There's some kind of thing in my garage

MattW · Jul 6, 2007

I tried swatting it with a broom, yelling at it, and giving it beer and hot wings, but it just won't go away.

Does anyone have a way to get rid of this thing? It's disgusting and scary, and I'm afraid any damage it does won't be covered by my insurance.

I think it left a brick in my toilet too.

Bmwhtly · Jul 6, 2007

Hey, I warned you that kids grew into teenagers! So don't come crying to me now.

alleycat · Jul 6, 2007

If you find Jessica Alba, call me.

Willowmound · Jul 6, 2007

Embrace your thing. Make it love you. Maybe in time you will love it back.

MattW · Jul 6, 2007

I offered him some skin moisturizer and he pushed me through a wall...

Willowmound · Jul 6, 2007

Hrm. Try leaving out peanuts and winegum for him?

cray · Jul 6, 2007

throw a pebble in the air and then bash him with a tennis raquet,...
wait,..no...that's the solution for something else

dclary · Jul 6, 2007

If you love some thing, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it's clobberin' time.

MidnightMuse · Jul 6, 2007

I could probably give it a good tumble-polish.

BenPanced · Jul 6, 2007

Maybe it can hang out with the spider that's currently terrorizing scarletpeaches?

threedogpeople · Jul 6, 2007

It's not a "mother-in-law" is it?

Jersey Chick · Jul 6, 2007

How about offering up some chocolate milk and cookies? Play a little Bach, perhaps? Mozart? Metallica?

MattW · Jul 6, 2007

Jersey Chick said:
How about offering up some chocolate milk and cookies? Play a little Bach, perhaps? Mozart? Metallica?

All I have is graham crackers, green tea, and Jay-Z.

He doesn't look happy with any of those....

Jersey Chick · Jul 6, 2007

I wouldn't be either.

If I were you, I'd try to find something more "rock"

**ducks to avoid graham crackers, green tea, and Jay-Z coming my way**

zahra · Jul 6, 2007

threedogpeople said:
It's not a "mother-in-law" is it?

Dear Bernard Manning,*

I think it is rather rude to rise from the grave when you've only been in it five minutes.

Yours,
Z

*politically-incorrect comedian who has only just shuffled off mortal c.

Pagey's_Girl · Jul 6, 2007

I think I was set up on a blind date with that thing once. It looks awfully familiar...

Susie · Jul 6, 2007

Hey, I have a moth flyin' around my kitchen. Think that guy could gently take it outside?

frimble3 · Jul 7, 2007

Put a shovel in it's hand, point to the garden and 'suggest' it do something useful to earn it's keep. If it acts as much like my ex as it looks, it'll be gone, never to be seen again.

threedogpeople · Jul 7, 2007

threedogpeople said:
It's not a "mother-in-law" is it?

or an ex-husband?

MattW · Jul 7, 2007

frimble3 said:
Put a shovel in it's hand, point to the garden and 'suggest' it do something useful to earn it's keep. If it acts as much like my ex as it looks, it'll be gone, never to be seen again.

In a similar tact, I told that thing that I loved it and wanted to talk about our mutual feelings.

Dust cloud. Problem solved.

rhymegirl · Jul 7, 2007

alleycat said:
If you find Jessica Alba, call me.

I posted a pic of her in HOL.

There's some kind of thing in my garage

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