I sing of the glorious Delta Knights,
They live in Europe somewhere.
With Archimedes, they eat their Wheaties,
and look pretty good in fake hair!
(They're kind of afraid to go out at night.
They don't get historical facts just right.
They hike up their codpieces really tight.)
They look pretty good in fake hair.
A sweet Delta lady am I, am I,
More fair than the stars in the sky.
I'm bold and bawdy and oh my lawdy,
I'm proud to declare I like pie.
A sweet Delta lady, I do what I please.
I'm strong and I'm savvy, and I've got these.
I love to sing out, don't forget the cheese.
I'm proud to declare I like pie.