'm buying these for my 8 year old niece, who's spending the summer with me. Did that work?

$44 for batch #3.

Birol
07-15-2007, 11:13 PM
Seems to be some rather fierce bidding going on here.

Silver King
07-15-2007, 11:26 PM
Seems to be some rather fierce bidding going on here.
Notice how no one is messing with the crazy fish, Lori? They know better. :e2teeth:

Birol
07-15-2007, 11:31 PM
Uh huh. More likely they're in the corner plotting to gang up against you.

CACTUSWENDY
07-15-2007, 11:38 PM
;) shuuuuush....

Keep that kind of thinking away from this auction...please.

Birol
07-15-2007, 11:41 PM
Why? I only exist to stir up trouble.

DeborahM
07-15-2007, 11:48 PM
Notice how no one is messing with the crazy fish, Lori? They know better. :e2teeth:

It also didn't hurt coming out of the gate with a large bid to back them off!! Talk about a serious bidder!

Don't you think CA will enjoy that #3 Batch? She's smiling and drooling over the picture and keeps asking how long till I win?

Have a gread day with the dinner and friends!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 01:14 AM
Silver King's $40 for Batch 1 is hangin' in there...

After even MORE tug-o'-war, Carrie in PA has a death grip on Batch 2 with a $31 bid!... the grudge match continues, folks!

Deb's back strong with $44 on Batch 3... but there's 4 hours left...

Jaycinth
07-16-2007, 01:57 AM
Let me add that OFG's pic is of what a generic brownie will look like...not MY brownie.

My brownies are not nearly as...as...common.

Remember.....batch # 3 is the only one that includes the famous WORM COOKIES...ask Unique....ask Alley Cat...

Mmmmmmmm Worm cookies...mmmmmmmm

I have all of the ingredients.... I do not intend to cook until I can bake and mail within 12 hours. I DO NOT USE PRESERVATIVES (although sugar is technically a preservative...)

So I guess the means..tomorrow...I will hit the gym then come home and do some absolute baking......

excuse me....EXTREME BAKING.


Psssssst Carrie...chocolate with chocolate and chocolate and topped with ..chocolate.....

Pssst Silver King... Cindy's signature...

Oh My...looks like Deb is going to get Cindy's signature......


I really LOVE baking. (I love bacon, too, but I do not share that.)

Jaycinth
07-16-2007, 01:59 AM
Sorry, a girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I'm buying these for my 8 year old niece, who's spending the summer with me. Did that work?

$44 for batch #3.

Oh...for your niece? I won't include Cindy's addition...but I will include some extra 'wormy' cookies.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 03:03 AM
Come on, folks... ya'll aren't gonna let Silver, Carrie, and Deborah walk away with all this chocolate, are you?!?

TrainofThought
07-16-2007, 03:13 AM
Phew. Jay's description has me thinking I'm not paying enough.

I'll go four hundred $40 instead for #1.SK is watching his girlish figure, so I'll bid $45.


Don't be silly...it won't take more than an hour to burn off most of the calories in one of my cookies.

Less than an hour. I have this workout, you see...

well...ask Kristie.....I'll double my workout for your cookies. AW has been getting a lot of my money lately, but I can't pass up these auction items and bidding is orgasmic.

*I should have my direct deposit go to AW.*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 04:19 AM
ToT takes Silver King's Batch 1 for $45!

Carrie in PA maintains that death grip on Batch 2 with her $31 bid!...

Deb's secure - as of this minute - with $44 on Batch 3... but there's 45 minutes left...

DeborahM
07-16-2007, 04:46 AM
Oh...for your niece? I won't include Cindy's addition...but I will include some extra 'wormy' cookies.

Thanks Jay, I'd appreciate that, when...I win batch 3 unless San tries for an end run!!! :D

alleycat
07-16-2007, 04:50 AM
Oh, the anticipation . . .

I bought a rock, by the way.

DeborahM
07-16-2007, 04:52 AM
I seem to remember that...I wanted that rock!!! But as fate piddled, I couldn't make the end run, you knew I was planning!

