Dear Britain...

I could say 'It serves you right' but in truth it doesn't matter what you've done in the past, no one deserves the torture that is Beckham and Posh Spice. So sorry, so very sorry.

aadams73 said:

How about a trade then? We'll keep Becks and Robot, and you can have Paris "Oxygen Thief" Hilton, and Britney "Flashin' My Gash" Spears?

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Dang. You beat me to it. But I think they should only take either Paris or Britney. It's cruel to give them two blondes. Just give them one and maybe one of the Baldwin brothers.

Let's give 'em all the Baldwins. Didn't that one vow to leave the country a few President's back anyway?

And if we're trading, could I borrow James Murray - just for a few nights?

I'll promise to stop calling you Europe

Tom Cruise for Colin Firth please. (no one said the trades had to be fair)

Trade you Metallica (ick!) for Jimmy "OMFG hez teh bawmb!!!!!111" Page....

As long as, with all this trading going on, the U.S. gets to keep Joaquin Phoenix and Jared Leto. Y'all can have the rest.

aadams73 said:

Can we throw in Daniel Craig too, please? I know Perks and I would take very good care of him.

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Sure. We'll just add Katie Holmes to our initial ante.

aadams73 said:

Ohhh! We have a winner!

Can we throw in Daniel Craig too, please? I know Perks and I would take very good care of him.

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mmmmmm Daniel Craig

Trish, didn't mean to sound like Homer Simpson just then, but did.

P.S. Here's a coupon for Crest.

dclary said:

P.S. Here's a coupon for Crest.

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Ahem *cough*

Bad dclary!

(We're trying to make nice so we can unload some celebutrash on them. Hush up or you'll queer the deal.)

Soccer Mom, who is remembering it's Maryn's birthday all day.

I wonder how much they want for Sean Connery? Do we have to make a separate deal with Scotland?

Soccer Mom said:

Bad dclary!

(We're trying to make nice so we can unload some celebutrash on them. Hush up or you'll queer the deal.)

Soccer Mom, who is remembering it's Maryn's birthday all day.

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I would MUCH rather have Posh and Becks here in Burbank, legally, than their ten million illegally arrived soccer fans.

Listen, this is LA. Becks and Posh are, at best, going to just merge into the giant nameless, faceless mass of names and faces that is the LA velvet rope crowd. Give them a moment to be assimilated, and then we'll relegate their news to Extra and Entertainment Tonight, and all will be well.

thethinker42 said:

As long as, with all this trading going on, the U.S. gets to keep Joaquin Phoenix and Jared Leto. Y'all can have the rest.

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I don't think that should be a problem. The British representatives do not seem to be driving a hard bargain. Give us another few posts, and we'll have unloaded all our Unsavories on them.

aadams73 said:

Ohhh! We have a winner!

Can we throw in Daniel Craig too, please? I know Perks and I would take very good care of him.

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May I help?

MidnightMuse said:

I wonder how much they want for Sean Connery? Do we have to make a separate deal with Scotland?

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Oh! I'll go in on that one, too!

MidnightMuse said:

I wonder how much they want for Sean Connery? Do we have to make a separate deal with Scotland?

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Nah, you can deal with us, we're all one big happy country (unless you talk to the Scots, and then we aren't).

Sean Connery for Seven of Nine.

Deal. You can have boobs of nine, if we get the man in a kilt.

Fair swap .

She just recently married a French chef - you don't mind, do you?