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If Hell-O Kitty was worth anything, she'd be over at SWVaughn's, dining on rat.

Or its her grand plan to torture SWVaughn. She knows she can take the rat out but prefers to watch her squirm in agony.

The Kitty is like that sometimes.

ohgodratsANDhellokitty

somebodyhelpmeplease!

:e2cry: my poor gerbil is scarred for life...
 

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Ron Paul makes a good Republican.

Let's not get anything confused here, people.

Okay? We on the same page?

Good. Don't forget to vote.
 

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Wait one second - You have a GERBIL and you're afraid of one little tiny rat?


Sheesh
 

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relative in size, my gerbil is this big

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and the rat is this big

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rat's got like ten pounds on poor little tien

after huddling in the chair all day i am this big

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Get yourself a cat that's

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this big.
 

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Let's ask the True King of the Sanrio Empire his thoughts on this kitty thingie...

0003esz7


Well, there you have it. No arguing with the penguin.
 

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Get yourself a cat that's

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this big.

Cat eats rat? You know that's a myth. It's very rare for a cat to prey on rats and rats have been known to kill cats actually. Believe it or not. Cats and rats both prey on mice. Don't put your cat in the cellar with rats; you'll end up with a dead cat. I had a girlfriend who did that and remember yelling at her, calling her a dumb b!tch, watching the cat's carcass.
 
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Alas, too true, Eryl.

(pssst....don't give them any ideas, okay?)
 

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Yuck - you go around smelling Hello Kitty poo. You, You, poo sniffer....

:tongue

The Kitty makes us. It's not my choice. . . man I gotta switch my avatar back.

Cat eats rat? You know that's a myth. It's very rare for a cat to prey on rats and rats have been known to kill cats actually. Believe it or not. Cats and rats both prey on mice. Don't put your cat in the cellar with rats; you'll end up with a dead cat. I had a girlfriend who did that and remember yelling at her, calling her a dumb b!tch, watching the cat's carcass.

Get a python then. They eat rats. But then, they'll probably eat the cats too. Snakes are tricky like that.
 

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i’m with bart on this one. this hello kitty stuff is starting to get to me. here’s what happened to me yesterday.

after battling traffic for an hour i arrive home after a long day at the office. sure, it’s a work-a-day life i lead but i’m not complaining. i have a good job and i like it. i’m greeted in the drive way by thing 1 and thing 2. red faced from the heat they scamper away back to their important work of running through the sprinkler. on the deck, i kiss the wife and baby. things are good.

i walk into the house and right there on the kitchen table the thing is looking directly at me. i move left, it’s still looking at me. i step to the right, same deal.

they say the sound of my head hitting the hard wood floor was sickeningly loud. as i lay there staring at the ceiling, unable to move, i wondered if it was possible --- had the hello kitty’s had somehow scaled the aw walls and escaped the confines of the internet? or maybe the aw hello kitty patrol has a much wider influence that we could ever imagine?

after i came around, my wife explained to me that mcdonalds was giving out hello kitty toys with happy meals. at which point i fainted (again) at the thought of my kids eating happy meals.
 

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after i came around, my wife explained to me that mcdonalds was giving out hello kitty toys with happy meals. at which point i fainted (again) at the thought of my kids eating happy meals.


Oh, hey! Thanks for telling me that.

If our local McD's isn't - can I have your toys? Your kids won't mind, will they?