by definition, 'fiction' is a lie. everyone's heard the old saw, 'truth is stranger than fiction.' so, when you pick up a fantasy book, you're not being lied to because you *willingly* accept that the contents aren't real. therein is a major difference, eh? if i see a play or read a fictional book, i can't claim i'm being deceived any more than i can claim the wall hurt my head when i willingly slammed my noggin into it, can i?
i'm a lousy liar in general, when it doesn't have much to do with anything. if i do lie, it's just to defend myself from getting bitched out by my wife. 'sure, honey, i took the trash out. now if you'll excuse me, i have to go vacuum the back yard. oh, by the way, i think someone left a bag of money by the front door. if you don't see it, just look around for it for about five minutes.' she'd bust my ass every single time i pulled some lame crap like that. at the same time, we accept lies because it makes us feel better: 'size doesn't matter,' is a perfect example, or, 'no, i don't prefer women with one small boob and one huge one. i think it's sexy. best of both worlds right there, baby!'
now, i say i'm a terrible liar, but once when i was a kid, back in my wilder daze, a buddy and me stole a jeep cherokee. after a bit of joy-riding (i was driving), as i was parked by the side of what i thought was a deserted road that late at night while looking up in the owner's manual how to get the thing in four wheel drive when a sheriff pulled up. few people can even begin to imagine what goes through your head at a time like that... few people can even understand why someone would steal a jeep, lol. anyway, i rolled down the window, gave the cop in the passenger seat a big grin as my heart was ready to explode out my chest, and asked nicely what the problem was. he asked what i was doing and i showed him the manual i was looking at, saying how i was just looking something up. there was a little banter and he asked what was wrong with my friend. i looked over and my partner in crime was plastered to the door, eyes bugged out and looking guilty as sin. hm, i thought, i wonder if this thing can outrun a cop through that field over there? oh, i said, he always looks like that, ha ha. he looked me over again, nodded slightly, said have a nice night, and they pulled away. well, that rather put a damper on the evening, so we called it a night. oh, hell yeah, i lied my way out of that one to the extent that even a grizzled sheriff didn't question why i was on a country road at three in the morning during the winter, not even asking for a driver's license. otherwise, i can't lie myself out of a wet paper sack. (lest anyone think i'm a bad person, i've never cheated on a girlfriend or my wife, have never made a girl think i loved her to get her naked, nor walked off with the company's laptop when it would fit so nicely in my lunchbox. it was just a crazy thing a couple of bored kids did a long time ago. i'm just the type of person that will try anything once, twice if it hurts.)
consequently, i write bad stories, so what does mean? lol.