Silly Friday

davids said:

There once was a very young maid
who laid on her back
in any old shack
then arose quite alone
walked around the block looking for a Faggotte
which is a German Oboe


Now that is definately quite silly!

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Agreed. This is most silly!

I'm glad you're feeling silly this Friday, Dave. Let's see... what can I think of that's silly?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But it's fattening and may possess addictive qualities, and also attracts ants,
which is why I only use cream in my coffee

davids said:

SW-you are totally silly and I wanna hold your---hand?

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You are one smooth crustacean, Dave.

What's wrong with these people, anyway? They want the silliness, but they can't handle the silliness!

Yeah, I said it! Bet! C'mon, peeps, get silly. It's Friday -- the day before the luckiest day we'll ever see in our lifetimes. Woot!

haha!! that's some major good luck for the angels

davids said:

Last night I lay asleeping
there came a dream so fair
I stood in old Jerusalem
beside the Temple there
and ever as the Angels sang
I dropped one in her hair!!!!


Beat that bit of intellectualsilliosity-HA HA!!! Sw do you think anyone else is feeling remotely silly? I no Miss Scarlet will join in as her bum warms up-but the rest-oh well I just guess I will have to take 15 or 20 minutes and write another best seller! why not-nothing else to do-right?

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Yeah, might as well crank out another book or two. Sheesh. These people are pretty hopeless... can't even scratch together a few measly dregs of silliness. They're all busy talking about Paris Hilton and whether Seun is an arsehole...

I feel ya, Dave. What good is life without taking some goofy time once in a while? All work and no play makes baby Satan cry.

Here -- we need a lightbulb joke!

Q: How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but (s)he has to do it ten times...

1st draft. Hero changes light bulb.
2nd draft. Villain changes light bulb.
3rd draft. Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death.
4th draft. Lose the light bulb.
5th draft. Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten.
6th draft. Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero's mentor.
7th draft. Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten.
8th draft. Hero forces villain to eat light bulb.
9th draft. Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn't change it.
10th draft. Hero changes light bulb.

(Note: I am PC. Yep.)

Angelinity said:

haha!! that's some major good luck for the angels

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Lovely Angelinity
With your lips so fair...
How'd you get that wind-blown look
To stick in your shiny blonde hair?

Welcome to the insanity.

hey silly gang donno if i do good here, but willing to give it a shot...

anyone like ants?? living in the desert on the backs of zillions of ant armies of all shapes and sizes (some with a sense of humour!!) i've learned to appreciate them -- well, sorta...

I got me two armies of ants
standing to attention in corsets
and stretch pants,

ready on my signal, they go!
The Midgets haul dust mites from closets
till it glow

and the Titans scour and glean
bread crumbs and spiders under the beds
til it's clean.

I hear some demands are abreast --
Four-day week and free rides to the vet…
What a pest!

davids said:

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHAHAETC ETC111!!!! Now I know I am most definately in love with SW-shit all the good broads are taken-what is an old relicster gonna do-oh well I can always go over to that silly porno thread thing and do some self approbational glances at my hood of man!!!! Ily joined in SW-she is pretty and extremely silly!!!!

Paris Hilton? Oh the one who would have scabs on her brain if she had one-that one-ah ha!!!!

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I luvs ya, Dave. Aren't you taken, too?

Angelinity said:

hey silly gang donno if i do good here, but willing to give it a shot...

anyone like ants?? living in the desert on the backs of zillions of ant armies of all shapes and sizes (some with a sense of humour!!) i've learned to appreciate them -- well, sorta...

I got me two armies of ants
standing to attention in corsets
and stretch pants,

ready on my signal, they go!
The Midgets haul dust mites from closets
till it glow

and the Titans scour and glean
bread crumbs and spiders under the beds
til it's clean.

I hear some demands are abreast --
Four-day week and free rides to the vet…
What a pest!

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Perfectionado, Angelinity!

All right, I'm gonna go write a book. I'll be back in an hour or so, and there had better be some serious silliness going on in this thread -- or I will go about stapling Hello Kitty avatars to every single thread on this whole bloody board!

Yay! The silliness returns!

Lets here it for the silly people!

davids said:

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHHAHAETC ETC111!!!! Now I know I am most definately in love with SW-shit all the good broads are taken...

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harumph!! beg your pardon, yer not calling me a good broad, are ya??

wes only wear g-strings 'round here -- too bloody hot for boxers

Couldn't resist popping back in just for a second...

We need to change the name of this thread to getyerassinhereandpostsomethingsillyorwellkickitrightoffyourbackside.

Now, I'm really going, off to touch some intellectuals... I'll be bahk.

Here ya go:

Silly enough?




Maybe I'll use this one for my new avatar.

*clears throat*

Hello Kitty Haiku

I thought I'd bring you
Something dead, dank and furry
For this here nice thread