TrainofThought
07-16-2007, 04:54 AM
Folks!!

CINDY registered trademark 'Comedy Caberet'......

has just agreed to have her breasts made into cookies and she'll sign them for you.!!!

Oh...for bid #1 or 3...not both...which ever is higher...

Tee hee..Jay, if I win batch #1 can you not include Cindy’s trademark breasts. I’m sure they are lovely, but I’d rather have a penis made into cookies with the nuts put in the right places. :D It's been a while, so I’ll take what I can get. :Shrug:

alleycat
07-16-2007, 04:57 AM
Oh, great. I can see a new business opportunity for Jaycinth.

Jay's Naughty Nuggets. The special this month: Tits Ahoy.

Silver King
07-16-2007, 05:04 AM
SK is watching his girlish figure, so I'll bid $45...
If you're referring to my ever delightful yet sagging man-boobs, you are correct.

Some members should be given a wide berth when they make a bid, and one of those is TrainofThought. From past experience, some almost pleasant, she has shown herself to be somewhat...tenacious when she wants something. And by that I mean, she'll kick my ass no matter how much I bid. (Dawno also comes to mind.)

She's normally a great gal otherwise. :)

(That was a roundabout way of sayin', "I'm out, good people.")

poetinahat
07-16-2007, 05:14 AM
You all rock -- all of you!

(Man, this avatar suit is getting hot 'n' gamey... I can't wait to change into something more comfortable.)

Rolling Thunder
07-16-2007, 05:14 AM
I hear a new bidder is making his way towards this thread...

http://www.graveerror.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Cookie%20Monster.JPG

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 05:31 AM
ToT takes Batch 1 for $45!

Carrie in PA earns Batch 2 the hard way for $31...

And DeborahM takes MY Batch 3 for $44!

CACTUSWENDY
07-16-2007, 05:49 AM
:) I' backkkkkk.

Ok....for the Brownies.....#2......$32.00

Sigh.


(maybe her power will shut off for the next couple of hours)

One can only hope.

TrainofThought
07-16-2007, 05:55 AM
:) I' backkkkkk.

Ok....for the Brownies.....#2......$32.00

Sigh.


(maybe her power will shut off for the next couple of hours)

One can only hope.Um… Wendy… the auction is closed Carrie won the brownies. Here have a http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_4_22.gif instead.

CACTUSWENDY
07-16-2007, 05:58 AM
How many hours difference....?

Is only 6:49....would make it 7:49....

sigh...oh well

I bow...to a good game player.......:Hail: :Hail: :Hail: :Hail:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 06:14 AM
I don't know what time it was in Tucson, but I didn't close the auction 'til half an hour late (new laptop plus Ol' Boy equals confusions aplenty!) at 8:30 Oklahoma time, Wendy... sorry!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 06:17 AM
I've received DeborahM's receipt... address has been delivered to our baker.

ToT and Carrie need to click on the payment link and get your receipts to me so those FRESH cookies can get to you ASAP!

Thanks everyone for your participation! More baked goodies on the way soon!

TrainofThought
07-16-2007, 06:37 AM
I've received DeborahM's receipt... address has been delivered to our baker.

ToT and Carrie need to click on the payment link and get your receipts to me so those FRESH cookies can get to you ASAP!

Thanks everyone for your participation! More baked goodies on the way soon!I sent it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-16-2007, 07:02 AM
I sent it.

I got it! :) Thanks!

Jaycinth
07-16-2007, 05:24 PM
Folks. Thank you for blessing AW just for a few measly worm-ridden cookies....

and some psycho brownies that are....

mediocre at best.

Hugs.

I'm on top of it.

I baked the diversion last night and hid them in places the kids are sure to look. This afternoon it is the real thing.

DeborahM
07-20-2007, 07:07 AM
Jay, I received my box today as you said. Christie, like all kids, couldn't wait to see what was in the box, forgetting bout getting the cookies. When she opened the tin with the worms and went crazy! Thanks, Jay! They are great!