preyer
this is just kinda a fun topic. don't put in anything in here you think you might actually some day go back and write if you run dry on the good stuff, lol.
i actually wrote a few scenes of this one, i just thought it was too kitzchy and goofy to resist. for the same reasons i began, i also stopped. lucky for me, you, and humanity in general. but did anyone give me an award? hell no.
the title was 'elvis and the holy grail vs. hitler.'
still reading? sucker. the premise was time travelling gov't agents go back in time to rescue elvis right before he dies in the crap-house. remember, nixon made the king a gov't agent. the agents, the female predictably falling in love with elvis (he *was* the MAN, after all), bring him back into the future, get him back into shape, and sends him off to another world, where hitler, in possession of the holy grail (remember he was a religious artefact collector) is whipping up an alien army to conquer earth.
armed with his kung fu and gov't issued guard dog, a bassett hound, elvis has to destroy hitler once and for all and save the human race. it ends in an elvis concert where all the great of rock 'n roll are brought back. well, actually, it ends as elvis purposefully self-destructs in the earth's atmosphere so no one can ever abuse the power of the grail again.
i'm almost ashamed to say i had thought quite a bit about this story for a couple of weeks. but then i found the awful bruce campbell movie 'bubba ho-tep' on the shelves and thought, damn, you gotta be kidding me? (elderly elvis vs. egyptian mummy.)
oh, i got more, believe me.
i actually wrote a few scenes of this one, i just thought it was too kitzchy and goofy to resist. for the same reasons i began, i also stopped. lucky for me, you, and humanity in general. but did anyone give me an award? hell no.
the title was 'elvis and the holy grail vs. hitler.'
still reading? sucker. the premise was time travelling gov't agents go back in time to rescue elvis right before he dies in the crap-house. remember, nixon made the king a gov't agent. the agents, the female predictably falling in love with elvis (he *was* the MAN, after all), bring him back into the future, get him back into shape, and sends him off to another world, where hitler, in possession of the holy grail (remember he was a religious artefact collector) is whipping up an alien army to conquer earth.
armed with his kung fu and gov't issued guard dog, a bassett hound, elvis has to destroy hitler once and for all and save the human race. it ends in an elvis concert where all the great of rock 'n roll are brought back. well, actually, it ends as elvis purposefully self-destructs in the earth's atmosphere so no one can ever abuse the power of the grail again.
i'm almost ashamed to say i had thought quite a bit about this story for a couple of weeks. but then i found the awful bruce campbell movie 'bubba ho-tep' on the shelves and thought, damn, you gotta be kidding me? (elderly elvis vs. egyptian mummy.)
oh, i got more, believe me.