My daughter is having an intellectual growth spurt

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and I'm exhausted. Since yesterday afternoon, I've had to explain the story behind our July 4th holiday, the morality or war, and the nature of gravity and centrifugal force.

I just know she's going to ask me where babies come from and if Santa Claus is real by dinner.
 

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Are you up on differential calculus?
 

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The cap to my Snapple reads that children have growth spurts in the spring...(maybe it's something to do with all the rain we've been having?) :D
 

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Just put the Discovery Channel on for a few hours?
 

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Mommy, what's a camel toe?