ohmygodaRAT

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

in my office.

A really fucking big rat. Ohnononono stupid storm stupid old house with holes.

I'm sitting with my feet tucked under me. Or possibly moving my computer to another room. Or another house. Oh, UGH, a big fat RAT...

whatdoidoanybody??

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

Send him to the kitchen and have him prepare you a lovely omelet or something.

Have you seen Ratatouille yet?

RLB · Jul 9, 2007

You're gonna need a trap. Or some poison. Or some of that sticky paper.

And probably some good bourbon.

Good luck.

davids · Jul 9, 2007

Plastic explosives should do the trick quite nicely I should think-or you could let it crawl up your leg then grab it and bite its head off!!!! Or you could ask it to join a writers forum-possibly the poetry section-then it could die of intellectual anesthesiaosis-luv Dave--Or I could pop over and blow it off of your shoulder with my 12 guage-any of the above will probably be of help I should think!!

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

Bourbon. Good idea. ineedadrinkitsnevertooearly.

Ratatoille? It'll give me nightmares now. oh-UGH.

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

Be nice, people.

Call pest control or set a "have a heart" trap.

MidnightMuse · Jul 9, 2007

There's a new device out there, works wonders - it's called: A Cat.

ETA - rats make nice pets, by the way.

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

davids said:
Plastic explosives should do the trick quite nicely I should think-or you could let it crawl up your leg then grab it and bite its head off!!!! Or you could ask it to join a writers forum-possibly the poetry section-then it could die of intellectual anesthesiaosis-luv Dave--Or I could pop over and blow it off of your shoulder with my 12 guage-any of the above will probably be of help I should think!!

Bwah! YEs-explosives! Shoot it for me, Dave. *shudder* *twitch*

Perhaps it'll join a writers forum. Here, little -- I mean BIG -- thing, come and get intellectually exploded.

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

MidnightMuse said:
ETA - rats make nice pets, by the way.

They do.

I have cats. They're less than worthless when it comes to catching rodents. Not that they can't -- they have caught mice and moles before, but now they're just fat and lazy.

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

MidnightMuse said:
There's a new device out there, works wonders - it's called: A Cat.

ETA - rats make nice pets, by the way.

I have four of those, mine are defective.

maestro whatsa have a heart trap? will it make the rat go away?

Bmwhtly · Jul 9, 2007

swvaughn said:
whatdoidoanybody??

Well, I'll tell you.

First you skin it. Then Marinade in a honey mustard sauce. Slow grill and top with cheese. Let the cheese melt.

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

swvaughn said:
I have four of those, mine are defective.

maestro whatsa have a heart trap? will it make the rat go away?

It's a trap that doesn't hurt or kill the animal. I used it on some occasion to capture escaped pets. Then you can just take it to your neighbor's house and release it.

davids · Jul 9, 2007

swvaughn said:
Bwah! YEs-explosives! Shoot it for me, Dave. *shudder* *twitch*

Perhaps it'll join a writers forum. Here, little -- I mean BIG -- thing, come and get intellectually exploded.

Yup that ass exploding thing can be at least marginally problematical cannot it? I'll load er up and be WRITE over-what is the point of having a pest if you cannot at least torture it before you murder it-huh?

TsukiRyoko · Jul 9, 2007

Give it to me! I love rodents.

And reptiles. And most insects.

If you kill it, I will cry. It's worse than it sounds- my tears are made of the fire of Hell's lake.

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
First you skin it. Then Marinade in a honey mustard sauce. Slow grill and top with cheese. Let the cheese melt.

You're sick.

Everyone knows barbecue sauce is better.

cray · Jul 9, 2007

this is one of the only cases where i'm going NOT recommend bashing it with a bat, or tennis raquet or the like,....

important: don't corner it, it will bite you or try to.

an expert, like myself, could safely take it out without firearms but for you,...
borrow a .22 from someone and shoot it.

what? no gun training? no worries just buy a lot of bullets

Bmwhtly · Jul 9, 2007

maestrowork said:
You're sick.

Everyone knows barbecue sauce is better.

Only with Squirrel.

cray said:
what? no gun training? no worries just buy a lot of bullets

And Plaster for the wall behind it.

PattiTheWicked · Jul 9, 2007

Read the thread on spiders. I bet a lot of those ideas would work in your situation.

auntybug · Jul 9, 2007

Why don't you ask it if it wants to go rollerblading? Thats what I did w/ mine

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
Give it to me! I love rodents.

And reptiles. And most insects.

If you kill it, I will cry. It's worse than it sounds- my tears are made of the fire of Hell's lake.

ican'tkillit deadratworsethanliverat...

ack. please go away nice mr. mousie youreducedmetotypingwithoutcapitals

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

Rats are attracted to the sound of typing... by the way.

And pinky toes are their favorite nibble bits.

swvaughn · Jul 9, 2007

maestrowork said:
Rats are attracted to the sound of typing... by the way.

And pinky toes are their favorite nibble bits.

thas why i'm sitting with my legs up on the chair... ack.

Bmwhtly · Jul 9, 2007

Pick it up by the tail and flick it like a whip. Get it right and you'll kill it painlessly.

Of course, if you don't get it right you'll make it angry...

*Goes back to the drawing board*

TsukiRyoko · Jul 9, 2007

Oh! Leave a trail of crumbs to the door, then when it gets close to the door, give it the boot.

maestrowork · Jul 9, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
Oh! Leave a trail of crumbs to the door, then when it gets close to the door, give it the boot.

That will only invite more rats IN.

By the way, rats can climb chairs.

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