How many posts do I need to be cool?

III · Jul 6, 2007

I've been posting my tail off, but I'm still under 500. I feel like the scrawny guy at the beach and any 1000+ poster can just come up and kick sand in my face. Is there some gizmo I can buy to make me buff and cool?

alleycat · Jul 6, 2007

I'd say your avatar does it for you.

Stew21 · Jul 6, 2007

we always thought you were cool, III. Welcome from the start, one of the gang, fits the group perfectly, happy addition to the clan...

and then you started whining about your post count.

whatashame.

cray · Jul 6, 2007

11,000 or more

auntybug · Jul 6, 2007

It's not the size that matters.......

really....

III · Jul 6, 2007

Stew21 said:
we always thought you were cool, III. Welcome from the start, one of the gang, fits the group perfectly, happy addition to the clan...

and then you started whining about your post count.

whatashame.

<whineandmoan> that one got sand in my mouth (and in my heart

)

rhymegirl · Jul 6, 2007

cray said:
11,000 or more

Really?

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Pat~ · Jul 6, 2007

That's okay, III, it's not the quantity but the quality ~~time~~ posts you spend on us.

I'd say you're doing alright.

swvaughn · Jul 6, 2007

Seven.

(seven?)

Just... FLIP IT!

Or, you could purchase the handy-dandy Stuff 'N Budley Post Inflater-Upper, Guaranteed to Prevent Bannination Through Undetectable Algorisms That Manufacture Subtle Changes to Every Post -- Works Overnight! And Only Four Installments of $59.95!

PM me for my PayPal address. We'll do lunch.

III · Jul 6, 2007

For those who are too young to remember the ads in the comic books ...

And here's the payoff ....

Maybe I'll even make that my avatar . . . Nah, I'm too sweet.

Willowmound · Jul 6, 2007

MidnightMuse · Jul 6, 2007

6,610 to be exact.

Willowmound · Jul 6, 2007

oops, 627

Willowmound · Jul 6, 2007

MidnightMuse, you are stealing my joke!

Stew21 · Jul 6, 2007

all except that fact that OP posts don't add to your total, it was a good joke, Willowmound.

sassandgroove · Jul 6, 2007

440.

You do know III that OP and TIO posts don't count towards your total, right? It was to keep trolls out of AW I think, and to keep AW on track as a Writing Forum, not just a place to have fun.

Stew21 · Jul 6, 2007

sassandgroove said:
440.

ooh! According to Sass, you're almost there!

alleycat · Jul 6, 2007

7077 or more makes you Super Cool!

Especially if you have 7077 on 7/07/07.

III · Jul 6, 2007

sassandgroove said:
440.

Bulking up..... one more rep ...... feel the burn.....

III · Jul 6, 2007

alleycat said:
7077 or more makes you Super Cool!

Especially if you have 7077 on 7/07/07.

That means no more posting for alleycat until Sunday. That's too bad.

alleycat · Jul 6, 2007

III said:
That means no more posting for alleycat until Sunday. That's too bad.

Nah, I can post in OP all I want. They don't count.

auntybug · Jul 6, 2007

III said:
For those who are too young to remember the ads in the comic books ...

And here's the payoff ....

Maybe I'll even make that my avatar . . . Nah, I'm too sweet.

I do remember those & knew where you were going. Man - you're that old and you're worrying about posts

They are all guessing too high. 60 is a great number. I am so OK with my newness if I were a guy I'd wear pink! :Sun:

III · Jul 6, 2007

alleycat said:
Nah, I can post in OP all I want. They don't count.

So THAT explains why my count's not going up. That must be one of the things they tell you in the Newbie FAQ that I never read. So I'm not wimpy, I'm just stupid! Hurrayyyy!!!!!

alleycat · Jul 6, 2007

Oops.

I just posted in another thread.

Melina · Jul 6, 2007

You don't need a high post count. You just need to be in with the PHENTERMINE crowd.

C'mon--all the kids are doing it.

Are you with us, or against us?

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