China' Nip for AW Kitties

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Attention Kitties! I have China’ Nip for all you precious fur balls darlings. Who better to sell it to you than yours truly, Kitty Got Back. That’s right. You too can dance to the best tunes of our time
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with a butt like mine. Sway to the rhythm of the blues, or polka down an isle. It gives you spunk and gets rid of the gunk.

China’ Nip is a limited time offer. The first 100 will get a month's free of water kitty litter. Hurry over kitties, don't let your friend brag about their China' Nip without you. ;)
 
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Applause for Danger Jane! She is deserving of this fabulous offer. Here is your first bag of China’ Nip. Please follow directions before eating. Thanks for your credit card information and we will ship your kitty litter to the billing address. Thanks for your business.

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Joey Baby, come to the dark side light it’s beautiful, it’s free and you never have to pee. :D You can’t live on horsey rides forever, so commit to China’ Nip for one month and you won’t remember life without it.
 
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