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Bravo
06-26-2007, 12:53 AM
may you get your medical license back this year.

and since you somehow share your bday with opti, let's hope that his movie (and megan fox) do ridiculously well too.

Opty
06-26-2007, 01:00 AM
Thanks! The licensing board doesn't like me very much right now. Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:

MidnightMuse
06-26-2007, 01:03 AM
Really? I could have sworn I saw a diploma on Dr. Feelzberg's office wall . . .

Well, anyway, Happy Birthday :partyguy:

dclary
06-26-2007, 01:16 AM
Thanks! The licensing board doesn't like me very much right now. Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:

It would have helped if you'd have had verified their womanness first, doof.

Opty
06-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Hey, YOU'RE the one who asked for an exam, dave. I stand by my professionalism that night.

That long, cold, lonely night.

Danger Jane
06-26-2007, 01:19 AM
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spork2.jpg

Titanium for surgery

dclary
06-26-2007, 01:19 AM
Hey, YOU'RE the one who asked for an exam, dave. I stand by my professionalism that night.

That long, cold, lonely night.


I meant AURAL!

billythrilly7th
06-26-2007, 01:21 AM
Happy Birthday, you guitar playing, doctor,writer, bloviating 212 pound hunk of optimal man in his prime.
:Guitar: :e2heartbe :e2Order: :e2BIC:

kristie911
06-26-2007, 01:37 AM
Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:

Hmmm...but you said you had to practice that to keep your license! You wouldn't lie to me would you?

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one. :D

Opty
06-26-2007, 01:42 AM
Happy Birthday, you guitar playing, doctor,writer, bloviating 212 pound hunk of optimal man in his prime.
:Guitar: :e2heartbe :e2Order: :e2BIC:

Thanks, Thrillster.

And, to prepare for today (i.e. turning old...um...I mean...entering my peak), I started a diet a few months ago and have lost around 24 pounds in 3 months. I went from 206 to 182 (though I'm back up to 187 now).

I haven't been this fit in...well...ever!

We gotta go cruisin' for chicks one night, Thrilly.

You can be my wingman.

Susie
06-26-2007, 02:06 AM
Happy Birthday, Dr. S. Here's :Cake:

billythrilly7th
06-26-2007, 04:11 AM
You can be my wingman.

Bullshit. You can be mine.


NANANANANANANANANANANANAAAANNAAANNANANANAANANAAANA AAAA.....

So, what do you wanna do kid?

I was thinking about being an instructor.

Top Gun?! ...God help us.

Mandy-Jane
06-26-2007, 04:33 AM
Happy Birthday. Have a great one!

Shwebb
06-26-2007, 04:48 AM
Happy birthday, Sporkster. I was going to say something about sporks, but it just sounded wrong, somehow.

Anyhoo, hope it's turning out to be a great day.

Unique
06-26-2007, 04:55 AM
Fork or spoon?

Neither. Use your sporks wisely (http://www.batteredmensociety.com/bms/images/BoobCake.jpg). ;)

Happy Birthday, Dr. Spork.

Ziljon
06-26-2007, 04:56 AM
Happy birthday, Spork. I'm okay with that, er yew okay with that?

http://www.whois-whatis.com/images/DrPhil.jpg

-Phil

robeiae
06-26-2007, 05:05 AM
I wish you a sagacious birthday, Spork. Watch out for Bravo...he's in a strange mood.

tiny
06-26-2007, 05:53 AM
Happy Birthday, Spork Sans Dr. I missed your de-doctoring, I hope it didn't hurt too much. :D

Opty
06-26-2007, 05:56 AM
Bullshit. You can be mine.


NANANANANANANANANANANANAAAANNAAANNANANANAANANAAANA AAAA.....

So, what do you wanna do kid?

I was thinking about being an instructor.

Top Gun?! ...God help us.

I knew I could count on you to finish that movie-quote-scene-thing, Billy.

You are my true north.

Opty
06-26-2007, 05:58 AM
Happy Birthday, Spork Sans Dr. I missed your de-doctoring, I hope it didn't hurt too much. :D


'Twas at my request.

I needed to be taken down a few pegs, anyway.

;)

Serenity
06-26-2007, 06:31 AM
Happy Birthday!! :partyguy:

sadron
06-26-2007, 11:26 AM
Happy Birthday!! *offers cake and drinks*

Sean D. Schaffer
06-26-2007, 11:38 AM
Happy Birthday Spork.

:)

arrowqueen
06-27-2007, 01:46 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/2.gif

CBeasy
06-27-2007, 02:17 AM
Happy Birthday!

Pat~
06-27-2007, 02:19 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday2/10.gif Spork!

MacAllister
06-27-2007, 02:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Spork. :)

William Haskins
06-27-2007, 02:26 AM
hope you had a great day, shane.

robeiae
06-27-2007, 03:03 AM
shane.Don't you mean the Oklahoma Kid?

NeuroFizz
06-27-2007, 06:01 AM
Many, many more, S.

MacAllister
06-27-2007, 06:07 AM
My god....Sporky has a name?

Little Red Barn
06-27-2007, 06:35 AM
Big Happy Birthday!!! :)

Perks
06-27-2007, 04:39 PM
'Spork' always makes me think of fruit cocktail in elementary school.

But I suppose one could eat birthday cake with such a device.

Happy Birthday, sir.

Kate Thornton
06-27-2007, 09:17 PM
Happy birthday! And many more!

Opty
06-29-2007, 12:05 PM
Just a quick note to say thanks for all the birthday wishes. They were very much welcomed and appreciated.

:)

aruna
06-29-2007, 12:13 PM
Here's another one! Many happy returns!