Happy Bday (Dr) Spork

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may you get your medical license back this year.

and since you somehow share your bday with opti, let's hope that his movie (and megan fox) do ridiculously well too.
 

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Thanks! The licensing board doesn't like me very much right now. Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:
 

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Really? I could have sworn I saw a diploma on Dr. Feelzberg's office wall . . .

Well, anyway, Happy Birthday :partyguy:
 

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Thanks! The licensing board doesn't like me very much right now. Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:

It would have helped if you'd have had verified their womanness first, doof.
 

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Hey, YOU'RE the one who asked for an exam, dave. I stand by my professionalism that night.

That long, cold, lonely night.
 

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Titanium for surgery
 
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Happy Birthday, you guitar playing, doctor,writer, bloviating 212 pound hunk of optimal man in his prime.
:Guitar: :e2heartbe :e2Order: :e2BIC:
 

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Apparently, "playing doctor" with the ladies isn't recognized as "legitimate medical training."

:Shrug:

Hmmm...but you said you had to practice that to keep your license! You wouldn't lie to me would you?

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one. :D
 

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Happy Birthday, you guitar playing, doctor,writer, bloviating 212 pound hunk of optimal man in his prime.
:Guitar: :e2heartbe :e2Order: :e2BIC:

Thanks, Thrillster.

And, to prepare for today (i.e. turning old...um...I mean...entering my peak), I started a diet a few months ago and have lost around 24 pounds in 3 months. I went from 206 to 182 (though I'm back up to 187 now).

I haven't been this fit in...well...ever!

We gotta go cruisin' for chicks one night, Thrilly.

You can be my wingman.
 
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You can be my wingman.

Bullshit. You can be mine.


NANANANANANANANANANANANAAAANNAAANNANANANAANANAAANAAAAA.....

So, what do you wanna do kid?

I was thinking about being an instructor.

Top Gun?! ...God help us.
 

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Happy birthday, Sporkster. I was going to say something about sporks, but it just sounded wrong, somehow.

Anyhoo, hope it's turning out to be a great day.
 

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Bullshit. You can be mine.


NANANANANANANANANANANANAAAANNAAANNANANANAANANAAANAAAAA.....

So, what do you wanna do kid?

I was thinking about being an instructor.

Top Gun?! ...God help us.

I knew I could count on you to finish that movie-quote-scene-thing, Billy.

You are my true north.
 

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Happy Birthday!! *offers cake and drinks*